Randomness at its finest!

Another blog full of funnies. You follow me, I will follow you (Now following porn blogs C: )

[grorges]

trader joe’s every other week announcing their newest recall

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Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

[dailyclassicart]

Henri Guillaume Schlesinger - "The Five Senses: Hearing" (1865)

[butchfairy]

[liberalsarecool]

Greedflation is manifest.

[brucebocchi]

elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

[afeelgoodblog]

Surprise triplets 😂

[sandersstudies]

I can’t decide what’s funnier, if this was a genuine candid photo of the father’s shock, or if he was an excellent sport and was like “hey folks, know what would be hilarious…”

[lizluvscupcakes]

“Yknow, Ted, the guys at the bar are gonna wanna know what it was.”

“Bring the photo! It’ll be funnier if you bring the photo.”

[gay-ellis-thats-all]

Story Time!

My father, who is an identical twin, has two older sisters who were also identical twins. My grandfather’s favourite way to tell the story was that in 1956 when he was awaiting the arrival of 🤷‍♀️ Child™️, the doctor (who, in the small town where we’re from, had delivered my aunts a few years earlier) came to the lounge, lit a cigarette and took a seat next to him.

“Clifford… how are ya?” the doctor greeted.

“I’m alright… yourself?”

“Good, good…good, so how many ya want this time?”

My grandfather, even in the retelling of the story heaved the most world weary sigh and said, “…how many ya got?”

[memewhore]

[riddlemedeez]

[transhuman-priestess]

Babe you need to stop burying so much gold in the tags

[gilmourtheapatosaur]

[mothtowers]

"wahh minecraft mods are hard! i dont wanna build a giant machine" SHUT UP

LAVENDER FIELD BIOME

[mindofjson]

TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!!??

UGHH!!

[avvocarlo]

bro

[soundcarvings]

The episode where Anthony Bourdain tries Absinthe

[dailyquests]

Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

[dailyquests]

In a Fight.

[nieyao]

[quecksilvereyes]

since im on a roll about tragedies:

i am sick to death of fourth wall breaks that are funny. i want fourth wall breaks that make me want to cry.

give me hamlet looking up during his monologue to see the audience and plead with them for help. give me orpheus, on the road back up from the underworld begging us to make sure eurydice is there, to tell him she is safe. give me orpheus turning when the audience stays silent.

give me someone, bloody and full of tears monologuing to the camera when the narrative has wound itself so tight that they can't escape it anymore.

"youre just watching me. help me. im dying and im rotting and im losing myself and you wont do a thing."

i want the tragedy to be the performance. i want the tragedy to be, truly, in the eyes of the beholder.

[depsidase]

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[angstbotfic]

yes and

and 

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[dailyflicks]

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson