Saying I want a hot goth woman to step on me not because I want that to happen, but because I want other people to see me as the sort of person that receives sexual attention from this hyperreal sexual commodity version of goth women.
Guy who says he wants to fuck the shadows on the cave wall. He does want to fuck the shadows, but he mainly wants the other cave people to see him as the type of wacko who fucks shadows.
Guy who gets a half chub from female shadows but full mast whenever someone calls him a shadowfucker.

























