Could someone, please, just do a movie with these two being madly in love?
I've been in love with them since forever...
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Could someone, please, just do a movie with these two being madly in love?
I've been in love with them since forever...
- Meeting Evanora -
There was no sound beyond Severus' footsteps as he climbed the dungeon stairs and headed for the teachers' room. Albus had scheduled a meeting for the teachers that morning, but he doubted that many of them had already risen.
Perhaps Minerva was already awake, but he suspected that transforming her long hair in that irreproachable bun that she insists on wearing took a little eternity. This, of course, if she insisted on combing herself without using magic.
When he entered the teachers' room, Severus was waiting to find it empty. However, one person was already there. And it wasn't Minerva or anyone he knew. A woman was leaning over the windowsill, looking out. The morning sun hit her hair, caught in a bun so unkempt that it would leave Minerva horrified, and caramel highlights shone in a sea of dark brown. Severus closed the door and, upon hearing the noise, the stranger turned. She looked surprised, but only for a few seconds, before giving him a dazzling smile.
“Hello! You must be one of the teachers. It's a beautiful day, isn't it?”
He found it impossible for anyone to be so nice at that time of morning. She walked over to him and held out a hand. She wore black pants and had glasses hanging from the neckline of the lilac blouse as if they were just a fashion accessory.
“My name is Evanora McGonagall,” she introduced herself. “I came to replace the Headmaster in the area of Alchemy.”
Now that she was right in front of him, Severus noticed that it was her wand that precariously held her hair on top of her head. No wonder Albus had chosen her to replace him - she looked as unusual and absurdly cheerful as he was. And, judging by her last name, she must be a part of Minerva’s family. Not wanting to be more rude than usual, Severus shook her hand.
“Severus Snape.”
The way he said his own name led Evanora to believe that he was expecting her to have a different reaction than she had because he seemed about to strike her with a look. But as she simply continued to smile at him, he seemed more relaxed, but still suspicious and alert.
“It's a pleasure to meet you, Professor Snape.” Evanora thought it best to treat him in a more formal way. She didn't mean to provoke him without meaning to. And just as she didn't always say the right thing at the right time, he seemed like the kind of person who could curse her in the blink of an eye.
For the first time in decades, someone had had the pleasure of meeting him and Severus could not even appreciate the moment as the door to the teachers' room opened and several professors entered the room.
Among them was Minerva, the person with whom he had what could be called a close relationship, after Albus. For Severus, the two sorcerers were the only people he could consider friends. This if what they shared could be called friendship. They both trusted him and that was more than he could ask for, given his past. In fact, thanks to them both, all the other teachers accepted him without reservation. No one in their right mind would question the judgment of any of them, be it the Headmaster or the Deputy Headmistress.
“Severus, I see you already met my niece!” exclaimed Minerva, approaching them.
“I didn't know you had nieces.”
“And I thought you knew everything,” quipped Minerva. “Evanora, dear, this is the Potions Master, Severus Snape.”
“Yes, aunt, I already had the pleasure of introducing myself.”
Minerva gave Severus a look that clearly asked how in Merlin´s name her niece could have found pleasure in that task and he wanted to give her a bad answer. Maybe he would step on her tail when she walked in her animagus form, purring through the castle corridors.
She came up behind him and hugged him, placing a kiss on the right side of his forehead, just above the eye.
“Why are you working on a Sunday afternoon?”
He smiled and continued with what he was doing.
“Because someone must correct these tests and it's not like I have anything better to do, since you went for a walk with your aunt.”
She put her hands on his shoulders and started massaging them.
“I am here now.”
“And I am busy with other things now” he declared, continuing with his corrections.
She laughed and continued to massage his shoulders for a few more moments. As soon as she felt him relax, she abandoned his shoulders and slowly slid her hands over his chest, leaning over him until Severus felt her breasts against the back of his neck. Her hands continued their exploration, slow and seductive, caressing his firm thighs up to his knees and then back to his groin.
“Evanora...”
“No one is stopping you from working, dear” she whispered in his ear. “As far as I know, you evaluate with your eyes and hands and none of them are busy at the moment, are they?”
She kissed him on the chin and pushed her hands down his thighs again, pressing the tense muscles and then stroked him in the opposite direction, until her hands climbed up his chest. However, when they went down again, her hands did not return to his thighs and Severus was unable to continue to scribble notes on the parchments. He dropped the quill, which echoed in the quiet room when it hit the desk.
“You can continue to correct the tests, Severus” she murmured softly against the corner of his mouth.
But he no longer cared about the tests and she knew it perfectly well. His hands tightened on the edge of the desk when her fingers loosened the button on his pants and zipped them down. When one of Evanora's hands reached under the boxers and grabbed his penis, which was already stiffening, Severus dropped his head against her shoulder.
“Aren't you interested in the tests anymore, dear?”
Evanora felt him pulse against her palm, warm and firm, as she stimulated him. She felt the sticky moisture of the liquid that had already accumulated on the glans and, sliding her index finger through the liquid, Evanora removed her hand from his member and brought her finger to her mouth. Completely speechless, Severus saw her suck her finger and moan right in his ear, as if she had never tasted anything so good.
“Delicious!”
About to explode, Severus grabbed her wrist and pulled her finger out of her mouth, eager to kiss her. In fact, he was going to devour her, such was the state of excitement in which she had put him. But at that very moment, the door to the Potions classroom opened.
"Professor, I need a justification" said a Slytherin student.
“Have you never been taught to knock, Blaize?” Shouted Severus, clearly disturbed.
“Sorry, professor” said the student, approaching them without realizing what he had just interrupted.
In fact, whoever looked at the two teachers would simply see Evanora leaning against Severus' back, with one hand resting on his chest and the other stuck in his hand, as if she had embraced him and they were now talking. However, Severus's pants were loosened, his penis throbbed with need and Evanora's nipples were rock hard against his shoulders.
“What do you need a justification for?”
“I need to miss a Quidditch training on Thursday to fulfill a Transfiguration punishment, but Flint says he will take me off the team if that is a lie and…”
“I only give you the justification when I confirm the truth of what you say with Professor McGonagall. Come and pick it up tomorrow morning. Now, disappear.”
The boy turned and left and Severus pointed his wand at the door, locking it. He turned on the bench, with his back to the secretary and facing Evanora. He grabbed her by the waist and pulled her forward, and she obediently lifted the skirt of her dress and sat on his lap, with one leg on either side of his thighs.
"You are completely crazy" he murmured, before kissing her.
Evanora moaned against his mouth, delighted by the intense kiss and the way his hands tightened on her hips and pressed her against his huge erection.
"I'm crazy about you" she gasped when he released her lips.
She put a hand between their bodies and grabbed his penis again, squeezing it gently.
“And I'm crazy about this.”
“Damn it, Evanora!” Severus groaned against her breasts, where he had buried his head. “You'll be the death of me.”
She laughed. She loved being able to tear his control apart. She stood on her tiptoes and, with clumsy and quick movements and assisted by him, managed to pull Severus's pants and boxers down to his thighs and get rid of her panties. Grabbing her by the waist, Severus pulled her back into his lap, desperate to finally be inside her. And without any resistance, despite his size, Evanora enveloped him in that moist heat that he knew so well.
“I’ve waited all day for this” she confessed against his neck.
“You’ve been waiting all day to torture me?”
“No, my love. I've waited all day to have you inside me. Torturing you was just a bonus.”
“What if I tortured you?”
“Do your worst” she urged.
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”
“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”
“Boys will be boys!”
“She should know better than to drink at a party…”
Cannot not reblog.
“She should have tried to enjoy–”
“She’s just saying something now for atten-“
boy am i glad this has so many notes
“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”
“He should’ve enjoyed it.”
“She must’ve lead him on.”
“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “
“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“
“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”
“Women can’t rape because…”
“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”
“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”
“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”
“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”
“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”
“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”
reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time
I love this post!
“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”
“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”
“Oral isn’t rape.”
“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”
“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”
“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”
A good post
the day I do not reblog this is the day I’m buried six feet under
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I like that people included male rape victims as well! This is a good post
Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats.
This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck
How has nobody thought about this before tbh
Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her.
Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge’s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed. McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix.
All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.
I think that Minerva would be more tempted to scratch Umbridge´s face than to let that toad pet her. I know I would, if given the chance.
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OTP: Abigail Griffin & Marcus Kane (Kabby)
Okay, but just imagine an AU where...
Marcus and Abby catched a glimpse of each other in a party when they were young and never could get the other out of their heads until one day, many years later, they see each other again. Except this time, he is not going to let her go without knowing the name of the woman who claimed all of his dreams for twenty years.
. Abigail Griffin .
"Hope is everything.”
. Marcus Kane .
“One decision does not define a man.”
This is the cutest fictional family ever. They’re so realistic and adorable...
a door opens… [3x03] vs. [4x23]
It’s like they’re completely awestruck with each other from the very beginning. I simply adore them.
Don’t let anything hold you b a c k…