💫kris

Clean since 3/29/15 Stay strong🌙

[the-ogoc]

name the time and place 🌹

[troye-okaye]

Like taYLOR SWIFT.

[troyesbeanie]

touch hot things? like Tyler? so you have the urge to touch Tyler

[troyesivan]

everyone misunderstood this i wasnt calling taylor swift hot (she’s pretty but im very gay) she literally likes touching hot things 

[taylorsmemories]

bringin this back

[faultsgod]

I’m getting “she’s pretty but I’m very gay” printed on a mug

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[stephenraygarza]

not risking it.

[autumntipsy]

Not even scrolling past it

[thoteisha]

I deserve an apology smh

[mylittlesanity]

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

[wnq-writers]

I’m going to love you. You don’t have to love me back. But I’m going to love you with my whole heart. And even if you break my heart, I will always wish the best for you. I’ll love you for me, not for you. Because love is a flower growing in my heart, and if my heart chooses to grow a blue flower for you, I will trust my heart. So I love you. Even if you don’t love me back.

blueemelancholia (via wnq-writers)

[taekenbysurprise]

[fuks]

dory talks in her sleep 

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Nemo’s dad: “Dory says a lot of things in her sleep, okay?”

Dory: [voiceover] “I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass.”

[boomboxbryan-deactivated2022110]

EXCUSE YOU “NEMO’S DAD” YOU MEAN FUCKING MARLON?? HE’S THE MAIN FUCKING CHARACTER IN THE GOD DAMN MOVIE ABOUT THE POWER OF LOVE FOR FAMILY AND YOU CANT REMEMBER HIS FUCKING NAME. NEMO DOESNT DO JACK SHIT EXCSPT GET CAUGHT AS FUCK NEEDING DEAR OLD PAPPA MARLON TO COME RESCUE HIM. RESPECT THE MAN FISH WHO RISKED HIS LIFE FOR TH LOVE OF HIS SON. Eat dicks @captioned-vines

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

First of all, take a shower because there’s probably a reason your URL is neon green piss stream with your infected ass. Second of all, his name was Marlin. Third of all, at least Nemo had a dad who loved him which may not resonate with you all that much. Fuckouttahere. 

[baetology]

Wow.

[sobeitjayt]

bruh yall got the caption folk coming out of character smh

[fried-bologna-and-grape-koolaide]

[softmotherswimming-deactivated2]

This…. Entire post

[onlyblackgirl]

She don’t give no fucks lmaoooooo

[chiefchelsea]

She coulda at least pretended 😭😭

[internetbf-deactivated20211102]

I C O N I C

[instagramscreencaps]

[fierzz]

you know he’s dead

[britneylindsayparis-blog]

This is too good

[lindsaychrist]

i would kill somebody if they did this to me and if i went to court the judge wouldnt convict me because they would probably do the same thing 

[biggiessmalls]

[screamholland-deactivated202003]

thank you for bringing this back

[eatchims-deactivated20180918]

rule number one; always reblog when this is on your dash.

[five-seconds-of-fuckboy-deactiv]

Rule member two: always think about how big Jack Gs dick is

[beverlyhillvibes]

Rule number three 3: let him fuck you any place any time

[supcamerondallas-blog]

reblog forever

[angelmlyons]

Husband

[uhwentz-blog]

Never let this die

[heart-eye-emoj-i]

Dad

[skatexgilinsky]

The best thing Jack Gilinsky has ever done

[skatesslut]

shit

[emotionalmaloley-deactivated201]

Fuuuck

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[hauntedconstellations]

Reblog for this to come true

[fuck-customers]

Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.

The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”

In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.

Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.

[jhenne-bean]

“Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned”

[freshest-tittymilk]

@fleamont can you verify?

[movednowbye-deactivated20221103]

Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.

[freshest-tittymilk]

Y'ALL AIN’T GOT LEMONADE?!?!??

madness…

[kingjaffejoffer]

“we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade“

[thetallblacknerd]

That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence

[blasianxbri]

What the… Lmao

[yosoyleche]

Why is it called lemonade then? 🤔

[fiontan]

@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?

[seascrapes]

IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P

[fiontan]

LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE

[verdytai]

Things heating up in the drink fandom

[fairytalesandimaginings]

I’m pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didn’t seem to be a common brand so I’d ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonade 

[questions-within-questions]

Sprite is a recognised brand here, but it’s not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.

[larena]

This is fucked up.

[tparadox]

Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN

[taiey]

Living? Sensibly?

Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.

[romansnow]

Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.

Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar System’s four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.

The people of Earth are known as “Earthlings” or “Spriteloids” interchangeably (although not to each other).

[elsandifer]

At least in the UK, if you order lemonade you’ll sometimes get Sprite, but if it’s proper it’s a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.

[froborr]

Oh shit, I’ve had gassosa, it’s AMAZING.

[elexuscal]

I just want to say that the whole ‘lemonade and Sprite are interchangeable’ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience

[kingkilling-and-stormlight]

@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!

[bre-e-e-e-deactivated20170219]

@kingkilling-and-stormlight so… what you are all saying is. Lemonade is … not fizzy… in America?

[lierdumoa]

You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy “fresh squeezed lemonade” at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically it’s diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isn’t so overpowering. 

In the south, it’s very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.

[monanotlisa]

In Germany, you’d ask for “Limonade” and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; it’ll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.

[minim-calibre]

As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but can’t remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.

[orcasocks-blog]

Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????

[scuttleboat]

oh wow I hadn’t even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.

[maramcgregor]

This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just … this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? There’s a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You can’t buy it like that from a store. And there’s nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.

[fastphoridae]

Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????

[pandor-pandorkful]

Does this mean a significant portion of the global population don’t know what to do when life hands you lemons?

[fozmeadows]

Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if you’re using it as a mixer, you’re less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:

Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, it’s a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, it’s still going to be premade rather than fresh. 

[jeremiagoeswoah]

OH GOD THAT’S WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.

[ryblogs]

[allnjstn-deactivated20250522]

Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.

[gaycoffeelover]

@cresselian

[meanplastic]

The pepper gives it a kick!

[young-replica]

[earthdad]

here we see that Spongebob may be dominant in bed but he is also caring

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

apps that shut off your music when you open them just how fucking important do you think you are

[thecommonchick]

this should be in all restrooms

[thecommonchick]

OHMYGOD 😂💀