I Am Gay*

*For public transportation

[theehorsepusssy]

[americanprimitives-deactivated2]

Ground Control to Major Shlong

[lustcannibalism]

ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios

[lanadeldone]

hey hahahaha this thing still on

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

[heedra]

all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”

[fuckaspunk]

[effemimaniac]

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

[effemimaniac]

hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly

[nutellabreakfast]

this is how eve got expelled from Eden

[makel-grax]

I like how bong can mean both penis and that big vertical disk that makes a lot of noise.

[effemimaniac]

that's dong and gong. bong means neither of those things

[willypadilly]

This edible (fruit from the tree of knowledge) ain’t doing shit.

[willypadilly]

I’m naked.

[galladegamer]

get out of the fucking garden

[free-post-store]

$0

[ms-tresser]

I’d buy that for a dollar.

[effemimaniac]

Deal. 🤝

[crabmandible]

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

[crabmandible]

OGAHAGSIGf

[crabmandible]

here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

hi i just wanted to share ops tags from each of these because theyre really Something

[cahzery]

buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.

[sword-and-nightingale]

This is the funniest fucking post on this site.

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[peachdoxie]

Everyone here is dead.

[memesnotwelcome]

[owochimuwu]

You bad bad boy. Where are mommy's nuclear launch codes

[lesbx]

[lesbianralzarek]

do you think they know how much they contributed to online literacy? to the spirit of curiousity? to the idea of doing research yourself instead of always having it laid out in front of you?

[onithelovedemon]

[campyvillain]

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

[shock]

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much

[humoristics]

The thing with statistics - via

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

Numbers don’t lie but people can sure as fuck pick and choose the numbers they give you and phrase things to make them sound like they mean things they don’t

[agentumbls]

learn fucking stats or at least how they can hurt

[karethdreams]

As a wise man once said: There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

[n64thstreet]

Squaring up for the kickoff in NFL Quarterback Club 2000, by Acclaim.

[funnelcloudd]

Incredibly lifelike

[pixelatedfrog-deactivated202009]

He’s squaring up alright

[oneheadtoanother]

[lanadeldone]

there is no fucking way is this may 2022

[wizardshark]

Being nice to someone you don't like is not manipulation btw it's being civil

[asshiieee-deactivated20230801]

Mmm no, this is like seeking validation. Ofc it's best to be nice but if I don't like you or we both dislike eachother, then there's no reason for us to communicate or be around eachother. It's not about being immature, I would much rather not put myself in such a situation.

[carolxdanvers]

Have you ever had a job

[flowerygraves]

wheres your whimsy. wheres your fucking whimsy

[ekftff]

saw this comment on a cricket noise video and felt like something changed in me idk