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Noah Kahan

roma★
EXPECTATIONS
art blog(derogatory)

pixel skylines

Love Begins

if i look back, i am lost
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
hello vonnie
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Mike Driver
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

shark vs the universe
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Today's Document

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@l4dyofrevenge
New picrew tag game:
https://picrew.me/image_maker/94097
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Thanks for the tag!
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@yes-definitely-absolutley @elektrashocktherapy @seducemeluver-2 @gayscooter11 @dysfunctionaldyslexic @motherscarf @smol-angry-biromantic and anyone else who wants to!
Is mine too realistic-
@chaotic-gay-times-with-will @panickedpansexualpanda @pansexualemonightmare @misty-120 @blastingoffwithstyle @cocoa-fells @a-fucking-velociraptor @demoniccheese83 @goggleberries @fuckwheresthecoffee @jupiterbab-y @anyone else who sees this
thanks for tagging me!
jajshkdjd I tag anybody who wants to ;v;
@reallyradrat @well-when-lemons-give-you-life
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juThanks for the tag!! <3
@justmescreaming28 @solicitous-lyo @jaskier-royale
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They never have my hair style ;-;
anyways I’ll tag.. @dante1138 @justtrashperson @just-shilaylay @harmonious-honeycomb @lavender-mochi @multi-fandom-remy @starbucks-remy and @ anyone else who wants to do this
Don’t feel pressured to do it though if you don’t want to
mmmyes
im tagging anyone who wants to :)
@hitmewiththatfanart33 @iwillsithereandtrytocontribute @sweetkirbi @lurktress @nerd-in-space and anyone else who wants to!! 💛
@sister-maria-is-here @xxdinodinxx @the-hoely-bleach and anyone else!
Thanks for tagging me!
@crookedspiderversewolffriend @joeymarahart and anyone else who wants to
I think this one floated around another part of Tumblr, so I’ve done it before. But I did go back and add some pizazz.
I won’t tag anyone because I don’t know who’s done it or not, but if you haven’t, go for it.
felt like doing it ฅ'ω'ฅ
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Thanks @soldiers-of-winter @angel-fell-out-of-grace @chloe12373 @yedshof
no demi flag :(
tagging: @outcastedangel @bouncyleg @voodoochille @i-am-the-egg-enby @no-gender-only-soup @justsomebandomtrash @justabsbutler
Tagging: @hecking-homo @adorably-awesome @thatshortdudety @deathofatrenchparade @myanaconda-will-consider1t
If you don’t play bassoon reblog this because it applies to you too
THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE REBLOGGING SAYING THEY DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS MAKES ME HAPPY. NON MUSICIANS SPREAD THIS SHIT. DON’T KNOW WHAT A BASSOON IS? GOOD!
seriously what’s a bassoon???
List of People who could use this:
-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)
- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off
- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.
- Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character
- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis
Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers
goddamnitkastle presents: A thread of Kastle cliches we should have gotten/gotten more of but we were untimely robbed of them and I will probably not get over it any time soon
Source of original post linked here
Romantic cliches are amazing when being used as a culmination of chemistry, rather than being used in place of it.
from the January 2008 Alt Press
This made me cry
I’m in tears
.your kiss is filled with fire.
.it charred my lips and my sense of pride.
.the way we twist and twine.
.Medicine Square Garden.
dere you go
ey
ey you lil shits
lets just talk about this here cookie recipe
this shit
is
the
BOMB
HOLY SHIT
I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING
YES
WONDERFUL
1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN
For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:
Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.
After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.
\o/
salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.
Because I love you all.
reblogging cause i need to save this
A note for those who have trouble measuring butter with a spoon as I do: one cup I am sixteen tablespoons. Butter/margarine bricks are usually a half a cup, so just cut one eighth of that amount
These are really good! And yes, for the love of god, if you have it use white sugar and brown sugar, add just a pinch of salt, and as many chocolate chips as you darn well please. Great with icecream, whipped cream on top, or a tall glass of milk (keep in mind you gotta eat it with a spoon, you can’t dip it in milk)
Super college friendly (trust me)
I made this and it’s super awesome! Bonus things you could add: butterscotch flavoring, cut up KitKats, torn apart Milkyways, and stolen ice cream!
Ohhhh boy kiddos have at it!
Reblogging so I remember to do this
Just made this but am out of chocolate chips so used hot chocolate powder a splash of milk and marshmallows. HEAVANLY
Reblog to save a life
Gotta save this
reblog again cuz this recipe is lifesaving
This adorable proposal.
This is why I LOVE same-sex relationships. Like, who’s gonna propose?? Probably both!!
Lesbians destroying marriage
Nah, lesbians destroying the patriarchy
“So how are your online courses going?”
hearing My Chemical Romance’s Mama for the first time at 12 years old was just so detrimental like it was a fucking massacre a nigh-traumatic event. It the equivalent of a child’s first introduction to literature being Shakespeare or Dumas like sitting them down at age 5 and reading them Lord of the Flies??? It’s like a child asking to try a sip of beer and you give them on on fire shot of greygoose thats layered with other colorful liquors to look like a rainbow. Thats a child they can’t handle it, they can’t conceptualize it they dont have the development or the neurons to understand it and then for the rest of their life their standards are set so high for music that it has a genuine psycho-social effect on them
frank + giggling laughing
WHY ARE YOU ALL POSTING ABOUT WHEAT
GERARD WAY LOVES WHEAT :)
And HOW do you all know this?!
HE TOLD US :)
memeception
WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME
@caesarianconfection
I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this… This is something else.
The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)
“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.
average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics
I was getting a political compass vibe too
tag urself im man door hand hook car gun
This works better than I thought it would.
This was in my senior project
I’m not sorry.
EIGHT MEME COMBO
FATALITY
We have officially created a new language
I just had to do it to em
THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING
M E M E T E N
W o w
You know I had to
I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it
THIRTEEN!?
SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”
well i added my contribution : )
why—
IM SCREAMING
This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.
“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”
One does not simply explain this
Edit:
Another freaking layer!!!
16 motherfucking layers
In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words
I’m not reblogging this because I want to. I’m reblogging this because sometimes you’re a witness to history whether you want to be or not, and you have to embrace that.
gerard has really given us 4 instagram posts in less than 2 weeks.....the first selfie in 2 years.....new music to listen to.....long rambly paragraphs to read......a promise of an upcoming interview............i love a generous king