[itsblosseybitch]

Made a new poster! :)

[zwoelffarben]

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[oneheadtoanother]

[boringkate]

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[evidently-endless]

being offered ai at every turn

[sapphireh3arts]

the only difference between me and my gf is she got different hormones in utero. i wish people could see that being trans was really more of a medical thing. your brain Literally feels relieved and balenced once you get hrt into you- it's not just that it starts changing the physical aspects of your body that make you feel better! and its because its really a hormone disorder and your brain and body medically need the correct hormones!

[nonstickbrain]

It really blew my mind how immediate and stark the effect of starting HRT was on my brain, even more than my body.

My executive dysfunction got better, intrusive thoughts all but disappeared, I'm so much more social and outgoing, I can feel my emotions. It's almost like my body had the wrong chemical my whole life

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

We're many years away from good research on the topic, but sex hormones are neuroactive steroids, it's entirely believable that HRT tangibly improves the state of your brain on a biological level.

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

HRT… made my brain… feel like it was mine. Didn’t fix all my problems… but I’m just a girl whose brain and body was trying to run the wrong biochemical protocol for 20 years.. of course shit sucked ass before then.

It made fixing my problems… possible. Made my brain feel… like part of me. Or me more at home in my brain? Idk. But I like that I laugh when I cry and that strawberries taste super good now.

[sailatina3]

This is how people talk about HRT.

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[vendetta06]

dang I gotta do something with my life

*does nothing* *does nothing* *does nothing* *does nothing*

[crabussy]

every time a trans man who does not want to be called a twink gets called a twink I will personally go out into the world and rend 1 parked car to shreds with my teeth. cut it out

[clockworkrobotic]

when i was a teenager i used to catch myself thinking "i'm really glad i'm alive right now because of all the cool personal technologies that exist" and when i did i'd think it through and reckon that well, its not like teenagers in the 70s and 80s knew they didnt have ipods or facebook or whatever. they were also happy with the tech they had. and i'd reason that in the future there would be more fun technologies that i dont know i'm missing out on right now and the future will be an even cooler time to exist

anyway i was dead fucking wrong about that last part. i hate personal technologies now. i miss having an ipod that doesnt advertise shit to me and i miss when my htc wildfire didnt harass me 45 times a day to install an ai assistant and then install it anyway when i say no and i miss when the internet wasnt 5 websites all of which i have to log into and i miss when i didnt need an app to talk to my landlord. sorry past me you were actually right about 2009

[javantgartist]

Venting to cis guys about t puberty is fun, they feel so seen

[empress-runner]

I love you Bamf but that was just dumb

[cyberxbattalion]

[javantgartist]

it’s so cruel that bottom growth is the first solid evidence of changes in t. I can only talk to so many people about my dick

[transgenderer]

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish