Strawberry shortcake

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[gigi-b]

List of things I am currently handling well

1.

[trashcanniballecter]

Ilya, Drunk: I want-

The Centaurs, in unison: Shane Hollander to crush your skull between his thighs. Killing you instantly. We know.

[jthedino12]

when did you realize you were autistic?

great question, i read and watched Heated Rivalry, fell in love with Ilya Rozanov, and promptly realized that i am Shane “please don’t make small talk” Hollander.

[cdzen]

burnout from not doing anything

[bytedykes]

fingering his plot hole

[bytedykes]

this site is so easy

[evilnicegirl]

it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you need to take off the evil amulet RIGHT NOW mom said it's my turn to wear it

[jthedino12]

but i’m not done scheming yet!

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[oldbookshop]

23 is maybe the youngest a person could ever be

[escapismroom]

today I was wearing my “yes homo” shirt and some lady told me “you’re going to hell” and I said “with you around it’s like we’re already there” and I swear she made this exact fkn face

[escapismroom]

I cannot believe this post I made in 2015 is still going around…. anyway plot twist this same lady got famous on my town’s facebook gossip group for divorcing her husband for a woman 💅🏻✨ I like to believe my yes homo shirt pointed her in the right direction

[rosewater1997]

no offense but….kindness and being polite is really underrated some of y’all are so unnecessarily mean and i dont understand why

[jthedino12]

not my feed showing me this right after my mom decided to pull a gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss moment 🤪✌️

[jthedino12]

Item: The Secret Gem Rarity: ✶ Rare

Most underrated video game?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

the 1981 arcade game of Bosconian.

everyone knows PacMan and DigDug, RallyX, and Galaga, but no one knows Bosconian.

[afflatuslux]

With OCPD, it's so very difficult for me to recognise that my thought processes and behaviours are disordered without the external feedback I receive from others to remind me as much.

I'd never describe myself as a perfectionist, for I genuinely believe I'm striving for the bare minimum, until I'm confronted that the opposite's the case: The bar I set both for myself and others being far too high, to the point it harms everyone involved in the process, if not outright prevents completion in the first place.

I'd never describe myself as excessively devoted to work, for I'll always see how much more I Could be doing if I just wanted to, and conclude I must be incredibly lazy as a person, until I'm confronted that the opposite's the case: I allegedly overdo it, to the point everyone close to me is increasingly worried over my well-being, as I continuously neglect to "take proper care" of myself in favor of getting certain things done.

I'd never describe myself as too controlling or stubborn, for I genuinely believe I give plenty of room for one's own input, contribution and feedback, until I'm confronted that the opposite's the case: Everyone feels suffocated and under pressure whilst working with me, and don't believe they've got much say in any of what we're doing for I immediately take the lead instead of leaving things simply be a team effort — which some very much appreciate, but also some grow to despise me for.

I could go on, but overall — it's honestly something I constantly struggle to remind myself about, since from my own perspective, it doesn't feel like I'm ever doing anything out of the ordinary, which ... well, I suppose that's simply par of the course when it comes to personality disorders, isn't it?

[cranberrylimes]

The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

[desaturate-worlds]

this on the bedspread

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

This as every wallpaper

[cranberrylimes]

Wow guys, we’ve really come together to make this House MD into a Home MD 💙

[homunculus-argument]

There's never a polite time, place, or way to say "ohh my fucking god you people never stop complaining about anything do you", but I think there should be.

[sufferingisbad]

many prejudiced people feel similar about many marginalized groups who are open about their oppression. The reason there's never a polite way is that "ugh can you stop saying anything about the stuff affecting your life?" is not polite, full stop, and never will be.

[scolipede-enjoyer-deactivated20]

Okay but OP obv wasn’t talking about oppression they were taking about like, discourse

Misconstruing the post to make OP as evil as imaginable doesn’t make you sound smarter it just makes you look stupid and illiterate

[jthedino12]

i agree with prev other than calling the other prev “stupid and illiterate”. i understand the point they’re making, but that is most certainly not the point of OP’s post. OP is talking about people who are rude and cynical while prev #1 is talking about oppression vs ignorance. these topics are entirely different. i think prev made a good point but this just wasn’t the post for it.

[dionysiaproductions]

[i-am-a-fish]

you're so pretty. you're an intelligent and caring person, and you have a lot that you should be proud of. can you please drink a glass of fucking water