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Greetings loved ones

[virtualgirladvance]

[acheronprince]

Me while editing: *adds a sentence*

*finds nearly identical sentence in the next paragraph*

[undiscovered-horizon]

Me, editing: Wow it would be really fitting and completing to add this small description here

Next paragraph: …

Next paragraph: You’re not gonna believe this mate

[relientk]

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[dianapocalypse]

[filthyprotozoan]

you may walk out of the underworld but you have to trust that she is behind you. do not look back to check.

i trust that she is there

i trust that she is there (i think)

i trust that she is there (please?)

i trust that she is there (can you hear me?)

i trust that she is there (say something so i can hear you)

i trust that she is there (what if it’s a lie?)

i trust that she is there (i can’t even see her shadow on the wall)

i trust that she is there (SAY SOMETHING)

SAY SOMETHING.

look behind.

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

[alwaysatomicconniseur]

#jesus.#orpheus and eurydice#as a poem#using a poll#this is probably the greatest exploitation of mediums i have ever seen op#every reader has the chance to become part of the text by voting#not the subtext#the TEXT#and i love me some ephemeral works in concept#you had to be here for this one week#and then the text is locked#(barring any edits to the original post of course)#and i just think that's so beautiful#beauty springs from the simplest things viewed askew#and all you need is a poll that accepts long enough strings (via couchcrusader)

[kasienda]

My three year old daughter came home with a Minnie Mouse figurine, distraught. The plastic toy was missing an arm, and my daughter insisted she couldn’t play with it because it was broken.

I told her that she could still play with it! That some people were born without an arm or that they might get hurt and lose an arm, but that didn’t mean they couldn’t still play or have fun. I explained that some people might get a prosthetic or just have a stub. And she asked what a prosthetic was. I showed her a picture and she was like, “oh! A robot arm!”

When my husband came home, she thrust the toy at him and told him, “Minnie needs a robot arm.”

He was very confused, but he prints and paints miniatures from various table top games. My daughter refers to them as “daddy’s statues.” She knew he could help Minnie. So he dutifully printed her out a robot arm from a warhammer 40k model on our 3d printer, and then they painted it pink and purple together.

All of this to say, look at Minnie Mouse and her new prosthetic!!

[headspace-hotel]

AMAZING

[prismatic-bell]

I love this.

[amateur]

[johnwickofficial]

I finally found it! You can get the shirt HERE

[nearlynova]

i want thiiiiisssss

[beachduck]

Every child in music class should be gifted this once they’ve mastered this song we all seemingly had to learn.

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

when you can’t come out because it’s 2004 and the movie’s rated pg

[lefthandeasyangel-deactivated20]

When you can’t come out because it’s 2013 and America never changes

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

when you come out

[betweendoctorsanddetectives]

huh !

[were-ralph]

HELLO???

[i-am-an-atomic-bomb]

[theblehthatbloos]

THEY RIGHT THO

[sarahseeandersen]

[laffgaff]

SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym.

For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

[mioxenoblade]

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

[girlgerard]

gerard gasping and saying shit like ‘OH SHIT’ and ‘OH FUCK YEAH’ and ‘FUCKIN HERE WE GO’ or just screaming into the mic when he realizes what they’re playing next like. he’s so excited he loves this music so much no matter how many years it’s been.

[girlgerard]

“sorry, i said ‘oh fuck’ before cause i was so excited about playing that song” LIKE……………

[235235wedfsfsdf]

You know what, fuck you *uses your fabric scissors to cut cardboard*

[tired-and-healing]

[nidoqueen]

who is she

[3liza]

zoomers i am going to give you some fathrly advice: really plucked brows are coming back. dont do it. you cn permanently fuck them up and in 5 yrs when its not on trend you will look like shit. a groomed natural brow works in every era of fashion theres lots of ways to comb and style brows to trend without mangling them. im just saying this as someone who saw what happened to 80s moms who went crazy wth the tweezers

[c3po]

they just eyebrows u won’t die shave them off zoomers pluck them all out and then get tattooed eyebrows it doesn’t matter . u won’t look like shit if u don’t have eyebrows op is a hater

[anuic-deactivated20220825]

this is the devil ^ this is the devil speaking. many will come to you with honey in their mouths and comforting words but they whisper falsehoods. do not be deceived for he is the father of lies. you have been told he would come in the form of man and he is already here among us.

[curioscurio]

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[po-acus]

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Together they create the full set.

[bartziefluff]

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

[tuntematonkorppi]

tumblr black out poetry