not a kafka blog

Christopher - 26 - they/them - gay - were I to be turned into a bug I might enjoy it more than he did

[kafkasdad]

Good morning gay people

[fettiowi]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[dreg-heap]

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

[dreg-heap]

She looks way more aware of the scarab than I thought she could be tbqh

[worstgirleva]

story has sexy women: "this was made for perverts"

story has cute women: "this was made for pedophiles"

story has men: "FINALLY something made for women"

[dogpuppy]

[evilwizard]

gnome scientists have discovered how to split the atomberry

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The invention of bombasticly berry flavors, and their death toll, based on this break through, ended up becoming gnome physicist Alberry Tinystein’s biggest regret in life.

[evilwizard]

upon hearing the term, “mushroom cloud,” many gnomes ran outside laughing and giggling with glee, only to be caught in the blast

[adz]

what if rothko had just put a goblin in one of his paintings. people wouldve gone apeshit. huge missed opportunity

[adz]

can you imagine

[gobbo69]

better now

[yaoiblackmold]

It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like

[booksandberries]

[sivavakkiyar]

you know back then they didn’t use to romanticize the past

[anocana]

i respect ppl who think frodo & sam were sucking & fucking constantly when the narrator wasn't looking. but personally i think the furthest they went was an awkward attempt at mutual handjobs one night in mordor which started as sam trying to do something anything that'd make frodo feel good & frodo insisted on doing it for sam too & sam closed his eyes & tried to imagine it was rosie cotton while frodo tried to remember the shire or focus on the texture of sam's rough hand or the unyielding heat in his own grip or think about anything other than the great burning wheel & neither of them succeeded. & frodo never got fully hard & eventually pushed sam's hand away but kept going & sam felt like he had failed & part of him wanted to push frodo's hand away too but instead he came harder than he had ever in his life & they never talked about it again

[d3monl0ver]

rlly embarrassing when ppl act like topping/bottoming has any bearing on anything beyond how you like to fuck. grow up

[d3monl0ver]

you’re like, inches away from asking who’s the man and who’s the woman lol

[eelizabit]

Ok girlies time for our prescription 1-2 hour walk, imagine we r all in line like Madeline

[eelizabit]

in an old website on the internet all covered in vines, lived some lovely little mutuals in two straight lines..

[complexkomainu]

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

[star-angel-selkie]

when jesus said its easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich person to get into heaven he was actually talking about a camel cigarette.

[star-angel-selkie]

its still pretty hard to do

[star-angel-selkie]

yeah its pretty surprising to learn jesus was a camels girl

[star-angel-selkie]

listened to alternative rock too. played bass

[star-angel-selkie]

if jesus ever came back she would be a blahaj thigh- high socks bridget skirt go spinny puppygirl type for sure

[shegayonmygirl]

followjob from a girl with huge mutuals

[oysters-aint-for-me]

there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

[oysters-aint-for-me]

posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search