Howdy Folks

[garbuge]

[scythemaster1]

friend who's new in town: hey what's that! *points at coin factory*

me:

[scythemaster1]

them: *points at another, non-coin factory* that one too?

me:

[somecutething]

This rat very happily carrying something!

(via Petzandrats)

[flowergoddess2728]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gingersofficial]

[candiikismet]

Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now.

[rorybbellows]

[janeplease]

Me when I’m having an episode™

[surprisebitch]

[doyouandbequiet]

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[a-rory-borealis]

[pedrob23]

[i-know-the-fiction-of-the-fix]

[iichrissyiil]

[outofcontextbonappetit]

They really wanted to put him specifically on blast

[liberal-memes]

[princessnijireiki]

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

[saxgoddess25]

Oh finally. A real Christian.

[systlin]

Now THIS man’s read the book

[thriceandonce]

@fialleril

[dragon-in-a-fez]

y'all wanna see a photo of my shrimp I'm pretty sure I just caught speaking directly to god

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why tf do y’all keep tagging this “shrimp heaven now”

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

FFFFGBHJVKJFNKGFBJH

[normal-horoscopes]

[normal-horoscopes]

ILLICIT UNDEAD MOSS DEALER

[normal-horoscopes]

MOSS GETCHA MOSS HERE

[fakeboitherottengirl]

[starwarsgraphictee]

Of all the people we should be drug testing it should be the people who have literal stashes of drugs at their work place

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

I HATE THE ONION

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[razxion]

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

[dailypattondoodles]

^^^^

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

He’s wholesome, so why wouldn’t I share this with people?

[blackpyrefly]

Could you talk some shit about Alberta? I've lived here my whole life and I need someone to roast this place to validate me

Never been to Alberta but I will give it a try for you: Flat ass province. Cold as shit. What do you do for fun anyway? Eat grass? Fuck Alberta

[butchflirt]

They don’t even have rats

[redchrominance]

[animationstations]

[catholicamputee]

this was the weirdest movie ever.

[marsup]

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

[slavicafire]

thank you, ancestors, for passing down detailed and cautious instructions on how not to get seduced and stolen away by mischievous female spirits, which I have lovingly transformed into How To Find Me a Wife Real Quick manual