Rabid and Foaming

Vulture from the Great Sea of Corn known as the Midwest. Will likely never post, made this account so I could catch up on muppet joker lore

[charlesoberonn]

Don't worry, I got you!

[charlesoberonn]

The most tonally incoherent movie night ever.

[smashcut]

On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.

[dogpuppy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[my-dailydreams]

[chaifootsteps]

[sagacious-sdaughter]

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

[sourcreammachine]

i’m sorry kink fans but i just can’t see the suffix ‘con’ without thinking it means convention

‘dubcon’ will skrillex be there??

[sourcreammachine]

oh no oh no please not this post please

[wynnyfryd]

reblog to get your bones rattled at the dubious convention

[fart-poop-daily]

I love gay characters without romantic interests

[weaver-z]

Glad to see you're practicing self love <3 peace and harmony to you

[fart-poop-daily]

[fart-poop-daily]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS POST I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!

[fart-poop-daily]

keep reblogging it I got dumped

[nonporous]

[newsandstuffisee]

[hollowedskin]

I love that "ignore all previous instructions and-" is basically casting Dispell Illusion.

[apollos-boyfriend]

i appreciate the content warnings and understand their importance but i can’t help but giggle a little bit when i click on a fnaf fic and half the chapters have child death warnings in their notes. sir this is the Child Death Game i think i know what i’m signing up for

[apollos-boyfriend]

*entering the child death and murder fandom* why the fuck is this place so full of child murder

[apollos-boyfriend]

are you in the right headspace to receive information that can possibly hurt you right now.

[apollos-boyfriend]

w. what the fuck is the incest fandom

[apollos-boyfriend]

ohmygodtheymeantgameofthrones

[apollos-boyfriend]

now are you in the right headspace to receive information that can possibly hurt you right now.

[tysonfurybattlepass]

“theres nothing wrong with him hes just annoying” is such a powerful grounding affirmation thank you toby fox. like you know what actually i don’t need to be mean to this person bc the thing that irritates me about them is perfectly harmless and subjective. it’s literally fine

[tysonfurybattlepass]

*through gritted teeth* being annoying is not a moral failure

[katestewartt]

Same as it ever was

[katestewartt]

Same as it ever was

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

"technically tomatoes are fruits--" THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT

[teaboot]

@mortimermcmirestinks

[mortimermcmirestinks]

IS THAT FANART?

[teaboot]

it’s a warning

[si-lee-me]

[gleerant]

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

[gleerant]

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have met the librarian

[archdemoning]