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Hi, I'm Kaitii the Umbreon. On this blog you'll find Neopets, Pokemon and other anime, various furry art, Homestuck (LOTS AND LOTS OF HOMESTUCK), as well as my own doodles from time to time. Nsfw can be found here, but not often. I normally don't tag things unless it's a tw or nsfw, but if there's anything specific you'd like me to tag, please let me know! Enjoy your stay <3 My Flight Rising blog is DruidOfDragons and my FR is Kaitii #30916 c:

[its-not-fate-its-destiny]

Fandoms stopped being a fun escape from reality when people started spreading the belief that you should prioritize purity over pleasure and the art you create must be a reflection of your moral standards at all times.

[noodle-the-queen]

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

[genderqueerpond]

ENDORSED

[careerboyfriend]

dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson

[barneycalhounslutmoments]

literally the reason online discourse is Like That is cuz ppl havent found real problems yet

[barneycalhounslutmoments]

when ur pushing 30 and renting an apartment and reckoning with your health and future prospects ppl drawing pokemon porn becomes a lot less pressing of an issue

[kragehund-est]

people should NOT be allowed to say they met their partner online when they used a dating site or app. if you say "we met online 🥰" i expect to hear that you got into an argument in a homestuck fanfic comment section and fell in love. that you met in a furry discord server and got married. not that you swiped on tinder until you met fucking josh who lived 3 miles away.

[soldierexclipse]

Purity Politics

[internetsprince]

for the record op draws incest & noncon and hangs out with people who draw bestiality. don't fall for this shit.

[trashtopus]

You have hiveswap fan in your profile, trolls litterally reproduce through "incestuous slurry"

[soldierexclipse]

[miss-rum-hee]

[shamebats]

"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

[utilitycaster]

no DNIs we just post content specifically catered to ourselves that will coincidentally alienate anyone with whom we would not want to interact

[lesbianrey]

idk what young person on the internet needs to hear this but you are not obligated to share any personal details about yourself online. in fact im gonna straight-up circle back to 00s era advice and say being anonymous is good actually

[bovineblogger]

[bovineblogger]

hello bovine friends!!!

im barley bovineblogger and these are my friends the tamaraw!!!!! there r currently only ~500 in the world, and it really really hurts to think they might be gone soon... but they dont have to be !!!!!

it would mean the absolute world to me if you would spread awareness of these silly little guys, read about them, tell your friends about them, or even help support the Asian Wild Cattle Specialist Group in their mission to protect and conserve the species!!!!

thank you so much and have an awesome awesome day I LOVE YOU!!!

[leyfin]

sobbing and crying at the woman who stole a meth addicted kitten from her dealer and then she and the kitten got clean together

[leyfin]

thats love baby!!

[cephalopod-celabrator]

It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as: "I'm going to make him my wife" "She's my boyfriend" "Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?" "That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met" "She's a madman who has to be stopped" "It's not his fault he's a material girl" Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.

[trans-dwightschrute]

Please refer to me this way

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Women are my favorite guy

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[silly-ehggy]

is 60°F warm or cool

warm

cool

Voting ended onMay 3, 2024

No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

[silly-ehggy]

Again, please reblog if you vote. At least like, man

[baddywronglegs]

For everyone not from the US this is 15.5°

[nyancrimew]

going forward i will only consume problematic media

[nyancrimew]

and well, let’s jusr say,, uncritically too

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

team rocket bisexual power couple

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

genuinely we need more romantic couples queering up heteronormativity the way these two did. james is half a primadonna (meowth is the other half), he is emotional, embarrassingly sincere, spineless, but also the heart and soul of their little family. jesse is the backbone of the team. she is strong & territorial & protective bc she has to be; she struggles with her insecurities (yes she's a villain but is she too assertive? too demanding? not perfect enough, not worthy of success?). and somehow they are BOTH? all of these things??? they love & support each other. they're both fruity messes. they take turns with the braincell--except 90% of the time when they throw the braincell out the window. james has tits. they role switch. AND they're Weird Catowners. no one did it better

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[symbolblue]

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

[greetings-inferiors]

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.