kil0byte @kil0byte - Tumblr Blog

Im using tumblr in 2023 and it's like going back to visit your childhood home to find that the meth heads next door finally broke in and turned it into an airbnb. Sure it's technically the same but the layout is all wrong and confusing. And the paint job? Atrocious.

h0nex

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2

log6

the 5 love languages are:

- Sharing a blunt

- All forms of cooking

- Being incredibly stupid on purpose

- Collaborative hating

- Ignoring things

whitmanic

lyoko-4-ever-blog

I decided to see how much of the Code Lyoko theme song I could fit on Yumi’s forehead using size 12 Arial font…for science

Conclusion:All of it, with room to spare

coolfatcat

this is my fucking favorite post on tumblr

bearie

thewitchdoctor

kopionkin

[ID: Reply from @thelilithmachine : “Yanked that thing asunder”]

sammyfaeyrin

the-real-skeletor

The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

ghost-cassette

Oh NOBODY'S going to be horny after this

aquietquixotic

Amazing tags

sometimes-i-just-climb-things

my ankle is so fuckin horny tho

hybbat

A victorian

eldritchdraaks

Every reply this is is another punch in the gut

existentialcrisisetcetera

no little german boy don’t walk into that electric fence!

oh mein gott, zhis fence is full of shockenspdyiujhsgfwgh;lkjsdhggslkjn;dbjvkgchskjhlbndjbhvkjgsvhlbdhvkjgflhkd

fwipination

I dreamt last night that there was a regional variant ditto with dark type that looked like this, and was honestly perfect.

They could only transform if the opponent was lower level and when they did their ability caused auto paralysis!

STOP SMELLING PEOPLE

snif snnif snif snif snif snif snif snif

carnelianfoxx

ok jamie guess what?

jame7t

carnelianfoxx

i got your nose. it’s over

rahisaurus

fimbry-talks

Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.

followthebluebell

One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy.