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molags-balls

big things happening in england

apricops

sentences that are largely recognizable to a medieval peasant

scientifichubris

Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table

cunt-inent

only an autopsy if you're dead... please use the proper name for my vivisection table

schakira

bread-in-the-void

um?

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

sarostheghostcat

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

wafflebloggies

moon day is 20th July!!!

silly-jellyghoty

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

kedreeva

I scheduled this in 2025 to give you all a week to make Moon Day Monday preparations! I think I will order a little rocket cake or bake some moon phase cookies!

dduane

It's coming, cousins. ...This could be as big as March 15th if we made it that way...

gunsandfireandshit

bace-jeleren

lustcannibalism

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

lustcannibalism

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

typecasto

behold, context

toweringclam

64mpg

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

flannelgirlfriend

I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake

todaysbird

GET YELLED AT

photos by carl bergstrom

#birds

drtrinitysantos

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

dizzyhslightlyvoided

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

#storytime #laugh tag

cykelops

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

miraclemaya

living in one of those free use public sex kinda hentai but no one wants to have sex with me so i mostly just stay home and post. i look outside and sigh wistfully at the sight of a woman getting eaten out so hard she somehow cums twice in one moment and then close my blinds so i can focus on cookie clicker

str8aura-no-not-that-one

Charles guiteau

communistrainbowdash

The man who assassinated James Garfield??????

str8aura-no-not-that-one

#laugh tag #history

fishyfutaba

was feeling broadchurchy ^_^

#art #broadchurch

tossawary

I saw that "What Winter Olympics sport would you compete in?" poll, and I didn't vote in it so idk what the results are. But I did see that "a lot of you think curling is way easier than it actually is" comment.

And look, I can ski and I still probably would have picked curling too. I went to a national curling tournament recently with someone who actually does curling; I KNOW how difficult it is to do well and how wildly good pro curlers are at placing those rocks. I do NOT think curling is easy.

It's just the winter sport where people are least likely to break every bone in their body being bad at it. Basically everything else involves sharp skates and hurtling down hills at absurd speeds. Curling is the "you won't DIE if you suck at this" sport.