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An ending, yes,
I must admit,
Rending and ecstatic.
A decade gone
A war long fought
For this world of myth and magic.
Painted, this,
By time and tears
For this world of wrath and flame
But still I find
Despite my fears
Kindness is thy name.
Strength is more
Than choking back
The worst of clenching dark
It’s facing still
The beating heart
And letting end its arc.
Different, now,
Are you and me,
A decade on and weary
A world away
A life between
Tragic, yes, in theory.
But here we stand
Beaten, yes,
But we are not yet broken
An era ends
A weight laid down
The final word was spoken.
Where to now?
The path is gone
The dark is dense and eerie
But any step
That we may take
Will let us see more clearly.
Your heart knows best
So let it go
Wherever it deems bright
For chapters close
And battles end
And expire must this night.
- your love was the sticking point for us all
for them, for it, for us
For @determamfidd, not a goodbye but a stay in touch if you can though our ways have diverged. I haven’t managed to read the last few chapters yet (need to reread the whole behemoth I’m afraid, may take a little while) but I will! I’m sure I’ll fall headfirst right back into the fandom. Maybe I’ll actually finish my story this time lol.
This fellowship of ours got me through some of the worst years of my life, and nothing delights me more than running into them somewhere I never expected. We parted just as the Fellowship did, but we all carry it (and your story) in our hearts just as they did.
Thank you for everything, truly. I’m older and wiser and still learning every day from you. I haven’t written much poetry, lately, so forgive me if I’m rusty.
I’ll always be your Kili. A piece of me shall always be for you.
If you ever need anything, let me know. Even if it’s just another poem. It flows more easily when it’s for my fellowship.
lotr coming after the hobbit is so funny Tolkien was just like fuck ok I gotta think of SOMETHING. wait Ive got it. Bilbos funny invisibility ring he won in a riddle contest is evil now
Like if the sticky hand you got from the dentist turned out to be possessed by the ghost of Musollini, and it could make you levitate, but every time you did, a skinhead got a text with your home address
I suddenly started laughing to myself at a really inappropriate moment while watching Five Armies last night.
o m god
sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely
Sometimes I used to wonder what regular folks were doing during eventful periods in history.
Now I’m living in one and yeah, it turns out the answer is laundry, barely.
It’s okay to exist in a time of historical change doing laundry, barely.
All the kids being so extra during the Chūnin exams and the procters are just like “what the fuck”
this is just what being in middle school is like
it’s back
will this never get explained to me???
what is happening
Explanation:
They are shooting the scene in Desolation of Smaug where Kili and Tauriel are having their first real conversation in the dungeons.
In the scene, they talk about a party happening upstairs (something about the stars, I can’t remember). Legolas is supposed to be seen staring at the two of them in jealousy ‘cause he likes Tauriel.
Orlando, however, chose to make this glorious blooper happen by wearing a party hat and calling them sluts.
https://youtu.be/UXDBRP5HEQA
WAIT, THIS WASN’T A FUNNY EDIT?!
the thing all sherlock holmes adaptations get wrong is making the guy an irredeemable asshole who treats everyone like shit . not only is it not reflective of the original stories they miss that “nice, smart, well mannered dude who snorts coke when he needs to think” is possibly the funniest character ever devised
I feel like the modern equivalent is that guy you think is super well put together until you find out exactly how much red bull he ingests on a regular basis.
Modern Sherlock is that very nice English Professor-seeming guy who you bring a problem and while walking from the door of his office to his desk he starts explaining the entire solution you need
And upon reaching his desk he’s like “Excuse me one moment.” and pulls out one of those huge Monster canisters they legally aren’t allowed to make anymore, cracks the whole thing, chugs it, takes a deep breath, and then nods at you and is like “Alright, and then what you need to do is…”
Imagine how much better the dynamic of bbc sherlock could have been if they did this.
why even modernize it to energy drinks??? coke didn’t go anywhere. we still have coke. energy drinks aren’t NEARLY chaotic enough.
Its is more like you hiring some guy to do private investigation about how your husband maybe cheating on you and Sherlock comes to your house high as fuck. Walks into your living room and without taking a moment to even talk to you or sign any paperwork, he turns around—pupils as big as god—and just says
“Its your best friend Brenda. I’ll email you the invoice.”
and walks right out of your house.
Because when it was written cocaine was legal and even considered healthy and useful by some laypeople, even though doctors knew it wasn’t, and Watson was always trying to stop people from encouraging Sherlock’s addiction because HE KNEW BETTER.
So consider this, Holmes, at 2am, desperately searching the flat for the stashes of NOS cans, only to keep coming up with passive aggressive pamphlets about the dangers of caffeine overdose.
Watson wakes up to a stench like Satan’s ass to find Sherlock sitting by his bed with a re-heated pot of cold brewed Deathwish Coffee that had been hidden in the back of the toilet tank (brewing) for five months. Sherlock is trying to say he’s proud of John’s cleverness in finding most of the stashes, but he’s passed into the fifth dimension and all John gets is a creepy vibrating grin and a sound like a shaken cat.
TLDR, Sherlock did die when he fell off the Falls, but he was so coked up his body didn’t stop moving until like a decade later.
Sherlock as one of those cryptid types the baristas talk about (there’s a post floating around somewhere) who comes in and orders a venti with as many shots as they are legally allowed to add, plus a few more for good measure (and a hefty tip) and then adds energy drink on top of it before chugging the whole thing, to the absolute horror of the cafe staff.
Starbucks Holmes
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Millennial LOTR.
[At Helm's Deep]
Gimli: Spill the tea.
Aragorn: It's hella far.
Gimli: Yeet me, fam.
Gimli: ...
Gimli: Don't tell bae.
Aragorn: I ain't no snitch. [YEET]
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i want a jaynestown kinda thing w/ star trek where they land on a planet and yeah they’re pre-warp and pretty primitive but yeah fuck the prime directive because there’s like a plague there and bones isn’t going to let all those people die so he kinda sneaks the medicine and stuff to them and they leave and kirk is like “ok there’s pretty much no way we’re gonna get away with this so we were never here”
and then like ten years later they’re sent to check on a planet and whoops it’s the same planet that bones helped so kirk is like ok we go in, write a report and stuff, and get out and hope nobody notices us. and they beam down and there’s a giant goddamned temple dedicated to mccoy. paintings and sculptures and shit and it’s kinda crude but still clearly recognizable and they’re standing there in shock staring at this giant fuckin statue of mccoy like holy shit we are in so much trouble and spock just goes “this must be what going mad feels like.”
#jim is really jealous #spock can not even being to PROCESS how many goddamned rules they broke #sulu is just like we gotta go to the planet where I’M a god
“I think they really captured his essence.”
“He looks angry.”
“Yeah that’s kinda what I mean.”
- conversation between chekov and sulu
Then the God of Healing stretched out his hand and said:
“Forsooth! For all the time I have spent on thee, if thou diest now, I shall venture into Hell and drag thee back into life by thy collar.”
“I’m a doctor, not a deity, Jim!”
my blood tests: you’re in perfect health and nothing is wrong
me: *looks at body*
me: you lying little shit.
#og himbo
He and the young Pendragon one day will unite the land of Albion.
stop with all this “man cave” and “she shed” nonsense. Its your evil lair. Embrace it