Kan Faring

armed-with-knitting-needles

drakensberg-blog

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

poupon

how dare you say we piss on the poor

sparrow-va

all hail the 1 million note Piss Post

prokopetz

“So let me get this straight. We’re here to rescue a princess.”

“That’s right.”

“At the request of a princess.”

“Right again.”

“And you, who will be leading the expedition, are also a princess.”

“You’re very perceptive.”

“How big is your royal family, again?“

“We don’t have one.”

“But–“

“We overthrew our monarchy centuries ago, but we kept most of the titles around. The rank of ‘princess’ is held by the directors in charge of various civil service branches.“

“Huh. And the princess we’re rescuing today is in charge of…?”

“Public sanitation.”

“The Lord of Death’s Dominion kidnapped your public sanitation director?”

“We think he’s a little confused.”

I laughed too hard not to reblog this.

teaboot

I mean. If your goal is to cause maximum death, letting trash, sewage, tainted water, and biohazardous waste pile up in a populated area with zero oversight is a pretty efficient way to go about it

prokopetz

See, the idea that taking out the appointed head of the government department in charge of public sanitation oversight would cause the day-to-day business of public sanitation to immediately cease is exactly the sort of confusion we’re talking about here.

julialepetit

Hi tumblr! In case you didn't know, I run a very silly DnD-esq improv mystery show on Drawfee called Drawtectives! Here's the intro that me and @dilfosaur made for it that I'm very proud of. The way that it works is that I write the season / episodes before hand then make all of the main assets before we record, then we run it like a DnD campaign without the dice rolling or skill checks... or skills. The show is in it's 3rd season but you in NO way have to watch the other seasons to jump right in! Just join in and solve a mystery or two with this found family of lovable idiots all played by a... found family of lovable idiots (us the Drawfee team). Episode 1 of Midnight Alley can be found here and the playlist for the season can be found here! New episodes every month unless the baby arrives sooner than anticipated.

I really hope you all enjoy it and if you do, please share it with your friends!

momunofu-deactivated20150808

necronatural

The last version of my guide is 2 years old, and doesn't account for some new features, new competition, and some rebrands, so once again;

Here's a purchase guide for when RPG Maker is on sale, as well as the Visual Novel makers available.

chillin on a Saturday night

thepope

Calm down jojo

momunofu-deactivated20150808

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

sparkafterdark-deactivated20181

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

totallyfubar

I dunno, man,

sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

witchchad-deactivated20160310

get on my level boys

sparkafterdark-deactivated20181

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

nerdgul

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

maddeningtrash

the 1997 Anastasia film decided rasputin made a better villain than the bolsheviks and i’m still reeling over the fact an american company was given a once-in-a-lifetime historically justified reason to vilify communism and they SKIPPED it

the notes is just people roasting the musical adaption and ok fair

karl-the-not-so-great

They knew that if they animated young Lenin and gave him magic powers and a villain song america would be communist by now

you actually make a strong point

thecaboodale

Literally just the idea of that has me seizing the means of production

thanatos-girl

young lenin can seize my means of production ;)

This site has the moral compass of a bag of marbles

wtfoctagon

DND character who accidentally becomes a paladin at their wedding bc they meant their wedding vows a little too hard and invents the Oath of Love subclass. Is this anything

wtfoctagon

People reblogging this with "this is just oath of devotion" no. Wrong. Oath of Devotion is an inherently lawful good oath devoted to the ideals of classical chivalry. It is an oath to serve all of the weak and defenseless in need of protection.

This is an idea I came up with after reading abt Oath of the Crown and realizing paladins don't have to be dedicated to ideals and ideals alone. That you can swear fealty to a mortal individual and still receive paladin powers from the strength of your conviction alone. This is about loving someone so much that the universe is forced to bend to the sheer force of your love, the fierceness of your vows as you speak them at a ceremony that you did not expect to gain anything from except the lawful right to remain at your beloved's side.

Some genuine "true love" bs that blurs the line between a paladin oath and a warlock pact. No alignment required you can be as evil or deceitful as you want to everyone else so long as all of your actions are out of pure, faithful, and honest love to your one person and that person only. Wifeguy hours taken to the farthest possible extreme of the new 5e paladin lore rules to result in accidental powers.

nudityandnerdery

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

nudityandnerdery

Thanks to whoever tried, but I knew they'd never allow it.

library-graffiti

Let's do it the old fashioned way. Spread it far and wide.

La justicia tiene capas Ryze.

victusinveritas

jackhawksmoor

weaselle

"adventurers are actually more scared of you than you are of them"

"he's literally just doing what an adventurer is supposed to do"

"do you think they think of us as Giant Adventurers?"

"do you know how many other creatures would be infesting our cave if there were no adventurers?"

"how would you like it if you were bumbling along on your little adventurer day, and some giant dragon thing squished you for the crime of being yourself?"

"y'know, so many dragons are grossed out by them, but i think they're fascinating! Did you know some adventurers form symbiotic relationships with small monsters? Some of them even do a simplified form of spellcraft! Like, with actual magic and everything!"

I don't want to play as fucking Ciri I don't want to play as fucking Ciri I don't want to play as fucking Ciri I don't want to play as fucking Ciri I don't want to play as fucking Ciri I don't want to play as fucking Ciri

raventrigonsdaughter

This is like when people said "i don't want to play as ellie" in tlou 2, the story was always about her, she was always going to take over, she's the protagonist of the bigger story of the franchise even in the books

idgaf I'm fucking tired of ciri

I also chose empress ciri ending FOR A FUCKING REASON cause I believe she can do more for the people from the position of power than running from one village to another, but no, CDPR decided to make the bs fanservice ending canon... just FUCK OFF

I'm tired of everything being centered around ciri, I don't want to see her boring ass anymore. it's just fanservice + laziness cause who tf needs new characters when you can just recycle the old one right????

kan-faring

Both Witcher 1 and 2 didnt mention Ciri exept for like one time and she was only the Focus for 3 and in the Books while she had a lot of Focus since she was importen for the overall Story there where still the short Storys that only ever mention her a bit on the side so what are you one about with her being the Focus all the Time? Even in the Fandom you find a lot of stuff that dosent even mention Ciri

the WHOLE main plot of tw3 was about finding her. "find out if ciri's here or there" all over the map. coddle ciri, go to a fucking grave of a dude she knew for 5 minutes, search the lab with ciri, save ciri, go to a shady ass island to find ciri... ciriciriciri like a broken fucking record, all that for a character I had ZERO attachment to bc damn straight! she wasn't in the first two games! why tf am I supposed to care??? and now to play as her because... why? cause she is so cool? cause "our lil girlboss so grown up😭"? I don't care about her! she's an insanely overpowered character and her only struggle through the whole tw3 was "ohhhh I don't wanna take responsibility for anything I wanna be a little girl🥺" okay???? girl be fucking FOR REAL

are they gonna nerf her for tw4? cause I remind you she can travel between worlds, she can go to idk a cyberpunk world, get Smasher's rocket launcher and straight up eliminate whatever she's fighting

at this point I'd play as fucking ROACH, but dear fucking god not ciri, anyone but her, cause again - I don't give a shit about her

kan-faring

Well im sorry that the games based on the Books bring in a importend Book Character that was the Main Focus of the Books and that People are Exited to play as her now. You may not give a shit about her but other people do and they can have theyre opinion just like you can. I just dont Understand why you make such a big Problem about that its not like the Witcher is the only game that does a Monster Hunter Story or that it as special gameplay elements. The Games where made for Fans of the Books so theyre Going to containe Characters from the Books and they expect you to kind of already know them and i will admit Ciri's writting in 3 was not great but now they have a chance to write her better so why dont you wait till we know more about the game bevor writting off Ciri?