Jon Richardson is "Roger Horowitz"

Let's tumbl!

[terrible-frasier]

This is amazing

[flippyspoon]

Salsa Olay

[metalgrrl78]

Macaroni burts bees.

[hobbular]

Pink Lady Earth Science?

[comrade-side-eyes]

…..McDonald’s Nivea? I. I don’t. Fuck it, just fuck it. That’s fine. This is fine.

[darkersolstice]

Double Bacon Cheddar Sinful Aromas.

[audacityinblack]

Turkey Breast…some dragon’s blood scented shit I got off Etsy. Good shit tho.

[gothiccharmschool]

Blackberry Egg Bake Bee Friendly. When I did this on Twitter, when I first saw it, it was Kale Gratin Bee Friendly. This whole meme makes me crack up.

[sherryfrajer]

Carob Spirulina Mizon

[girlbossjodiarias]

Cheeseburger First Aid Beauty

[kibblesandbitch]

Almonds Pacifica

[thejunesky]

Grape Gummy Ultra Facial

[tha--snazzle]

Frito Laneige

[tap-shoes]

MiniEggs Moisture Bomb.

[ericgosselin]

StringCheese Blade (for men)

I didn’t pick out the moisturizer btw

[jondrichardson]

Pupusa Aveda

[jondrichardson]

I can't stop watching this

[jondrichardson]

I work for a magazine called Driftwood. It focuses on vegan travel & culture and I love it. I was first hired to just do ad sales. That turned into much more very quickly. Now, I’m also the Digital Producer and part of my job is to make awesome vegan adventure videos under the name Driftwood in Motion. The first cycle in the series is all about wilderness camping and it’s called “S'mores Stories”.

Last night, we released a second trailer, which is also part of this post. The first trailer is somber and serious, so I decided that this one should be the exact opposite.

Oh, and the music is by Ron Fountenberry. I've been listening to his albums since I was a dumb teenager. His bands, The (Incredible) Moses Leroy and Softlightes, changed the way I listen to music. I'm forever grateful that he (also an herbivore) gave me permission to use his music! If you want to use his stuff, check out commonobjectsmusic.com

Enjoy, share, subscribe.

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[shadowfromthestarlight]

“You here?”

This could work.

I’m the most awesome candidate that you’re either here at my rallies or you wish you could be here. 

[classicalliberalleague]

“Good Luck”

I’m not seeing that work well.

[ilovecats4ever]

“K”

.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[3dprintmeafucktogive]

“I love you too”

[muffbluff]

“Ok ok drive safe and I love you”

I’m a very good friend-mom and would make an excellent leader.

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Ah, yes. “Because reasons.”

I’m fairly certain that is Trump’s entire platform.

[akamuffintop]

Yay!!!

[ladyfabulous]

“Hey, what are you gonna wear on Saturday?”

Yeah, sounds about right.

[missandryifyourenasty]

“I’m just so tired, like in my bones. Also, drunk”

A+, elect me now.

[mattgorman-blog]

“Huh?”

[follow-the-journey]

“Thanks…meant to tell you to add a dab of sour cream. Next time.”

[scotttfriday-deactivated2020051]

“you know dass right”

that legitimately sounds like a campaign slogan i’d run on.

[biscuit-tornado]

BISCUIT TORNADO 2020: “WHERE WAS IT?”

[goestoeleven]

GOESTOELEVEN FOR AMERICA: “I’m up for it!”

[thesepuppetstrings]

THESEPUPPETSTRINGS 2020:

“You deserve better than that!”

[postage-in-return]

if you can eat, you can cook

[dabneycoleperson]

“That can definitely be arranged.” 

That would actually be a great campaign slogan.

[dismissivejerkoffmotion]

“Dat boi is POIIIISOOOON”

Vote 4 Me

[retrotrash-deactivated20180109]

“Oh good free food!”

That is a platform I would run on.

[abloodymess]

“We are killing ourselves and they don’t care.” 

Vote Rail Party!

[purepopfornowpeople]

I am here. Should I come up or do you want to meet me at the car to make a booze run first?

[party-wok]

“sho nuff”

[ericgosselin]

“btw I changed another poopy diaper”

[jondrichardson]

"Totally cool"

[lessthanmore]

KNUCK-TAT GENERATOR

Use your birthday to figure out your own personal knuckle tattoos!

January: DRUG February: HATE March: DICK April: REAL May: DIRT June: THUG July: CASH August: GIRL September: FIST October: SHIT November: BUTT December: KILL 1st: CITY 2nd: RIOT 3rd: FACE 4th: FEAR 5th: GRIN 6th: WOLF 7th: PISS 8th: RASH 9th: DOGS 10th: TITS 11th: LUBE 12th: SAND 13th: FIRE 14th: KIDS 15th: BIRD 16th: NERD 17th: BOYS 18th: MOMS 19th: DADS 20th: VEIN 21st: WURM 22nd: FART 23rd: TRAP 24th: MOAN 25th: HOLE 26th: KING 27th: FUCK 28th: EYES 29th: LIFE 30th: LOVE 31st: STAB

[purple-link-pone-blog]

SHIT NERD

[kassandraspreciousbutt-deactiva]

CASH FACE

[driad-deactivated20160522]

CASH BIRD

[sweetyoutube]

THUG SAND

[inquisiturnt]

GIRL HOLE uuuuuuuuuuuh…..

[celestialswag]

butt moms

[ericgosselin]

GIRL LOVE

[ericgosselin]

My son’s is DIRT DADS

[jondrichardson]

DICK DOGS

[jonnycocksville-deactivated2015]

[jondrichardson]

This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen on the Internet

[jondrichardson]

Now that Ben Carson is out of the presidential race, he can focus on his other interests

[jondrichardson]

Carol Cleveland Sings is my buds Thomas Hughes (of the Spinto Band and writer of all of my podcast theme songs) and Gretchen Lohse (of Yellow Humphrey and many other great things). They’re putting out an album and just released their first music video. It’s pretty great.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[jondrichardson]

Holy crap

[awesomepeoplehangingouttogether]

Eric Idle, Mark Hamill and Harrison Ford

[jondrichardson]

I want this tattooed on me

[reblog-gif]

Tumblr best Funny Gif Blog — http://gifini.com/

[jondrichardson]

Bravo

[jondrichardson]

I simply can't get enough

[fuckyeahbehindthescenes]

Director Gary Goddard had planned to have all of Dolph Lundgren’s lines dubbed by another actor, as Lundgren had only limited acting experience, a thick Swedish accent, and was not yet fluent in English during filming. Lundgren, however, had stipulated in his contract that he would have at least three opportunities to re-dub his lines in post production. With the film running behind schedule, Goddard decided to use Lundgren’s natural voice instead.

Masters of the Universe (1987)

[kennychesneyserious]

ROCKY (Dennis)

[jondrichardson]

Terrific.

[jondrichardson]

#HollywoodMagic