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🌈 Smaug the dragon is an obsessed problematic kpop fan 🌈 💖 A full of random shit fandom blog 💖 💎 Watch over for incredibly sassy hyperfixations along the way! 💎 ❤️ HERE, take this extra life (╯°□°）╯[❤️]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[rongzhi]

That one friend at the KTV

Song: 左手指月(Upwards To The Moon) - 薩頂頂 (Sa Dingding)

English added by me :)

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: When people ask me How did you go with your work today? (cr 胡开凤，冰枕淤泥)

[viccerys]

[rongzhi]

Work hard, play hard

English added by me :)

[lunlumo]

excuse me i have to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[vibratome]

(trying to give relationship advice) from a narrative perspective i think both of you dying together would be the most emotionally satisfying resolution but i’m guessing that’s not what you want to hear

[aerithcloud]

We needed more of Sephiroth as a mentor. He's so funny.

[eliyahu613]

this tweet. but for tumblr

[dashaibo]

And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that? Must a king lower himself to the vocabulary of insects? Must an academiac explain his reasoning to kindergartners? There is no shame in knowledge nor is there in verbosity. Quite the opposite, they are to be celebrated. But I guess this is the world we are forced to inhabit. This world... This planet, teeming with life and all its infinite possibilities. And you would dare dilute it, so that a simpleton's mind could comprehend it? I will not stand for this. No more shall a man be judged for his might, his ambition, his intellect. No more shall we look down on those who propose a mere thought experiment about owning a human pec9sdjv0 c9i2ewokhndvoi adsjvci uwqeowdsxujvnli ufdsiuljfcniu ofeidcvjpc9nUIODSuljvniuwqopisafjvp985erioewaudJHB9jrg8frjuv8ar9jvuw08rd9vujq35g89spdujigk[0e9ravjik0rvu9jq54w8yvh r8og;af9ukjgmoiaelgurj9g8zboifyhvlo8fivujawp89 OC:Ivjare0sd9oizl

[semicolonthefifth]

Please leave the mall, you're making a scene.

[dashaibo]

You won't... Keep me... from Hot Topic... forever...

[raucous-indignation]

Indeed. And what, pray tell, is so wrong with that?

[kushblazer666]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

holy shit its for real

[falseknees]

Coo coo

[spacefroggoo]

[iloveslashersandstuff]

[strawberryspoons]

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

[c0ffeekitten]

Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go

[biocrafthero]

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