im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me
itâs better than craving for her to love me back
i dont know what to say im sorry

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im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me
itâs better than craving for her to love me back
i dont know what to say im sorry
am i constantly tired? yes.
but am i staying awake when i should be sleeping? also yes.
my sisterâs great dane doesnât fit into store-size doggy clothes so someone custom made flannel pjâs for her and now iâm crying
an update: they are Good Pajamas
This is why I keep my tumblr account folks. This content right here.
Not to be weird or anything but iâd love a set of horns and wings
Source
reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die
i aint risking being a weak ass ghost
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
I have my interview with Disney this weekâŠ
I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, and then found out I finally got approved for a house and i move in at the end of March!
this post literally got me my new job
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY ITâS TRUE
???
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
WHAT HOW
Iâve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently itâs random?
oh?
OH
#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullibleÂ
nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST
gUYS NO JOKE I GOTÂ âmotor oilâ IN MY ASK BOX IâM SCREAMINH
I HOPE U GUYS DONâT LIEÂ
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF
youâre shitting me
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-
i wanna see what happens
it looks fun i guess
Doot fucking doot..
Iâm not disappointed at all..
oH MY GODF FIHFIHFHFHFHDFSDHNFHFRUFBFIGBFV
*squint*
*waits*
No fucking way
Meh gonna try
I want to see if it works.
Iâm suspicious
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh my god, it worked!!
IT WORKS YâALL!
Because I am too curious
Why the hell not, Iâm curiousâŠ
I mean
why not??
Okay letâs wait and see
I doubt it
Letâs see shall we
This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!
I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!
I donât ever reblog these But holy fuck come thru tonight lucky clover cat youâre all I got
Iâm querying my book soon and I need me some lucky clover cat magic.
king tâchalla â
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That was super nice of them.
And now Iâm mad that nobody told us we were given cows. Cause thatâs really f*cking nice and nobody mentioned it at all.
American media tends to disregard that anyone donates to the US. And then Amurricans complain about money going abroad because ânobody helped the US in our disasters.â
>.>
Also, do you know how much a cow costs? O.O
It isnât just a matter of how much a cow costs, its a matter of considering that Masai life is based around their cattle. Its their wealth, their food, and a significant part of their religion. Hereâs a quote from Wikipedia:
âTraditional Maasai lifestyle centres around their cattle which constitute their primary source of food. The measure of a manâs wealth is in terms of cattle and children. A herd of 50 cattle is respectable, and the more children the better. A man who has plenty of one but not the other is considered to be poor.[37] A Maasai religious belief relates that God gave them all the cattle on earth, leading to the belief that rustling cattle from other tribes is a matter of taking back what is rightfully theirs, a practice that has become much less common.[38]â
So its not just âthey gave us 14 cowsâ, its that they gave us something that is very important and significant to them, it is more than just a kind gesture that definitely deserves to be known and its a genuine shame that more people donât know about it.
Wait, you guys DONâT KNOW that we offer help to the US when you have disasters???????
Shit, down here in Brazil we not only offered to send tracking units and doctors to help in 9/11 but we wanted to send a whole lot of donations to help with Katrina (we have experience with floods down here so we knew what kind of medicine to send to prevent outbreaks).Â
We alone had like 2 army airplanes full of medicine and non-perishables like baby formula, diapers, bottled water, mosquito nets and other stuff thatâs needed to fight opportunistic diseases that hit flooded areas, enough to assist a good few thousand people at least, ready to go the day after it hit, but your government refused the donations.Â
The same thing happened to the Canadians and Europeans who offered help, the US embassies around the world told us all to give money to Red Cross.
And so we did, we all gave hundreds of millions of dollars to them, and then this happened:
Red Cross scandals tarnish relief efforts
âBreathtakingâ Waste and Fraud in Hurricane Aid
So please, donât you go spreading misinformation and prejudice against the rest of the world, WE DID OFFER HELP AND ORGANIZED IT EVEN FASTER THAN BUSH DID, BUT YâALL REFUSED IT.Â
Oh wow I had no idea this happened itâs really not talked about in media at all wow this is something good to know about wow
Iâm so angry.
I didnât know that other countries tried to help after 9/11 or Katrina. Like, thatâs something we, the people, should hear about and we donât.
Please donât blame us for the shitty decisions our government makes. We donât have as much control over our government as we would like to think and they keep a lot from us.
Spread this shit.Â
After Katrina, Cuba donated several hundred blankets. Think about that. A country that is suffering economically due directly to the US embargo offered to help us when we needed it by sending what they could. And once again, it was refused. We have a government that is so self-righteous that we refuse to accept disaster aid in order to maintain this facade that we are the most generous nation on earth.
Okay, Katrina thing. Only Texans really knows this? and even then itâs not wide spread. Mexico sent their army. They sent their army for relief efforts. Didnât call ahead, they drove all the way to San Antonio with doctors and food and all sorts of supplies. When people actually got a call from them saying âHey, weâre sending people up.â The people who answered said âWhat? We canâtâŠâ âToo late, already there.â This was while the government was turning down help. So yeah, other countries send relief. Forest fires up in Washington last year? Firefighters from Australia came up to assist. Like⊠we donât hear about this shit. At all.
I can second the above with the fires.Â
Most the time, when people say âoh FEMA or something sent people right?â re: fires, its actually people from other countries showing up and kinda ignoring the government telling them to fuck off and staying on behalf of local departments because we REALLY need them.Â
If thereâs a huge ass disaster, and the government is sitting there with a thumb up itâs ass, help is offered and most the timeâ shit, it gets there! But then the feds do something really fucking dirty. They insist they were the help, if itâs talked about at all.Â
They insist those people putting out fires were federal people, because to most people a firemanâs a fireman. The people handing out water and food, a relief worker is a relief worker. So on and so forth.Â
We had people come up when the fires were so bad a while agoâ not the Australians, but i think there was like a German group of like 3 guys that flew themselves over? They came out of sheer âthis is horrible and weâre helpingâ and my dad [local fire chief] had them working with our guys and the feds lost no time telling every news outlet that it was THEIR people doing all the fire knockdowns and structure work when these guys were running into buildings and grabbing people, pets, and peopleâs important documents because they knew papers were a pain in the ass to replace.Â
What you gotta understand is that our government is very intent on selling us and the rest of the world [as much as possible] the idea of a powerful and self reliant country. All our reporting on disasters, starts with the scaremongering and then moves to âbut our people can handle it because weâre the best at handling thingsâ and then they move on before the idea itâs out of control comes to mind. The average person outside of the disaster has no idea, if they have never been around such an event or met someone who regularly deals with these things, they will kinda probably nod along with that. Because we have no real scope on the scale and impactâ by design. Our media intake is very controlled to slant everything to the âeh, we can handle it and everyone else out thereâ they need our help because theyâre not so good at handling disasters like we are.â People who know better, reading international news, interacting with international social groups, looking outside their sphere of communityâ we know better but that kinda slant is really hard to break from because of that grip American media has on information. So, taking that knowledge, we further have restricted reporting on certain disasters because theyâre considered unimportant. Hurricanes are considered important, earthquakes are only considered important if it wrecks something the government cares about or somewhere a couple million people live that theyâll upset the national money flow/they can throw money at someone to make the news care, floods are only important if itâs in a similar manner to earthquakes but since they occur annually theyâre rarely reported on nationally, mudslides that kill people or leave hundreds homeless arenât important to the government even through they happen constantly, wildfires that consume most of the nation/continent each year generally are unimportant until they consume a town or threaten a government interest/money flow location. Terrorist attacks are always important because people will talk about them.
So, when we do get help for any of the above, itâs possible that most people may have no idea about whatâs happened, let alone that helpâs been sent. Or if people know something happened, the details are vagueâ the news donât care to give the nitty gritty. Youâll know something happened and people are suffering and âgee, isnât it good youâre not themâ and then now the weather.
So, yeah, basically no one really knows we get help.
International response to Hurricane Katrina:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_response_to_Hurricane_KatrinaÂ
We got HELLA help, but nobody really talks about it
American Media really fails regularlyÂ
Hurricane Sandy, Quebec sends power line crews down to assist in restoring power. Â California gets rid of water bombers due to budget cuts, Canada sends theirs down to help fight wild fires. Amazing what living on the border and having outside TV News does to your information flow.
After Katrina, Denmark offered to donate water purification units so people wouldnât get sick from drinking contaminated water, but the offer was declined.
A private Danish company built a mobile satellite phone booth and drove it around the poor neighbourhoods in Mississippi and Louisiana so people could call their families and insurance companies for free (apparently there was a deadline for reporting damages but people couldnât call in because their mobile phones were dead and landlines were down).
American propaganda is not a thing of the past, nor is it a new thing. It has been around forever, telling stories of exceptionalism and self-reliance while our government tries its hardest to refuse the help of others and offer its own to them, to try and force other nations onto their back foot and remain aggressively benevolent in international matters, so that it can lord that shit over them in negotiations and the media in general. I guarantee you America would have a less jingoistic, less xenophobic populace overall if this sort of information were actually reported to us. If we werenât always fed the lie of helping the world without any gratitude or help in return. If the media didnât present us as world police and instead as a part of the community, as other countries try hard to include us as, then maybe Americans would actually act like theyâre part of a fucking community. But global citizens are hard to monger fear and distrust and xenophobia and nationalism with. Theyâre hard to control with propaganda and hate. Theyâre hard to keep ignorant and docile and saying âthis is fineâ while the empire burns. A lot of Americans wonder why our country is seen as a worldwide bully. Shit like that, my friends. Shit like that. Its hubris is seemingly limitless.
C O M M E N T A R Y
an old man
an old man
 he is dying
an old man, he is alone
the urls being in caps just makes this post even more horrifying
URLS CANT BE IN CAPS
tâchalla: give me an army
mâbaku:
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
You are a good man, with a good heart. And itâs hard for a good man to be a king.