A Hannibal Fannibal

[justahannibalfannibal]

If this is Hell I think I would do alright, after all:

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

when people yell at retail workers/waitstaff/etc. for no reason

[iheardtheysuck]

[trashboat]

i dont remember this part of the bible

[slammajammadingdong-deactivated]

After the night he had, neither did Jesus.

[justahannibalfannibal]

heart: treat yo self

bank account: please dear god do not do that

[shiarempress]

vine compilations have helped me for like over a year now when I have panic attacks so I guess it’s only fitting that I make my own! (Warning for shouting in some of them!)

[durintrash]

this is the money spock. reblog within the next 30 seconds and he will bring you good fortune ✨💸✨

[kbonezz]

GUYS

[dinkywinks]

holy sh*t

[raviolee]

what. WHAT

[daggers-drawn]

Kapoor: *Being a jerk and not sharing*

Semple: “So I just got a degree in nanotechnology specifically for this and anyway everyone have some paint”

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

Semple: a God amongst Men

[travelingworkshop]

Ok NOW things are getting interesting.

I am guessing Semple has created a new black PIGMENT that is close to the effect of super black. Vantablack is not pigment, and cannot be used in paint. This actually changes the game.

Kapoor may have the rights to the real blackest black, but Semple may have made a super black artists can actually use.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

@africanaquarian the story takes another turn

[africanaquarian]

this man knows how to turn his pettiness into motivation and drive and i respect that

[anothersolarpunk]

If Darth Vader hadn’t killed all the Jedi, there’s NO WAY Luke would have become a Jedi Master. Not for lack of talent, and definitely not because of the Dark Side, but dude, Luke Skywalker trying to comply with the “no emotional connections” policy?

[anothersolarpunk]

The Council would be like “Luke, stop making friends, it is the Path to Corruption” and Luke would be like “What? It’s only Han” “What about these other 356,739,000 people you made friends with?” “They’re really nice! If you got to know them-” “And you and your sister need to stop saving each other. Only we can authorize rescues. Connection Is Bad.” and so Luke Skywalker fled the Order in the dead of night, never to be seen again, except by his 356,739,000 friends, many of whom are in the Jedi Order anyway

[v171]

Imagine A Series of Unfortunate Events but with the Bobs Burgers kids.

[angelmutual]

my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I got a tattoo of Casper the friendly ghost on my thigh. When I would slap it, he’d whisper the answers to my math test to me. If anyone else tried to slap it, Casper would say “not so friendly now, huh?” and then proceed to choke them.

[queerasflux]

man, paying attention to who’s posting these makes a huge difference

[ultrafacts]

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[qndeldr]

I still need to know what dog this is

[ultrafacts]

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

[bubblegumdomme]

Holy shit.

[kaylamariiie1993]

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

[ultrafacts]

[leadhoovesies]

MOUSE

[musical-dreamer-of-love]

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

[bayocake-deactivated20160731]

Level 1

Level 17

Level 35

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

[vancity604778kid]

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)

[ultrafacts]

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

[professor-snuggly-von-scooper]

Fuck now I want a cartoon of it

[alexi-bear]

BIG BABIES

[thrisinthe]

snitch dog and murder dog, my favorite pairing

[hasya226]

Would you like some coffee? コーヒーはいかがですか？

[wasjopara]

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

[krusca]

ok but now im laughing cause just imagine

nat doesnt let steve and bucky go to siberia

she and tchalla hold them off & entire team cap gets detained, legislature and politics and legal battles and shit happen blah blah blah

meanwhile

zemos shot all the winter soldiers in the head and sitting his dumb ass in the freezing cold bunker just waiting for the Specific heroes to magically show up & when the legal avengers show up finally after steve convinces them to check out sibera zemos frozen to death the end 

[meladoodle]

A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they’re useful messages. Like “remember you have yoga at 6 tonight”

[coreymagz-deactivated20210907]

“You need to leave him, Karen”.

[scaremoonturkey]

[smolbean-isaac]

I am so here for this

[deactivated-blog]

I just spit water all over my desk… this is amazing

[narrativeninja]

Brenda turned, following her friend’s trembling finger.

“Oh, that’s just Rh’lygh.”

“Its…what?”

“Yeah, he’s been a total lifesaver this semester.”

The dark figure drew closer in a shroud of mist and extended a claw like hand that slowly wrapped around Brenda’s shoulder. She glanced at her forearm, upon which strange welts arose that arranged themselves into barely intelligible runes:

Remember you need to study for that biology exam.

“Thanks, I will Rh’lygh, but I’m meeting Brian first.”

He’s no good for you Brenda.

“Rh’lygh, we’ve been over this.”

He’s a cad, Brenda.