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Hi, I like lots of things and they may show up here. He/him. 36. AZ, USA.

[clementiens]

[memewhore]

[tom-from-acquisition]

This billboard is what an American roadtrip looks like

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[drunkenhills]

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

[wumblr]

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vengabus sandstorm

[gusgoose69-deactivated20260127]

wow that really sounds

[geeksofdoom]

wow that really sounds

[moth-wizard]

[germicelli]

hes waiting by the microwave

[mioxenoblade]

WHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE

[supportive-rapport]

NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[riley-rogue]

[astrotheyge]

[astrotheyge]

[mmmn-thirsty-for-vinegar]

[reallyndacarter]

You can’t scare me off with your gay fanart, Tumblr.

I wasn’t the Grand Marshal of DC Pride, New York Pride, and Phoenix Pride for nothing!

[vandetramp]

[winged-mammal]

#every single lynda carter post that comes across my dash is a DELIGHT#meanwhile i have not seen a single post from ryan reynolds#this tells me that the Tumblr Peer Review system is still functioning at optimal levels#absolutely delighted by this#i can’t say i condone milf wrongs and then tell lynda carter to get off tumblr okay (via @racethewind10)

[filmgifs]

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995) dir. Beeban Kidron

[kin-wolf]

to be free.

[foxydunsparce]

[micolithe]

[ty-pesh]

election season may be over this year, but its always good to stay informed as a voter

[animusrox]

EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert

[connemor]

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

[softhakyeons-deactivated2017011]

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

[drkotobuki]

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

[visualvexation]

“shit. let’s be santa”

[eatratshit]

“i’m 13 u egg”

[yd12k]

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

[curlicuecal]

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

[questbedhead]

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

[earl-greys]

[seesawyeeter]

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

[thealiienbae-blog]

Kick it barak

[erikavvvv]

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

[triclops-blog1]

My personal favorite:

[cowards-sorcery]

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

[notsoheadless]

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA? KANAYA: No KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

[acidsbeats]

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

[noodlenumber]

[heylookaufo]

@pacifriske

[direhuman]

[cianm1301]

[felderwin]

“This is exactly why babies shouldn’t be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols”

[theenduringsun]

[grimghostkid]

God launders in mysterious ways.

[connemor]

today is the only day i regard this post fondly. and i love that just around this time it explodes with notes and my activity is clogged with everyones additions of quotes.

[grimdarkmatt]

[leaffgreen]

[timeplayed-deactivated20250804]

[peridot-the-kitten]

AC: :33 < why are you the floating frog all of a sudden?

[missbehavior0u0]

[cybercorvid]

[pisceancryptid]

my personal favorite is “yes sir the earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter”

[arcanaarcanorum]

Agreed with “under seige by planet fucking jupiter”, though the phrase “pirouette off the fucking handle” comes close second.

[chuckling-chemist]

I’ve quoted this one in particular so many times it deserves a mention

[geekycalligrapher]

I adore whole “Attention Worthless Human” monologue. I even calligraphed it on time.

[aeternx]

[senkrechter]

At this point it’d be easier to just repost the entire comic on this thread

[lemonbreadd]

[calstocking]

[hussianphilosopher]

[laurasauras]

[brucesterling]