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Chronicles of an announced battle - DP X DC
The sirens were blaring. The situation was quickly escalating into an all-hands-on-deck emergency, and Batman was doing his best to give every superhero who came through the zeta-tube a position that would maximize their chances of surviving this.
Which wasn't easy when the threat was a complete unknown, one with apparently limitless power. Somehow, they hadn't suffered any catastrophic injuries so far, and the Flashes had managed to evacuate most civilians within the first twenty minutes.
However, considering the amount of power the being had displayed so far, and the complete lack of damage they had been able to inflict, it didn't feel as though their endurance up to this point was the result of their own efforts. Instead, it felt like the being was deliberately holding back.
Batman hated the sensation that it was merely toying with them before delivering a final, devastating blow, like a cat entertaining itself with prey before finally killing it.
Speed Running Family, ch11.p2
masterpost please no editing or concrit, I literally cannot get my brain to read over my own work right now to edit ;-;
Constantine drains half a bottle of water before he starts talking. “These people were batshit, but they were smart. Dangerous fuckers. Never seen tech work with magic and other realms like this. Can’t be confident that absolutely everything is shut down, but no one should just… trip on their face into the realm of the dead.”
“I… well, that’s good, I guess,” Barry says with a blink.
Conflict of Interest Part 2
9 months ago
Dick couldn't say he was in a particularly good mood when he got to the station, actually he was feeling pretty sour. The night before had been rough. Patrol pretty much went south that night after the comms went down. It normally wouldn't be much of a problem but then Damian got ambushed and fell down a sewer grate and nobody could find the kid for several hours. He was fine of course and he made those robbers wish they had chosen better career paths but having to make sure Bruce didn't strangle every crook that stood in his path to death while trying to find the little demon was more tiring than any world altering threat he ever faced.
This was the third time in the past week that the comms cut out. And after it's over, its as if nothing was ever wrong. Babs and Tim were pulling their hair out trying to figure out what could possibly be causing it but so far there were no leads that they haven't followed already and it was starting to look like switching to a new comms system wouldn't fix anything. As far as they could tell? Some sort of magic. But every magic user they knew claimed to have no part in it and when they tried to reverse whatever it was, they said there was nothing going on that they could reverse.
Either way, Dick maybe got a half an hour of sleep before he got called in to deal with one of his cases he was working with. He didn't really know much yet, all he really knew was that a woman's husband went missing and she was acting as though she knew more than she was letting on. Others in the station think she did it but he had asked to talk to her about it before coming to his own conclusion. What he wasn't expecting was the moment he said that, they dragged her out of her home for an interrogation and now he was rushing to the office to try to make sure she didn't sue for malpractice.
"She's in the room already Detective Grayson," he heard an officer say as he pushed his way through the precinct. He couldn't even begin to imagine the damage they might have caused. If she really did know something there was no way she was going to come clean about it now. And if she was innocent, there was a chance that this could have traumatized her more than before. Not to mention if she made a complaint about the treatment.
"I will handle her myself. We will be talking about this later Carl," he said before putting on a pleasant face to step inside. If there was one thing he learned from being Boy Wonder, it was how to smile when shit just hit the fan. And it very much just did.
Dick made his way to his seat, pulling out his chair and taking a seat. As of yet, he wasn't positive what her demeanor was so hopefully he could just play it off. He hadn't even gotten a chance to open the case file to look it over again. Which... he might as well do that now...
"Mrs...." he looked at the file. Oh yeah, he forgot this was the lady with the obviously fake name. Not a single goth woman in the world didn't know about the works of Edward Gorey. He's heard Jason rave about his books and his take on psychological horror, "Gorey. I'm sure you know why your here."
He looked up from the file to see her roll her eyes. It had been about a week since he had last seen her but... he couldn't help but take a good look at her. A product of training with Bruce for so long maybe. But he did. He took in the details.
She was a beautiful woman. That much didn't take effort to deduce. He may have been a detective but he was also a man. Her face was slender, her jaw sharp and her cheekbones high. She wore heavy makeup, a pale base with intricate, expertly done eyeliner and shadow, and a black lip with purple shimmer. It was smudged a bit, Dick guessed from the officers being more rough with her than they really needed to be. The purple in her lip brought out the natural color of her eyes. At first Dick assumed them to be contacts but no, those were naturally purple eyes. He had never seen anything like it and the first time they had met, he was taken aback by how beautifully haunting they looked. Like they held something inside that was far more ancient than the young woman in front of him.
She was dressed head to toe in black, lace adorning her neck and arms into bell sleeves that complimented her black corset decorated with subtle purple embellishments that made it shine. Her skirt was several layers of flowing fabrics, a black lacy belt on top of it all. Her body may have been remarkably small compared to other women he took notice in but he couldn't fault her for being slightly sickly when her file clearly stated she was chronically ill after some sort of incident that he couldn't quite find records on.
"You think I had something to do with my husband's disappearance," she replied, her voice calm, "You think I killed him."
Dick just studied her for a moment. It was sentences like that one that made others in the precinct think it was her. They didn't tell her anything about the fact that they believe he might have been murdered. Although given that look in her eye, he supposed it was something she could have deduced easily. This woman was smart. That, he could plainly see. Maybe that was what made him want to keep looking at her. She looked like she was reading him, trying to figure out what he was thinking. Just as he was doing with her. There was definitely some PR training of some sort within her, as her face gave away nothing he could use against her. But it also meant he couldn't do anything for her. He was going to have to change tactics.
After a moment, he ran a hand through his hair, putting on an apologetic smile, "I'm sorry, let's start over. My name is Detective Grayson. I'll be conducting the investigation on your husband's disappearance. I just had a couple of questions about what you remember and any details that you can provide that might help me move forward."
Dick watched as her lips curled into a smile, "Of if that's all you need, of course I'm happy to help. For a moment I was worried I was being charged with something." She was playing dumb. He could work with that for the moment but eventually he was going to have to wear her down at least a little. Because it was obvious from her demeanor that she knew something that she didn't want him to know. Unfortunately for her however, he was trained by someone far more efficient than any one in this police department.
"I'm sorry you were misled, what led you to that conclusion," he asked, leaning back in his chair to try and seem relaxed and unthreatening. If he could catch her in a lie, it would be much easier than having to watch her movements later on. He doubted she would take the bait, especially considering there was a lot of valid things to lead her to the conclusion that she was being seen as a suspect.
The woman shrugged, "Oh nothing. Just being cuffed to a table. And one of your officers took my cane." She held up her arms, her wrists getting snagged when the chains ran out of slack. She kept her face controlled but Dick could practically feel how smug she was internally. He had pretty much set her up for that one, albeit unintentionally. She was smart. Where most would have faltered, their minds drawing a blank when their guilt makes them unable to tell what they can say, she found a way to spin it on him. Which led back to that lawsuit problem he was trying to avoid.
Dick's face slipped a little. There was a camera in the room and the words were aid out loud. This was gonna be on a tape that the court might review later. Any sign that he personally had any sort of animosity with her could lead to a mistrial before he got a chance to say anything at all. A wave of guilt washed over him, taking a look at her restraints. He wasn't aware her chronic condition involved the need for a mobility aid. If it was true that they took it from her, that was sure cause for a lawsuit.
"I wasn't aware of your disability, I apologize for how my officers have treated you," he finally relented, waving a hand to the fake mirror behind him. He needed to fix the situation immediately while making it clear he did not ask them to do that, to build a rapport with her. Moments later, an officer was walking in with a set of keys and her cane.
The officer quickly unlocked her wrists, though it was obvious he wasn't happy about it. Dick was going to have to have a talk with him later. He watched as Mrs. Gorey graciously accepted her cane, leaning it against the table where she could easily access it, "Oh don't worry about me, tensions were high and I'm sure I wasn't as nice as I could have been." Dick would have almost disappointed if she hadn't put up a fight. That fire in her eyes was unmistakable.
He nodded, pretending to just accept her answer, "Is it alright if I go ahead and ask you a couple of questions then? I don't want to take up too much of your time. Which was true. Trying to keep her here for too long would be detrimental to the department if she were to file a suit. But on the flip side, he wanted some questions answered while she was here so that he could at least get some idea of what they were working with. When officers originally answered the 911 call, he had been off duty and he wasn't handed the case until after the fact, which he wasn't happy about.
Mrs. Gorey smiles sweetly, "Oh of course! Take all the time you need, I've got nowhere to be."
Dick could tell from the tightness in her jaw that was in fact not the case. She was probably in a hurry. But wherever it was she was trying to go, she had no plans of telling him about it. Which of course only made Dick more intrigued by the case.
He gave her a smile, and he knew that she knew he could see through her to an extent. But there was something he was missing and that part was what she was keeping locked up behind her mask. He could see her playful smirk behind her kind smiles, her gaze scanning him for answers he wasn't going to give her either.
"Well I feel like we should start from the beginning. I apologize, I know you've been over this already with the officers from the scene but I want to hear it from you rather than draw conclusions from a piece of paper," he explained, making sure he had on his best smile.
That was the moment her mask broke slightly, a real genuine pain on her face, "Yeah- of course we can go over it again. Do you want me to start at the beginning? When I reported him missing?"
Dick nodded.
Mrs. Gorey took a slightly shaky breath before she looked down at her hands, "Well... it was a few days ago. When I called. He just... never came home and I guess I got tired of waiting for him to come back." Dick watched as she refused to make eye contact, fidgeting with her wedding ring. She was obviously keeping some key details to herself but she was playing the part of a concerned wife well. And part of the pain in her eyes was real as far as he could tell. But not the uncertainty. She knew what happened, she just couldn't say.
Luckily for her, he was willing to work with that, "I see. Can you tell me why your husband left the house in the first place? Was there a fight or someplace specific he was going to?" He kept his voice gentle, hoping to coax some information out of her.
“D-um Bill left a lot. It wasn't because he didn't love me or because of fighting. It was just something he had to do and I understood. Sometimes he would be gone for a few days but he always came back. This time- it had been over a week so I guess I just assumed something must have gone wrong," she sighed.
Dick thought about that. She wasn't lying and that accounted for why it took so long for her to report him missing but that left more questions unanswered. Like why it was that he left so often if not because of marital disputes or why she very obviously stumbled over his name. Of course, he couldn't ask about the name thing yet, they didn't have enough of a rapport. But he could at least try to get more information about where he might have been going.
He took a moment to write down what she had said into his personal notes in the margins of the file before looking back up at her, "Did he say anything about his plans before he left?"
Mrs. Gorey's face changed to one of a bittersweet smile, "No, after I got hurt, he stopped telling me about it so he wouldn't worry me. He knew if he told me too much I would want to go with him and that doesn't really work given how I can't even walk without my cane anymore. He knew that the pain wouldn't take the fight out of me."
After the words left her mouth the room got a bit cold. Dick didn't mention it but he did take note of it. And how she looked over her shoulder for a moment as if she had seen something. She recovered from it quickly, acting as though she never saw anything. Which meant it was something he was going to have to circle back to. What he was more interested in was the mention of fighting. She spoke almost as if they were involved in something dangerous.
"Can I ask what you mean by fight? Is it related to how you got hurt," he asked.
"I'm not allowed to talk about that. It should be in my file." Mrs. Gorey's face clouded over, her walls back up. He believed her. But the problem was, it was in fact not in her file.
"I'm sorry, but I really shouldn't answer anything else..." she said as she carefully pulled herself to a stand, leaning on the table for support until she could grab her cane.
This was all he was going to get from her. Clearly he was going to have to do some research before asking her anything else. Something bigger was going on here and he was going to have to figure out what that was. But she wasn't going to give it to him and there was no reason to keep her here legally.
"Of course, I'm sorry. It seems our files are incomplete at the moment," he said, giving her an apologetic smile as he stood as well to help her. He reached his hand out so she could get her balance but before she could stop herself Dick noticed how she shied away from the physical contact. He put his hand back down.
"Have a nice day Mrs. Gorey."
And then she was gone.
A mirror of the past - DC x DP
Tim had heard parents joke that one day their kids would have children just like them and finally understand what they'd put their parents through. Bruce had never said that to him, but Tim wondered if he'd thought about it, and if that was the reason why Tim was in this situation.
Danny was a fourteen-year-old Tim had been keeping an eye on. The kid lived in the apartment complex right next to Tim's penthouse, and according to his paperwork, his guardian was one Vladimir Masters, a family friend who had taken him in after his parents died.
uploaded the wanderstop vod. the entire playthrough is now on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLy_3vmS1_D6HCr7T4pFdhZh_arO85Q8oc
I'm glad my mortifying psychological pain was enjoyable
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This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.
They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post
Would you sell liquor to this baby
Yes
No
I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby
Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop
Bruce being like that one teacher who hates/mistrusts you because they've taught your older sibling. Jon comes over to hang out with Damian all the time and that's OK but when they started dating, Bruce was on watch from the outset because he experienced Kon. It doesn't matter that Jon is Jon, there will be no funny business.
Bruce has so many crazy exes, he cant handle the idea that his children are the crazy exes
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
World Heritage Post
Zatanna answering the phone: Hello?
John: Love. Love. You have to come pick me up. Quickly. Please.
Zatanna: What? But I thought you got along with Bruce.
John: I do! But normally, I have access to my magic when I'm on a loony adventure with Bruce. Normally, I can portal out when things get scary! Please, you have to come get me.
Zatanna: John, I can't go pick you up. I'm traveling the world to find the ingredients to lift your curse.
John: I know the plan was for me to stay with Bruce so he and his family could protect me while you broke my Magic-sealing curse, but Zatanna... these people are weird. I don't feel safe.
Zatanna: Is this because Bruce said you're not allowed to drink in his home? You can go to bars-
John: No. Its not the drinking or the smoking or the awkward crush I have on Bruce and his butler-
Zatanna: What?
John: Zatanna, it's the Ghost King posing as a child. He calls Bruce "Dad" because Bruce adopted him! And Bruce has no idea!
Zatanna doubtful: The Ghost King? The most feared individual in the multiverse is posing as Bruce's kid without Bruce's knowledge? The same Bruce that used Math to beat a god half a year ago?
John: I tried to tell him, but Bruce just laughed and said Danny was his only civilian child. He won't listen to me! None of them will!
Zatanna: Uh-huh. And how old is this Danny?
John: He claims his only fourteen but I know better.
Zatanna: What does he look like?
John: Like the face of evil.
Zatanna: Let me guess. Evil has dark black hair, and blue eyes with a tragic backstory that just needed a safe place to call home?
John: Yes but-
Zatanna: Look, I'm really busy right now. I have to haggle the soul of a never-touched-by-sunlight shrimp from a mermaid merchant- who I know is trying to cheat me!- and I don't have time to listen to you freak out about one of the Waynes kids.
John: No! No you're not listening! He's the Ghost King!
Zatanna: He's a Wayne. That bloodline and anyone adopted into that bloodline, are weird but harmless.
John: Please pick me up. Save me.
Zatanna: John, I can't. Treat this as a vacation. Bruce will let you spend whatever money you want, and since its Bruce, I'll give you permission to try to get him in a throuple with us or just you for a little fun.
John: .....I want that so much but Danny-
Zatanna: Is harmless. Bruce comes with kids, and yeah, all his kids are weird, especially that first one. I don't trust his bubbly personality- I know there is rage underneath that circus upbeat boyish glee. Terrible rage. But that doesn't mean you're in danger there.
John: Zatanna please- *gasp* The Ghost King is watching me from the upstairs window. He's knows im trying to escape.
Zatanna: Are you outside? Good! Go for a walk. Bruce has a lovely forest surrounding his Manor-
John: A walk?! In the woods!? Where the Ghost King can get me alone!? Do you want me to vanish with a trace!?
Zatanna sighing: Nevermind.
Mermaid: I don't have all day. I have other customers and a business to run. Are you giving me your hair or not?
Zatanna: I got to go John.
John: No! PLEASE! Z, PICK ME UP-
Zatanna hanging up and pointing at the mermaid: For the last time I am not shaving my head!
Mermaid: Do you want the soul of a shrimp that has never seen sunlight or not!?
Zatanna: That is not worth ten years of growing out this amount of hair! I can give you my bangs.
Mermaid: Bangs!? Those aren't bangs- they're barely long enough to cover that whale-sized forehead!
Zatanna: SAY THAT AGAIN, FISH.
Tween Mom
Shitty shock value title, BUT, hear me out.
Danny gets turned into a baby, not Dani.
Why? Pick your poison, but Dani ends up having to take care of her "older" brother... while homeless... and traveling... and surviving by stealing food.
That's when another hero finds a twelve-year-old trying to figure out how to change a super-powered baby boy's diaper in a dark alley, and comes to some obvious (and some not-so-obvious) conclusions.
They go after the most vulnerable and marginalized. Trans people, kids on SNAP, single moms, old people. They’ll work their way to the rest of us bit by bit if we don’t stop them
The Spear in the Others heart is the Spear in your own, you are he. There is no other wisdom and no other hope but that we grow wise - Diane Duane
The Anita Ekberg Treatment
Jazz Fenton is not blind to her social reputation in the ever-evolving food chain of Lemures Middle School.
Why would she be?
She’s curated it since the second grade, when she was sick and tired of being picked on by her classmates for reasons involving her parents’ occupations, and the teachers wouldn’t help her. Just like they wouldn’t — and didn’t — help Danny.
It was armor for herself. Fighting back physically or verbally wouldn’t do anything, since she already knew the teachers wouldn’t take her side. She’d seen it happen to the other kids that were disliked like she was. She was at a natural disadvantage that her other classmates were free from.
Fighting openly only got people in bigger trouble and their tormentors more ammo.
So she took the opposite approach. The “kill em with kindness” approach.
Make everyone like her to the point they won’t feel the need to be mean to her anymore.
If that fails, make enough friends that any of her enemies will risk tanking their own reputation trying to cross her.
And, quite smugly, Jazz is happy to say it worked.
This is all to say—
Jazz knows she’s popular. Very popular. And while she couldn’t care less about the “celebrity rankings” that followed around everyone like a stain, that didn’t mean she didn’t know she was solidly in the “S-List” in the eyes of most everyone else.
(A list that her baby brother’s “popular” bullies will never even touch, on account that they’re only popular because they’re mean and have the backing of the teachers.)
(As opposed to Jazz herself and all the other S-List kids, who were popular because they’re nice to everyone and had the backings of the teachers to boot.)
It suited her just fine.
It meant she got away with everything, could talk to anybody regardless of their own social standing, and that anybody who cared about the rankings would listen to just about anything she said, regardless of the request or the reason.
It also meant that she knew just about anything, and everyone told her everything.
Which brought her to her next problem.
“Weston’s creeping again?” Spike asks, frowning as he leans against the wall beside her. His jewelry jangles against his arms pleasantly, and his presence is almost a soothing balm to Jazz’s soul.
Keyword: Almost.
The simmering, protective fury bubbling up inside her chest burns just a liittle too hot to be appeased by anything less than Wes Weston’s weasely little head on a spike.
*Collage Roommates AU*
Dick, over the phone: Alfred quick! How do you make cinnamon rolls and can it be done in 28.5 minutes?
Alfred, on speaker: Hello, Master Dick, oh yes I'm fine, how are you today?
Dick: Alfred please! I don't have time for your sarcasm!
Alfred: I can message you a recipe, though for Mister Danny's health I fear what you need it for. And no, 28.5 minutes is not enough time to make proper cinnamon rolls.
Jason: Why do you need cinnamon rolls in 28.5 minutes?
Dick: Ugh, Danny made cinnamon on Monday, he just texted me asking if there was any left because he had a bad day and could really use a cinnamon roll, but I litterally had just finished eating the last roll when he texted me!
Bruce: Go to the store and buy him one if you're that worried.
Alfred, Dick, and Jason: *gasps*
Alfred: If you believe a store bought cinnamon roll equates to a homemade one, then I raised you wrong.
Dick: Not to mention that Danny will kill me if I brought store bought junk food into this appartment!
Jason: Are you trying to get Dick killed?
Bruce: Its just a cinnamon roll.
Alfred, Dick, and Jason: *louder gasps*
Alfred: Where did I go wrong?
Dick: Just a cinnamon roll? Have you tasted Danny's cinnamon rolls? Of course not or else you wouldn't say that.
Bruce: Actually I've never even met Danny, you just talk about him. A lot.
Alfred: Master Dick, I'm afraid I need to go, I need to have a word with Master Bruce.
Bruce: Oh no.
Jason: Don't worry, I'll film it for you.
*hang up sound*
Dick: Serves him right! . . . Wait what about my cinnamon roll dilemma?!
some context that will definitely totally help
the dog is a robot, basically the in-universe equivalent of a smartphone
it also contains one-third of blue guy’s consciousness because he uploaded it to the dog
in this route the dog’s programming (=blue guy) gets reuploaded again to a human body
the body belonged to blue guy’s twin brother who willingly sacrificed himself for the project