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@iruparazzo
(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it
what am I gonna do? play de getarr?
see i only [unintelligible] MESH NIGHT
Ares cares so so much about what Xena thinks of him and it's so funny because she barely gives a single shit. He's over here like "hey, hey Xena you can still join up with me hey Xena do you not remember when we were close hey Xena wasn't this fun??" meanwhile Xena's busy declaring her eternal love to Gabrielle for like the third time this week
happy pride
here's some stupid fucking grown-up bullshit; auntie's street is being resurfaced by the city, the city towed the two cars parked in front of her house to around the corner/nearby street (while she was in hospital btw). Naturally, someone stripped both vehicles, busted windows, stolen catalytic converter etc. Both of those cars are registered in my name, I'm the title owner.
Now I gotta somehow convince the city they fuckin OWE me for the damages. They are the ones who moved the cars into a vulnerable spot, did nothing to secure them, and they're responsible for the damages. Am i gonna have to legit get a lawyer and shit
junji itō was so right when he said this
this too
junji ito was right about everything actually
can’t handle me at my worst then you dont deserve me when im blasting the toilet with my expert pharts
They will be canned, distributed and sold for $1.50 each
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
imagine your girl jacking you off and she stops and says im sorry i can’t i can’t. this is like, the dumbest erection i’ve ever seen.
added to the only a gif but sounds like shit archive
guy on the left just slappin his dick
