Nap Queen 👑

Multi-fandom lol

[blubird513]

Just watched Ep 1 S2 of Helluva Boss, And made this:

[cryptidtumbleweed]

“That was the sound… of a FUCKING DIVORCE!!!!”

Me:

[petitprincess1]

Stolas still bowing to Blitzo to this day!!!! He doesn't care about his status, I just- 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[neenarchive]

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

[neenarchive]

[nudityandnerdery]

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, I know we don't want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn't just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they're a billionaire.

Don't hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

[bravelion96]

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

[greelin]

people asking “why is there hair there?” about other people’s bodies is insane to me like. it GROWS there you fucking idiot. why else. move on

[greelin]

“but stomach hair isn’t common” in what fucking universe. in what world.

[tooquirkytolose]

[supergameboytwo]

man this shit is crazy

[multitrackdrifting]

[bigsadeyes]

being the waitresses defense lawyer every time you go out to eat with your family. it ain’t much but it’s honest work

[mysharona1987]

This is why fat shaming can have tragic consequences.

[spitegoblin]

If this sort of weight-based medical bias happens to any of y'all, politely tell the doctor (during your visit) that you want them to write in your file that they are refusing ordering tests for you because of your current weight. This usually causes them to order the test anyways because they do NOT want a malpractice suit. Remember: You want to make a paper trail to hold them accountable.

[theycallmebrick]

*tsk* Gotta hate it when you chip a nail.

[windyvalleyzone]

Yall are cowards for deleting this caption.

[joylessmarxist]

[ant-diary]

[wilwheaton]

Well, yeah. People aren’t choosing to become police to protect and serve. They’re becoming police so they can harass and murder people with no consequences.

[xxred-five-standing-byxx-deacti]

“Hey, look. I got the hammer. And it only took me, like, what? 10 seconds. 11 tops.”

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

The best

[ironbloodaika]

Glad he hasn’t been forgotten.

[official-katori]

[vivairi-deactivated20190813]

Reblog every time

[free-egg-voucher]

corporations trying to profit off of queer people by showing their support for only one month of the year is bad

and

it’s fun to watch conservatives get pissed that they can’t shop at target anymore because the big bad rainbows will corrupt their children :(

and

the existence of rainbow capitalism in the first place proves that society is now in a place where supporting queer people is the more profitable and thus more popular opinion and that means something

are all viewpoints that can absolutely coexist

[toskarin]

"lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist" why do you think I'm following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

[lakevida]

americans love to eat a meal alone in a parked car

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[stupidpetface]

[solardrake]

type of animals in mud and Enjoying It Too