Stories and Supernatural

[starrynet]

what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

Voting ended onJul 14

[spnproshipbang]

Raise the flag and prepare to set sail…

Sign-ups for the 2026-2027 round of the SPN Pro-Ship Bang will open August 1st!

Whether you’re looking to create for a classic Supernatural ship or for a Supernatural ship no one else has ever dreamed of, the SPN Pro-Ship Bang is here for works of all types of ships and content!

Check out last year’s fleet of works, and read this year’s schedule, rules, FAQ, and additional info! Do your sea legs ache for a community to talk ships with? Feel free to join our Discord, which is open year round!

We hope to see you soon!

[curoopeez]

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

[badalloc]

Which ao3 tag are you?

Saw this, looks fun!

Link to the quiz is here

… yeah, that tracks.

Soft tagging @blockcat-safari, @jackdraw-spwrite, @cityofangeisislying, @audioeidolon, @venusplantt, @bardicc-inspo and @voidindite in case they would like to play along :)

(Feel free to jump in if this looks fun and I forgot to tag you!)

[justwolosers]

saw one of my groovy mooties reblog this so 🥸 ALSO AWHH

no pressure tags : @loverboykirstein @fight-me-with-a-chip and anyone else who'd like to take part yes yes !!

[loverboykirstein]

i have been called tf out here 😭😭

no pressure tags !! @burekforsatoru @slvtforsvkvna @lunarsmochii @rat-with-a-cup-of-soup and ofc anyone who sees this !!!

[rat-with-a-cup-of-soup]

Thanks for the tag, @loverboykirstein! 🩷

The dozens of smutty oneshots in my tbr pile would like a word with me, I guess 👀😆

Tagging some peeps: @cheerynoir, @kooskieboo, @dynachan, @spacejjunk, and anyone else who wants to!

[spacejjunk]

called out by a quiz. guilty.

tagging some peeps :) @hamilhansen @gem-writes @beepbeepblerp @hopelessbrain

[beepbeepblerp]

thanks for the tag!! this was really fun

and accurate. whoever made this knows their stuff, this is my JAM

no pressure! just thought the quiz was fun :) @thepizzaangel @undeadamethyst @stormwinchester

[thepizzaangel]

Definitely accurate.

@leonkennedywho @achilles-real-bride @an-z @mishapeesha

[leonkennedywho]

Oh... okay

It's accurate but fuck off

(Ty for the tag btw this was fun)

@sirpompet @junkiepunkie @malfunctioning-froog @0justfantasies0

[sirpompet]

GET MORE WHUMSY!!

@werepire05 @saltcirclesigil @sassyangelcas

[werepire05]

YAYAYAY!!!

This is what I'm going for :)

@blueeyesblueties @goblin-king-of-anarchy67 @chilly-ll @yourlocalgrammarfreak @beestiel-winchester :)))

[beestiel-winchester]

I mean I'll take it. If it means no one will torture me.

Tags: @watchandread02 @windfall-prophet @cas-gpt @femdestiel @carrioncas @foundaliquorstoreandidrankit

[cas-gpt]

I may say idgaf but sometimes i do give a fuck. So this tracks.

Tags: @my-flying-sister @blanketforcas @foundaliquorstoreandidrankit @bethmints @femdestiel

[bethmints]

oooh thanks for the tag @cas-gpt

i gotta say this is pretty spot-on, as a 35-year-old who spends an inordinate amount of time on laundry and taxes. romanticizing my life by imagining dean and cas doing all the mundane shit (and then fucking nasty about it 😮‍💨)

aaaanyway absolutely zero pressure tags: @peachyhalloween @wanderingcas @xev3n @averyoddfishindeed

[xev3n]

This absolutely tracks, @bethmints XD just stick a dubious on the front there :p

@cheesecakekiss @valdelion @worrynoodle @whoipretended2b what you get?

[whoipretended2b]

On point.

@kickflaw @em-bitterred @peachyhalloween @blueeyesblueties @bleuzombie @deweys-posts @sicksicksixx @eyesofatragedy67

[kickflaw]

Wooooow yeah, that tracks. It me.

@barnkatzchen @bittersweet-in-boston @hanitrash @reaja @icomefromruin @carnationqueeny @wiwaxia and anyone else I want to know alllll your tags!

[barnkatzchen]

truly called out. rude.

almost everyone I would tag has already been previously tagged. 😂 @soulless-puppy @digitalmeowmix @renniegade

[soulless-puppy]

@silver9mm @thelittleredwhocould @mystifiedgal @klove0511 and anyone else who wants to join in ❤️

[klove0511]

…. Ok yeah that tracks.

No pressure @missroserose @entropic-saudade @hello-starlingfics @jinkieswouldyoulookatthis @masoena @zoycitem @imnot-evenhere

[augustonly]

swesson au where they remember they’re brothers during sex. send tweet send tweet send tweet sen

[dyed-red]

May I “yes, and” this? I hope so because I definitely did 😳

Under the cut for immediate and unmitigated filth.

Keep reading

[celestialminion]

My piece for the @spnangelbang SPN Angels and Demons Bang! Had the wonderful experience of working with @entropic-saudade this time, please go check out Girls Against God because it absolutely rules <3333

[luna-azzurra]

Random Character Traits!!! Part 5

⟡ Gets pulled into conversations, situations, and adventures by simple proximity

⟡ Has been a witness, a participant, and occasionally the cause of memorable public events

⟡ Goes on a walk and returns with information that no one expected

⟡ Is at the center of things that cannot be planned without having planned any of them

⟡ Has a travel record that reads like fiction because something always happens

⟡ Gets the stranger's life story on every flight without asking a single question

⟡ Has accidentally started three traditions, one local legend, and a minor debate

⟡ Goes somewhere ordinary and finds out it is not ordinary on that particular day

⟡ Has been the subject of a stranger's story that the stranger is still telling

⟡ Finds money, messages, and meaningful things in places that have no business having them

⟡ Gets upgraded, redirected, and rerouted into better situations than the ones they planned

⟡ Walks into things that are already in progress and becomes a key participant immediately

⟡ Has met the same stranger twice in two different countries and has stopped being surprised

⟡ Gets put in situations that cannot be repeated because they required too many specific conditions

⟡ Is the person in the group that things happen to and everyone else gets the story

⟡ Has been told 'this never happens' by professionals in several different fields

⟡ Goes somewhere for one reason and leaves having done eleven completely different things

[klove0511]

To summarize the list above: Character has ADHD

[soulless-puppy]

Sam Winchester thinks demon blood tastes like

Children’s Liquid Tylenol

His dad’s chili recipe

McDonald’s trash can garbage juice

Dr Pepper

Vanilla protein shake

Dean’s jizz

Spicy Bananas

Blood

Menstrual blood

Bacon

Voting ended onMay 24

[swjpbang]

2026 SWJP Reverse Bang Masterpost

The first ever iteration of the SW (Sam Winchester) JP (Jared Padalecki) Reverse Bang has come to an end. Creations are shown in random order and not in sequence of posting.

Title: Tight Red Dress

Artist: @sam-is-my-safe-word Author: @shipeandoando

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Tumblr / Ao3

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Title: The Priest and The Bad Boy

Artist: @amberdreams123 / Author: @hello-starlingfics

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Ao3

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Title: Bunker Stroll

Artist: @Pumpci / Author: @crowleysmistress

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Ao3

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Title: What If I Held Your Heart

Artist: @amberdreams123 Author: @yohkobennington

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Ao3

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Title: Down The Rabbit Hole

Artist: @xpurdyglambertx / Author: @samanddean76

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Tumblr

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Title: Sleepwalk My Life Away

Artist: @carryonmywaywardsam

Author: NovaNara @imnova

Link to fic: Ao3 / Fanfiction.net || Link to art: Ao3

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Title: Broken Horses

Artist: @masoenart / Author: @timehasa-way

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Ao3

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Title: Samulacra

Artist: @samwinjester / Author: @peanutbutterandbananasandwichs

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Tumblr

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Title: Sorrow

Artist: Avery Edits (YouTube link) / Author: @crowleysmistress

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: YouTube

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Title: On the Ranch

Artist: @jld71 / Author: @amypond45

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Ao3

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Title: Kiss of Protection

Artist: @qwertyuiip-art / Author: @holyfreaks

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Tumblr

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Title: Off To College

Artist: @jld71 / Author: @flanneledfae

Link to fic: Ao3 / Tumblr || Link to art: Tumblr / Ao3

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Title: Bound in Blue

Artist: @MasoenArt / Author: @jdl71

Link to fic: Ao3 | Tumblr || Link to art: Ao3 | Tumblr

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Title: Out of Touch Tuesday

Artist: @kalsoapie / Author: @timehasa-way

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Tumblr

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Title: Sampunzel and other bedtime stories

Artist: @xpurdyglambertx / Author: @entropic-saudade

Link to fic: Ao3 / Link to art: Tumblr

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Title: Accidents Happen

Artist: @jld71 / Author: @fictionallemons

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Ao3

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Title: For Better, For Worse

Artist: @masoenart / Author: @klove0511

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Tumblr / Ao3

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Title: We Live in Hunger

Artist: @evil-pistachio

Author: @carryonmywaywardsam

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Tumblr

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Title: Ran to the Devil (please hide me)

Artist: @qwertyuiip-art

Author: @entropic-saudade

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Tumblr

[incoming-wormhole]

Girls be like "it's my comfort episode" but what it really is is their favourite character having a horrific time

[swjpbang]

For Better, For Worse

Title: For Better, For Worse

Artist: @masoenart

Author: @klove0511

Rating: E

Pairing: Sam Winchester/Rowena Macleod

Fic Summary: No one is really dead until you see their body. That thin hope is what kept her going when the demons left a crater in her life with Sam. But after three years, even she has to admit that finding Sam alive would be a miracle. So who is that familiar figure at the end of her driveway?

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Tumblr / Ao3

[swjpbang]

For Better, For Worse

Title: For Better, For Worse

Artist: @masoenart

Author: @klove0511

Rating: E

Pairing: Sam Winchester/Rowena Macleod

Fic Summary: No one is really dead until you see their body. That thin hope is what kept her going when the demons left a crater in her life with Sam. But after three years, even she has to admit that finding Sam alive would be a miracle. So who is that familiar figure at the end of her driveway?

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Tumblr / Ao3

[masoenart]

For Better, For Worse - Art Post

@klove0511 was kind enough to claim my art during public claims and wait until you read the amazing fic she wrote inspired by it. 💖

I've always wanted to draw a scene where a soldier character returns home and hugs his wife or girlfriend and swings her joyfully in the air hugging each other. Why no make that Samwena? Fic Summary: No one is really dead until you see their body. That thin hope is what kept her going when the demons left a crater in her life with Sam. But after three years, even she has to admit that finding Sam alive would be a miracle. So who is that familiar figure at the end of her driveway?

Link to fic: Ao3 || Link to art: Ao3

[swjpbang]

Bound in Blue

Title: Bound in Blue

Artist: @MasoenArt

Author: @jdl71

Rating: Explicit

Pairing: Sam Winchester/Dean Winchester

Summary: When a hunt and the loss resulting from it hit Sam hard, Dean cares for his brother in an unconventional way.

Link to fic: Ao3 | Tumblr || Link to art: Ao3 | Tumblr

[pheita]

Memo to everybody :

Never be afraid to recycle an idea you had for a WIP you abandoned. Sometimes the idea needs a different set of characters or a different setting.

[indecisive-behaviors]

An addition:

Never be afraid to recycle an idea you had for a project you already completed. Sometimes ideas really are just that good and deserve to be used more than once.

[mytrinketsandknickknacks]

Don't be afraid to use the same recipe to make a new cake

[apolladay]

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

* I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

*The King in Yellow

* The Lottery

* The Masque of the Red Death

* The Monkey’s Paw

* The Most Dangerous Game

* The Nameless City

* The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

* There Will Come Soft Rains

*The Yellow Wallpaper

* The Veldt

* “you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Which notorious English class short story fucked you up the most?

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

The King in Yellow

The Lottery

The Masque of the Red Death

The Monkey’s Paw

The Most Dangerous Game

The Nameless City

The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

There Will Come Soft Rains

The Yellow Wallpaper

The Veldt

“you think those were fucked up? What about [X]!”

Voting ended onApr 30

[it-grrl]

Okay I have things I should be seeing to but I couldn't help myself. In case you, like me, have not read all of these stories and would like to be amongst the lucky 10,000 today:

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison

The King in Yellow by Robert W Chambers*

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson**

The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe

The Monkey's Paw by W.W. Jacobs

The Most Dangerous Game by Richard O'Connell

The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K LeGuin

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The Veldt by Ray Bradbury

Honorable Mention from the comments/reblogs:

All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury

*note: this is actually a collection of short stories and clocks in at about 72k words

**Originally published in the New Yorker in 1948; interestingly, the New Yorker still has this story archived on their website BEHIND A PAYWALL. CAN YOU IMAGINE.

[labvet]

Saw a video today about “why aren’t there more veterinary medical dramas?” A bunch of people in the comments were saying things like “off to write an office style vet med tv show” or “oh a scrubs style show!”

So I would like to add some personal experiences that could make for comedy gold on a show like this:

Excited pig monch to butt/knee cap/boots (see this post)

Surgery/necropsy where something full of liquid that is not blood erupts all over the doc/tech/student (like a giant cyst or abscess)

Bird escaping a kennel and techs having to wander around a dark room with nets trying to catch it OR bird escapes kennel, lands on a tech’s foot and attacks shoe while tech has to carefully scoot across room to get a net to catch the amgry birb

Farm call where a group of amgry geese/swans/turkeys are between vet and patient

Yearling colt doesn’t want vaccines so badly that he bolts from the restrainer by managing to tear the ring the lead rope attaches to off his halter

Absurd hamster death

Vet goes home to visit family farm for holidays and ends up providing impromptu wound care to family horse that did something stupid to get through the night

Sassy bunny steals something out of your hands, runs under something, and growls at you while you’re trying to get it

Being trapped in a room with a client for half an hour trying to get a yes or no on CPR/DNR on a patient (could be side plot of a whole episode)

Tech/student not scrubbed into a surgery freezing in the OR and cuddling with a freshly autoclaved surgical pack for warmth

Rat just hanging out on someone’s shoulder for a whole episode while they go about their duties

Any other ideas?

[anyonewestofbree]

Add zoo medicine to this and you truly cannot conceptualize the levels of chaos that can happen…. I’ve personally been involved in:

Almost drowning self and patient in mud attempting to net a hog

A sedating dart misfire out of the gun directly up into the air and having everybody stand stock still waiting to see where it would fall back down

Having an animal who is “mostly” sedated but has to move quickly, so being told “we’ll throw it on the back of the golf cart, you sit on her and we’ll drive fast”

Watching a supervisor literally up to the elbow manually cleaning out a rhino rectum for an enema, wearing neon orange crocs and saying that they’re better than closed toed shoes because “you can hose ‘em off after”

Techs not communicating they had started intubating so everyone thought the lion was rousing rather than coughing and everyone trying to panic bolt out of the stall

Being told “Be careful if you go into the hospital, I wasn’t paying attention while making diets, so the rehab crow stole and is now flying around with a knife in his mouth”

just to name a few

[followthebluebell]

"heeey, Bluebell? There's a feral cat loose in exam room one..."

"No problem, I'll get him back in his kennel."

[truly absurd amount of crash noises]

"... he has decided NOT to go back to his kennel and I think I'm going to give him a chance to calm down and re-think his decision. :)"

"Hey, does this rash look like ringworm to you?"

[spoiler alert: it's always ringworm]

Human ingenuity displayed via non-conventional cat carriers (kindest way I can say 'someone tried to bring their cat in a fucking plastic bin)

multiple instances of, "oh, don't worry about the blood. It's all mine. :)"

"Sorry I smell like pee. If it's any consolation, none of it is mine. Does that help? I can't tell if that helps. I think it helps."

[klove0511]

If it’s a cat, it is, shockingly, not always ringworm.

Non-carrier cat carriers continued: cardboard box, laundry basket, absurdly large fluffy blanket, and pillow case

Randomly sniffing things in the clinic looking for The Smell and then finally asking a coworker: “Do I smell like anal glands???”

Having a cat who appears to be fully sedated get up and start dashing around the clinic in a mad bid for freedom.

Making two cats vomit because one of them definitely ate something dumb and their sibling was a co-conspirator who *might* have eaten something dumb (he did not). Incidentally, making a cat vomit involves small doses of anesthetic drugs, waiting a bit, and then spinning them until they get dizzy.

Untold numbers of “I’m sorry, they ate *what*?” Weirder when it’s a cat, tbh, but they eat dumb shit too. I saw a sewing needle once on x-ray. It was already in the colon, and the cat was fine. I still don’t know how. Other things I’ve seen ingested by cats: entire mouse toy, gauze square (because it had a drop of wet food on it), socks, lots of hair ties, pistachio shells (stomach full of them), and dental floss that ran the length of the cat—internally