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Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.
Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”
No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.
Bish you cannot leave all this glorious commentary in the freakin tags
au where padme lives and raises her two children thinking that anakin died on mustafar and works behind the scenes in the rebellion
and anakin/vader thinks that he killed padme
and they both think the other is dead and vader hates the shadowy leader of the rebellion and padme hates the emperor’s black-suited attack dog
i just have a lot of ideas about this idk
this is the parent trap. this is the parent trap with luke and leia
I need them stuck together in a caved-in ancient temple somewhere and having a near-screaming argument and Padme referencing something specific to her past that Anakin was there for in the process of making a point and Vader getting mad at thinking himself mocked and just Will Not Stand for anybody bringing Padme Amidala into the argument and
Padme just
fucking takes her mask off and throws it at him and says she’ll use herself in her own arguments all she fucking well wants and it bounces off his face and she figures she’s gonna die and she’s totally not prepared for the second-in-command of the entire Empire to just fall on his knees at her feet.
I don’t even know what to follow this up with and I think neither do they.
Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?
This is Palpatine’s lightsaber btw. He duel wields.
Actually it’s genius. It’s is a foolproof design if you don’t want to get caught with a lightsaber
*goes through chancellor’s desk drawers and finds this*
*slowly closes drawer and never mentions it*
If you see something…say nothing and drink to forget
It can't possibly be that blat-
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vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage?? storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid vader: LOL
Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.
Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.
Vader: OH HELL YEAH
why would you hide this in the tags that’s hilarious
HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER — Ahsoka: Shadow Warrior (Behind The Scenes)
begging for a fraught reunion between an Obi Wan who does not know about the chips and a Cody who also does not know about the chips
Credit to manny-jacinto
the fact that Tobey Maguire and Hayden Christensen defrosted and dominated 2022 makes me happy.Don’t even question it, everyone and their dog was talking about them 😘
Btw wish all my friends/ followers a happy new year. Lots of love from me alpacas of the sith
I still can’t believe we got “Because all he’ll see is me.” There is an entire world packed into that statement, about Anakin’s way of loving people, that it distracts him, it clouds his mind, he doesn’t know how to balance it, and it’s his undoing, that Obi-Wan is right that Anakin still only sees him and therefore doesn’t see the trick underneath the surface. It’s not even a particularly good trick, they’re just in a different ship, there’s no way someone of Anakin’s skill and training should miss that. But he does, because all he sees is Obi-Wan. It’s a statement on how well Obi-Wan knows Anakin, it’s a statement that Darth Vader is and always has been Anakin Skywalker, it’s a statement on how Anakin’s internal imbalance lands him on his ass every single time. But it’s also the gayest fucking thing I have heard out of Star Wars and I’ve watched a lot of a gay as fuck Star Wars! All he’ll see is me. There may be a ton of other meaning loaded into it, but that shit is romantic as hell. That’s exactly how Anakin Skywalker loves, to the point that all he sees is the other person, every other thought flies out of his head until there’s nothing else that matters, nothing else can register with him. The rest of the galaxy doesn’t even exist for Anakin in those moments, it’s all set dressing or props to cut his way through or use against Obi-Wan, who is the only real thing in Anakin’s mind in that moment, everything else is in black and white, only Obi-Wan is in color, the rest of reality is just a fuzzy blur on the edges of his vision, only Obi-Wan is in focus. Amazing, perfection, incredible, absolute stellar characterization, 100/10! Also gay as fuck.
Totally fucked up that Obi-Wan got to go on a fun “I’m going to be the hero that ends the war” mission, only to come back home and find that his best friend/brother/son has torched their most sacred temple and fully turned to the dark side
I’m so hung up on obi-wan in the last like 45 min of the movie because his expression always looks like he’s in too much shock to really process everything. And the fight with Anakin where he really has to try not to get fucking killed omg I’m so sad 
OBI-WAN KENOBI (2022) : PART VI
What do you think would have happened to Obi-Wan if he hadn't had Luke to look after following the fall of the order?
Honestly, I think he might have been less disheartened than we see him in the Kenobi series. Because yes, he has his purpose in watching over Luke, yes, there's a new hope that will emerge and all that...but he is also completely isolated from everyone and everything that once fulfilled him.
If he wasn't the one watching over Luke, I wonder if he might have joined the rebellion in a more visible way. I mean, obviously he still would've needed to recon with all his guilt and trauma about Anakin and all that he's lost. Which we see in the Kenobi series that he starts to do, but it happens because he feels purposeful again. If he hadn't spent those years on Tatooine, it might have happened a little sooner—that processing and healing, but with friends and allies to help him through it. Maybe he'd be working with Bail, and eventually Leia, or Kanan and Hera and the Ghost crew. Maybe he'd be doing something else entirely.
But I don't think it's Obi-Wan's natural tendency to hunker down and hide away—unless it's what he absolutely needs to do. What brings him back to life is seeing that there are people out there who care about making the galaxy better and actually believe they can do it. They are doing it. And I think Obi-Wan would want to be a part of that.
To the anon who worried about liking the Obi Wan series, don’t my dude, I LOVED it. My favorite scene is where Anakin/Vader tells Obi Wan how he wasn’t his failure, I take so much from that. I mean I loved all of it and so many scenes made me just want to shake Anakin and slap him into a nap because he could have so fucking much if he just would have stopped to think clearly. It literally makes me just… get so sad because he wanted his children and his life with padme but ended up being the one who took it away from himself.
I will never be over that scene where Vader says that he's not Obi-Wan's failure, that Obi-Wan didn't kill Anakin Skywalker. Vader did. I want everyone to give Hayden Christensen five dollars right now, whether we said he was phenomenal or criticized him, everyone give him five dollars right now, that moment was knocked out of the goddamned park. It’s the last dregs of Anakin absolving Obi-Wan of his guilt, but it’s also Vader trying to use Anakin’s absolution to try to hurt Obi-Wan. He doesn’t want to be pitied, he wants to be feared, he doesn’t want Obi-Wan to love him, he wants Obi-Wan to hate him, he wants Obi-Wan to hate him the way he hates Obi-Wan and the way he hates himself, because that’s the only way Vader can accept anyone staying with him, but he’s desperate for connection, any kind of connection. He can’t accept Obi-Wan’s sorrow, he would have to acknowledge everything that he did, he would have to come back to the light to accept love, but he doesn’t want Obi-Wan to go away, either, he wants Obi-Wan to stay, but he can’t accept it in any way other than the two of them hurting each other, hating each other, because that’s what the Sith do, they trap themselves in the dark, in hate and rage, that’s the only way anything means anything. If you really loved me, Obi-Wan, you’d hate me the way I hate you, because I really loved you. Everything about Hayden’s performance is layered with Anakin wanting Obi-Wan to be absolved, that last glimmer of good still in him, but also it’s Anakin, who has always wanted everyone to love him the way he loves them: In a ball of fiery emotions that burn him to ashes just to be near the person. The Obi-Wan Kenobi show was so damn good because, sure, Ewan McGregor was incredible in it, but even just the glimpses of Anakin that we got are ones that fucking understood the assignment.
A Better Informed Luke: I am a Jedi like Obi-Wan Kenobi before me, who told me he refused every time your apprentice Dooku tried to get him to be a new Sith Apprentice and killed no babies ever in his life.
William Shakespeare’s Star Wars Prequels | by Ian Doescher
disney is so weak for not making five minute comedic shorts about anakin and obi wan’s force ghost adventures while they had both ewan and hayden on the payroll
