Just A.D.D Glitter

Bi; Autistic ADHDer; transman; student. I am an adult.

[justaddglitter]

Index of my original Posts

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Share your pride 30 day challenge

Pronouns and flags

Something that makes you happy

Something rainbow

Pride month moodboard

MASH related

Analysing Hawkeye Pierce: Tuttle

Why Hawkeye Pierce is important to me

Expansion: Why I am thankful Hawkeye Pierce showed gender as a complex personal thing

What its like drawing Hawkeye Pierce eye: aka how his eye colour seems to change under different lighting

Another Hawkeye study: names used and implications

Cosplay: Hawkeye Pierce: Tags

Numb3rs related

On being a visual thinker

ADHD/Autism

Sensory profile: touch 

Sensory profile: Taste/Texture

Sensory profile: Hearing

Sensory profile: Sight

Why I (and everyone else) Autism as a child aka how autism is taught in university.

Specialised interests

My coping techniques series: Fanfiction 

My coping techniques series: Cosplay

What this autistic ADDer wish you knew about them

Why functioning labels are harmful aka why I appear “high functioning”.

My ADHD/Autism diagnosis story part 1/9

My ADHD/ Autism diagnosis story part 2/9

My ADHD/Autism diagnosis story  part 3/9

My ADHD/Autism diagnosis story  part 4/9

My ADHD/Autism diagnosis story  part 5/9 

My ADHD/Autism diagnosis story  part 6/9

My ADHD/Autism diagnosis story  part 7/9

My ADHD/Autism diagnosis story  part 8/9 

My ADHD/Autism diagnosis story  part 9/9

Autism Profile

Stim toys pt1

pt2

pt3

On having a ‘profiler’ like mind: how it works

Totally ADD things I have done today- aka what the f-k is the brain?!

pt2

Expansion: Why I am thankful Hawkeye Pierce showed gender as a complex personal thing

Visual stim: rainbows

Why word recall is hard aka a coat hanger is not a coat hanger aka word recall .exe has stopped running

Autism and food obsessions

Special interest brain

My gay/bi disaster oh honey mug

Meet this ace

Meet this aro

Day 1: Top 3 stims

Day 2: My wtf brain and its mostly brilliant adaption to understanding a world not built for it (and communication)

tenth doctor cosplay suit (blue pinstripe)

What therapy is and isnt (a reply)

My accent (a reply)

Covid vax experiences

I learn how to take notes, by learning an entirely new language

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

we all really resonated with this one huh

[theabigailthorn]

musuclar women also can't find clothes

[justaddglitter]

I am legitmately every size from am XS to an XXL depending on what shop I go to. And no, I cannot magically change body shape, its all the same body in the clothes.

Clothing sizes are all made up shit.

[prokopetz]

I feel dividing music listenership into "people who exclusively listen to streaming services" and "people who exclusively listen to physical media" is overlooking the important transitional category of "people who exclusively listen to shitty overcompressed MP3s they pirated on LimeWire in 2002".

[prokopetz]

#this feels like its making fun of me and my mp3 of Linkin Park's In The End with a beep 2 measures after they sing 'fuck' (via @tesl8n)

Were I making fun, it'd be one of those glass houses sort of situations.

[datafags]

that's... not how Garfunkel is spelled, notably.

[prokopetz]

At a glance, the MP3s in this particular folder manage to spell "Simon and Garfunkel" at least three different ways, none of them correct.

[snommelp]

Dare I ask how else it was spelled?

[prokopetz]

A couple "Simon and Garfuckels" and one "Simon and Garfield".

[prokopetz]

@felixmarques replied:

Smetana AND Sonata Arctica? Yeah this screenshot is real.

If you chose to interpret this image as a temporal snapshot of the Type of Guy I was twenty years ago, you would not be wrong.

[prokopetz]

#bad quality rips with skype noises somehow saved in my beloveds (via @leviathanlies)

A surprising number of those low quality "CD rips" in the early 2000s were not, strictly speaking, CD rips at all – they were literally just someone shoving their PC speaker up against their microphone and hitting "record", so they'd pick up all sorts of environmental audio. I still have one MP3 I downloaded around September of 2002 where you can very clearly hear somebody's cell phone in vibrate mode going off around the three minute mark.

[catcrumb]

[julibmusic]

If that’s not love, IDK WHAT THAT IS 😭 pt. 5:

🚨 SHATNOY’S ULTIMATUM POST‼️ 🚨

Simple, but extremely efficient video edition. That’s all you need.

🎁 BONUS: slow motion gif created to celebrate shatnoy’s existence. 🎉:

My favorite Shatnoy video 🩷

[velvetwar]

They're cuuuute

[autistic-danieljackson]

Of all the war crimes Atlantis commits I think the worst is the way Rodney sleeps in Duet

[youthincare]

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

[normalmammal]

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

[normalmammal]

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors

[prokopetz]

Eat God is live on Kickstarter:

Eat God

a tabletop roleplaying game about causing problems on purpose

Eat God is a (mostly affectionate) parody of all those tabletop RPGs about reality-warping martial artists with complete sentences for names on a quest to dethrone God, casting players as gender-ambiguous muppety things sticking it to the Man through the power of gratuitous cartoon violence. Using its extensive (and fully randomisable) character creation system, you might play as a blue-furred social justice advocate with detachable limbs; an amorphous, many-eyed horror with strong opinions about the nature of the cosmos; or a jet-powered telepathic crab whose interpretation of "eating God" is strikingly literal.

Backers will receive an expanded e-book version including illustrations, examples of play, bonus content, and (in the PDF version only) a professional full-colour layout. Alternatively, those with money to burn can pledge for a limited edition hardcover which will not be made available outside of this campaign. In either case, those who supported Eat God in early access via itch.io may receive special discounts – so if that's you, be sure to read the reward tiers carefully!

(Want to try before you buy, so to speak? You can download a free 160-page playtest draft from the game's itch.io page right now. You can also learn about and discuss current playtest activities on the Penguin King Games Discord, or give the beta version of the Online Character Generator a spin if you'd prefer to dive right in.)

[Looking for my usual pinned post with a list of past and ongoing projects? Try here.]

[prokopetz]

The timer just ticked over from "days to go" to "hours to go". Y'all know what that means!

[stealingpotatoes]

my cat's self confidence is usually higher than the distance he can jump down from

[jean-fedart]

We honestly don't talk about this scene nearly enough. And I haven't found more than one gif set featuring it and it has to change!!

Everything is perfect here: the manhandling, the fur grip, the way Arthur looks at Merlin with so much intensity (like he's gonna devour him, oh boy).

This dynamic is so fucking delicious!🤌

[fieropasto-deactivated20210613]

may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on

[fieropasto-deactivated20210613]

From Law, Sex, and Christian Society in Medieval Europe by James A. Brundage

[wizardshark]

This is how tiktok users decide if you deserve to die or not

[stereotype-embodier]

Wait wait wait

You weren't allowed to be naked???

[foone]

every time I always want to write a program to do the flowchart for you (if you don't know, a lot of early programming is taught as flowcharts (or at least used to be), so there's a natural flowchart->computer program connection already in my mind)

like it could ask you the yes/no questions, then you enter the date and it calculates if it's one of these dates when it's sin. and it'd be a fun research thing, you know? to go look up what exactly the rules are around those dates. it could be like an apple II program, since it's very simple.

plus you could hook it in with the penances for those sins! so it can also be used for reference. if you accidentally fucked your wife on a feast day, how bad as sin is that? do you gotta only eat bread and water for three years, stay off the ale for 6, and leave the country?¹ or do you just gotta stay on bread & water for a 100 days²?

but then sometimes you gotta realize that you're seriously considering writing BASIC software for Early Middle Ages catholic priests? based on a type of document that went out of favor IN THE TWELFTH CENTURY AD?

yeah I am. I just really like programming and religious miscellanea. this is awesome.

Penitential of Finnian (pdf link), what you gotta do if you kill your friend not out of hatred but because the devil made you do it.

Penitential of Cummean (link), what you gotta do if you puked somewhere and a dog ate it. Some other fun bits of Cummean: If a cleric fathers a child, they should do one year bread and water. Unless the child is a boy, then it's 7 years, get out the country, and no fucking! CHASTITY FOR SEVEN YEARS, CHURCHMAN! Speaking of clerics and not fucking: if a cleric "makes love to a woman [..] in his mind", that's 7 days penance on the bread and water. But if the reason it was only in your mind was because you asked her, and she said no? FORTY DAYS PENANCE, LOSER!

[foone]

wait. if I'm reading Cummean right, you get less penance for masturbating with a friend than on your own. if "boys of twenty years" masturbate together, it's 20/40 days penance. but if a man masturbates alone, it's 100 days. Huh. I wouldn't guess that hanging out together was the way to make your masturbation less sinful.

Those are first offenses, of course. there's like, a scale you go up if you repeat it.

Also, everyone's favorite "used to be huge, now fallen out of the zeitgeist" type of sex makes an appearance: Intercrural sex! (aka thighjobs). Here called "femoral masturbation", a wild term I've not seen before today.

They're mentioned so they can be not as bad as sodomy. a thighjob with your bro is 100 days, then a year each time you do it again.

While sodomy starts at a year, goes up to two, then three, and then "if it becomes a habit" (and sodomy so easily can become a habit), seven years! and "a method of penance shall be added according to the judgment of this priest". Zero idea what that'd be.

[foone]

they have a rule about what punishment there should be for if someone gives someone else a liquor "in which a mouse or a weasel is found dead". which seems a very specific situation to write down the rules for, but I don't know what it was like in 7th century Ireland. maybe this was a serious problem.

[foone]

I think you have to do a penance if you have (either a sex dream or a nocturnal emission, I'm not 100% sure), but only if it's "willingly". I'm not really sure what they mean by that but it's another wild idea.

(the penance is singing, obviously)

(well, singing AND bread and water, but BREAD AND WATER! is the standard penance around here)

[foone]

I was looking at Paenitentiale Umbrense in Latin and tossed it into google translate and got this:

"Likewise, he who commits this manly crime shall repent for four years"

I DON'T THINK ARCHBISHOP THEODORE OF CANTERBURY CIRCA 700 AD CALLED SODOMY A "MANLY CRIME", GOOGLE TRANSLATE!

[foone]

I scrolled past "in femoribus" too fast and thought it said "in femboys". Gonna start telling people that's what femoribus means in latin; femboy. yeah, if you fucked a femboy in 7th century ireland, the penance was a year of bread and water.

BTW I just LOVE how they said "in femoribus". This is a translation from 1938! They're too shy to explain what "in femoribus" means, because that was a thing back in british/US academia in the day: you didn't translate anything relating to homosexuality, so that only Educated Men could read about it. We can't have just anyone knowing about thighjobs, you see.

[foone]

"Of a wife who is a harlot, thus the same man explained"

I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"

[foone]

first millenium germany had some wild problems

[foone]

I made the program:

Post by @foone · 1 video

💬 0  🔁 3  ❤️ 9 · from that thread about when you're allowed to have sex with your wife as an Early Middle Ages Catholic, I have written an A

[foone]

I tried to confirm some translation and the Vatican has some original manuscripts but they're a little hard to read

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[tpwrtrmnky]

#sick#bc I always wanted to go to a gay bar/club since I was a young gay but then I transitioned#and am now a straight trans woman#and I'm like. well now this is awkward#bc I want to get hit on. but not by a gay guy (I'm not a guy) and not by a woman (not into women)#so I'm just in this awkward space#It's just very awkward but!! i will go! in the future

ok so great news: straight women at gay bars aren't even all that uncommon

[justaddglitter]

The answer is simple. As long as your respectful and not a dick, everyone is welcome.

If your hit on, just politely decline. Then move on.

Seriously, poeple who care so much that they end up gate keeping are dicks (see paragraph 1 regarding poeple who act like dicks).

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

television peaked here

[buzzcutssn]

[bred-by-insanity]

[onion-souls]

$10 budget Raiders of the Lost Ark

[king-moogle]

I looked for the original tweet and found more

[conesoldstobers]

don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

​first rule of crackshipping is have fun qnd be yourself. second rule of crackshipping is look out!

[exuberantocean]

“You know what would be really funny/messed up” is dangerous.

[justaddglitter]

A Very Potter Musical (a spoof of Harry Potter on youtube) had a funny scene/song with Quirrel and Voldemort as the classic odd couple from sitcoms. Well, it works well as a pairing, even if its a joke pairing for a spoof musical that is making fun of Harry Potter. No one was doing this as a serious pairing. Quirrellmort is now a thing, beyond a joke pairing. So yeah, beware the crack pairings, they may become a real honest to god feels pairing.

[chocolettchoo]

He saw something 🤔