"So are you a boy or a girl?"
Loki: "Excuse me?"
"Oh, sorry. Man or woman?"
Loki: "I'm a god."
"But, like, what's in your pants?"
Loki: "Divinity."
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"So are you a boy or a girl?"
Loki: "Excuse me?"
"Oh, sorry. Man or woman?"
Loki: "I'm a god."
"But, like, what's in your pants?"
Loki: "Divinity."
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man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends
I want to state, for the record, that “all the avengers would live together in the tower” wasn’t collective headcanon, it was canon. The very last scene of Avengers (2012), the one they left us on, is Tony redesigning the tower, designing a living area for each Avenger. That was, canonically, what was supposed to happen, in canon, and they just changed their minds and decided to… not. For whatever goldarn reason.
GHHFDGJHFDS THATS EVEN FUNNIER WHY IS MARVEL LIKE THIS
Also it was canon for literal decades in the comics. First it was Avengers Mansion which was Tony’s Manhattan family home and then Avengers Tower when Tony built it. At one point Avengers Mansion couldn’t get their trash carried away because in order to operate in the US they had to be an embassy and NYC trash carriers don’t service embassies.
“never had any of them even be friends”
Literally what the fuck are you talking about?
those people are wearing button-downs and suit jackets at their place of employment, after a work party. (Dr. Cho and Maria Hill are both still there.) they’re not depicted as enemies, sure, but this is still pretty firmly in the realm of “coworkers.”
Tony and Bruce canonically hang out. Natasha and Clint are best friends. Steve and Sam are close enough friends that it leads to a comically awkward dynamic that Sam and Bucky don’t get along easily. Steve and Natasha literally have a whole arc of building trust between them and becoming close friends in Winter Soldier and it’s a relationship the movies continue to treat as important to them. If She-Hulk can be considered canon, Steve once told Bruce about the time he lost his virginity over drinks. A lot of the Avengers canonically do live together at the compound for a while and Tony has a moment in CW griping about who’s been pouring coffee grounds down the garbage disposal.
Like yeah, I think some relationships were under-served in the movies, Tony and Steve particularly, but you don’t have to literally live with your co-workers for them to also be friends. If anything what ppl seem to think is missing in these relationships just indicates they’re workaholics who have little in the way of personal lives, not that they aren’t friends.
There’s definitely friendships within the group, but to make Civil War hit you where it hurts, the strongest friendship is supposed to be Steve and Tony, and the writers’ general lack of interest in making those two in particular be well-established high-trust friends with each other just makes it painfully obvious that everyone in the group is friends with one other person in the group at a time, not friends with The Group.
Natasha has the most friendships here, but for the most part the people she’s friends with don’t seem to consider her a bridge to befriending the others. Natasha is friendly with Bruce and Natasha is friends with Clint and Natasha is friends with Steve, but Bruce & Clint, Clint & Steve, and Steve & Bruce don’t even have enough of a dynamic for me to remember what it would be. Clint is friends with Natasha and as far as I can remember that’s the end of his list. Bruce and Tony hang out, sure, but Iron Man 3 makes it a huge joke that Bruce got so bored listening to Tony talk about his PTSD adventures that he fell asleep partway through and Tony is so self-absorbed he didn’t notice no one was listening to him. Thor isn’t really friends with any of them. Sam is only in this movie for 34 seconds. Rhodey doesn’t break 3 minutes.
The chance that the movies have to establish the proof of these people genuinely relying on each other in an interpersonal sense are largely sacrificed for jokes or dramatic tension. To my memory it’s pretty much just the Winter Soldier cast with each other, or Natasha serving as an emotional lodestone for one of the other male characters. The Winter Soldier cast isn’t even really special in that everybody in the Avengers is close with the casts of their own movies and moderately friendly coworkers with everybody else. It’s just that there are more Avengers interacting per film in The Winter Soldier than there were in the other Avenger solo films out at the time.
It gets worse the more comics-canon Avengers get introduced. Wasp and Ant-Man are close with… each other. Vision and Scarlet Witch are close with… each other. Black Panther and Doctor Strange are in the lineup without anyone from their own movies and accordingly they aren’t visibly close with anyone else considered an Avenger. Carol Danvers doesn’t even get a proper Monica Rambeau to be close with until after Avengers: Endgame. And don’t even get me started on Peter Parker!
It’s not surprising that these plot-packed crossover movies struggle to give us the same sense of downtime as the comics, but there’s a lot more they could’ve been doing with their introductions and callbacks demonstrate that these people are close with each other and trust each other, not that they merely can joke around amiably enough while sharing the same adventure.
The thing is Tony and Steve aren’t friends, at any point. The first two Avengers films have conflicts on whether these two can even work together at all. That character dynamic in itself isn’t bad, in fact it had plenty of interesting character focus because different outlooks and morals the two characters and how they go about things in the story.
The problems comes from how the plot ends up focusing so much on the conflict between the character and not much on how the characters friendships pull the group together. Tony and Steve never become friends, they just put their issues aside for the time being. Again, not in itself bad thing, but because so much focus is on these struggling to work together at all mean there little time to show the power of friendship.
Bruce decides to leave earth at the end AoU and how that affects the group as whole is not a discussion that ever had, and for a teammate and friend to banish himself from the planet not to be more of note makes it seem like the Avengers aren’t much as friend as they are a workforce where members can be swapped and filled in.
In Endgame the question is asks if Natasha had any family and nobody knows. We from Hawkeye that Clint know, but nobody else did, Nat has the most connections within the group and nobody bothered to actually get to know her. There are characters that are friendly, even caring and protective, but there is clearly is such a distance between there characters. None of them really know, that weren’t already friends before the Avengers, because the focus is always conflict or the adventure no one has the time to get close.
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what if. thor is a cat person because they remind him of loki. and loki is a dog person because they remind him of thor.
Thor: man of Spiders, why does Mr Barnes posses an animal?
Peter: it's his therapy cat, why?
Thor, confused: why does he require an animal to get therapy?
Peter, laughing: No- no- no, it helps his recovery, she's his emotional support cat, she's there for comfort and to help him-
Thor, cutting him off: interesting, many thanks.
That evening, Thor makes his way through the tower holding a small kitten.
Thor knock on Lokis door: brother, open the door.
Loki, from inside his room: why must I do that?
Thor: I have a gift for you.
Loki, suspicious: why?
Thor: man of spiders informed me of healing animals.
Loki opens the door, Thor stands there with a black kitten and hands it over to them.
Thor: you have seen many horrors, this creature will help you recover.
Loki, now holding the cat: How will thsi help- I don't need this Thor, take it back.
Thor: I cannot, you need it and I was told they help. Farewell brother.
Thor leaves, Loki sits on thier bed holding the small cat who looks up at them.
Loki, holding back tears: I will cherish you forever.
It's so hilarious that MCU!Loki has committed one horrible crime, and yet MCU blames him for everything EXCEPT that one crime.
"He betrayed Odin" - no
"He betrayed Grandmaster/Thanos/Mobius" - no and f u
"He wanted to take over NYC" - no
"He killed his mother" - no and f u #2
"He was a bad king" - no evidence of that either
Etc
But never, NEVER "Loki tried to eradicate his own race".
Which! He DID DO. HE TRIED TO OFF HIS PEOPLE AND HIMSELF OUT OF SPACE-RACISM.
But you can't adress that without recognizing that Odin is an evil mf, and Asgard is a deeply flawed society, so I guess you won't, dear MCU.
Yes, anything to not make Odin look like the evil fuck that he is. It's never mentioned in the MCU that Frigga is a warbride who was taken from her home and forced to marry Odin after Asgard conquered Vanahiem.
The narrative tries to show Thor spending a year dismantling "rebel" groups in Vanahiem and all across the Nine because they jumped at the first sign that Odin didn't have absolute control (the Bifröst breaking), they are not rebels, they're freedom fighters trying to free their realms from under Asgard's thumb (which Thor doesn't think twice about). Guess who was the first person to leave them the fuck alone? Loki when he was disguised as Odin!
And what was Thor doing during that time? Uh, he was busy murdering dragons and Surtur's people on Muspelheim based on a dream/vision and getting away with is with absolutely no consequences. Just as the Jotunar and the Vanir weren't given a voice to demand justice when Asgardians just came into their home worlds and killed people over petty reasons.
Odin conquered all the Nine Realms, got bored with it, discarded Hela like trash when she opposed him (the daughter he raised to be that way) then set the Realms "free", but it's not really freedom when they still have to "stay in line" and answer to you at the end of the day, is it? You wanna know why Odin stepped in immediately when the Jotunar (and no, it's not Frost Giants because they never call themselves that and you can't convince me it's not a racial slur) tried to take Midgard? It wasn't because he was some righteous protector of earth, it was because they wanted to take what he considered him property and territory.
And while on that topic of slurs, they do the same thing with the Dokkalfar, calling them "dark elves" when they never once refer to themselves as such. Very convenient that those two that get these dehumanizing names are the two races Asgard has been recently to war with.
Oh, and as the fucking cherry on top, you wanna know WHY Svartalfheim is called the "dark world" with barren lands? Why nothing lives there anymore? It's because Bor (Odin's father) won the war with Malekith by opening the Bifröst on their realm and destroying everything until the only survivors were those Elves on the spaceships. Does that sound familiar to you?
One of my favorite takes some people present when talking about Loki's character is that he's self-centered/self-absorbed.
Which is an interesting thing to say about a character that spends the first third of T1 looking out for people who don't like him, while ignoring his own discomfort, then spends a chunk of TDW protecting a woman who doesn't like him and who has slapped him across the face, then ends up being the ONLY person taking up the responsibility of restoring a half-destroyed city that Thor left behind to be with his gf, then helps and in fact saves people who didn't gaf about him AND a brother who tortured and left him to die (because Grandmaster WOULD kill him) like 30 minutes ago, a girl who threw bottles at his head, and his former enemy, all without expecting a mere "thanks" in return. Oh, he also spends a good portion of all of his screentime, from T1 to LS, giving people pep talks, and basically being their therapist.
I do find it fascinating how quick people are to call someone who doesn't simply suck up and tolerate the abuse and mistreatment in silence self-centered. Because yeah, he complains about the way he is treated. A lot. Guess why? Because the way he is treated is never changed, and you would rather call him selfish and annoying for not shutting up rather than blame the people who won't stop mistreating him.
And no, mental breakdowns as a result of mistreatment, as well as reactive abuse (and Loki actually does a lot of that, imo) is not an act that proves self-absorption, if you ask me.
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The last word Jace ever spoke was "Fly", begging Vermax to just rise to the sky and take them away, and he died forever staring at the sky.
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what do you think loki would realistically wear on midgard? (like what he would consider casual wear/what he would sleep in)
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Loki's costumes are extremely important to me, and i have been working on my own designs for a while now.
i think Loki's clothes carry a big part of their characterization, which is an excellent writing choice, given his limited screen time in the movies. It's important to note that while maintaining their regal elegance via the layering, and their arrogance by the permanent colour scheme, their outfits still often come off as rebellious and edgy because of the materials used and placed. a bit of effort is required to translate this well-harmonized style into midgardian clothing.
to answer your question, i will go through the most characteristic details of Loki's clothes (or at least the ones they chose for themselves, and as usual, I'll be picky about the series). I will focus on masculine/androgyn clothing, because feminine outfits would deserve their own post.
first and foremost, what makes a Loki outfit is the golden U or V shape on the chest.
in canon, this is swapped to a scarf, or the cleavage of a vest, or a clip on a necktie for more casual wear.
we can steal these useful ideas and add some more.
the second most important thing is the cross lines, either symmetrical or overlapping.
one can go wild on this one.
the next step is the "calla lily" collar, also almost always present.
obvious translation choice is high collars of any kinds, but i am going to demonstrate some varieties.
also, do not forget about the shoulder plates! These give that familiar silhouette of theirs.
in more comfortable outfits, padded shoulders are perfectly enough, but if one wants to dress this brooding prince more fancy, it's okay to add some epaulettes.
last, but not least, Loki's cape or coat. Not a must in comfortable wear, but certainly pretty characteristic otherwise.
give them their trench coats, suits, tailcoats, or even just sweaters tied around their waist!
further items include: silver studs; high black leather boots/dress shoes; zip-ups; and occasionally, fingerless gloves.
there are some other things i noticed, which are good to keep in mind when designing an outfit for Loki. For example, the less layers they wear, the more vulnerable they are: he was the most guarded in Thor1 and in the Avengers, and the least guarded after Frigga's death; he only wore one layer on Sakaar, after Odin's death; and he wore lots of layers at the very end of the Loki series.
another note is that their outfits get more asymmetrical when they get to be themself; when they are in hiding, or just in disguise, or whenever they just really have to behave, they only have one or two asymmetrical bits on their clothes.
Loki, of course, would mostly keep their usual green-black-gold composition, occasionally throwing a bit of silver in there, but i also think they would stay true to their favourite materials: mostly (faux) leather, wool, and dare i say, fur!
also, the undershirt he was wearing under his illusion in the asgardian prison cell was a material alike hemp – i think that's a good start for a sleep-attire, in contrast with the fandom-wide idea of silk pajamas (which always icked me; if Loki wanted to wear silk, they already would have. I hc they just have a beef with the texture, because i do too.)
if i were to give Loki a midgardian wardrobe, I would start with innumerable amount of black leather pants and boots (cunty, edgy, and they always wear them). I'd also give them studded belts and wristbands, a scarf, neckties (not bowties!!) of several colours, zip-up hoodies, leather jackets, and suits. For sleep, i am pretty sure Loki would wear a green polo shirt with trousers, but only if they wouldn't rather sleep in a hoodie.
well, i hope my answer will do it. sorry for the delay and my messy sketches, and have a very nice day<3
I just realized why the dragons in the Game of Thrones universe look like wyverns. Because dragons by definition have four legs and two wings, wyverns have two legs and two wings that function as front legs and don't breath fire. I always thought GRRM had gotten them mixed up and was too far into this to admit his mistake. But it literally just clicked for me. See, in Fire & Blood it's said that dragons are a hybrid between fire wyrms and wyverns that Valyrians created with magic. And these pieces of information just connected in my brain.
They look like wyverns because THEY ARE MUTANT WYVERNS! THEY BRED WYVERNS TO BREATH FIRE!
i started rewatching the loki series because i’m in dire need of more loki in my life but unfortunately doomsday isn’t going to be out for a while, so i must adapt
anyways, i noticed that when mobius is playing lokis “greatest hits”, specifically his invasion of new york, loki seems very uhhhhh how do i word this.. not really proud.. not entirely guilty but he reacts like he’s being shown a part of him that he is deeply ashamed of. he doenst really look at the projection often and he becomes very defensive, saying things like “i don’t have to play this game” while looking at the floor and reminding mobius (and maybe himself..) that he is a god
this behavior kind of indicates to me that he wants to be disconnected from his actions (especially because, as we know, he was manipulated by thanos and the black order) and the violence that ensued in new york, although this desire definitely seems more of an internal conflict because he very much does not want to let down the mask he has that basically says “hey i don’t care that people are hurt because im a god and humans are boring and worthless”
his mind almost pushes down the thoughts of remorse because he’s afraid of being perceived as weak or pathetic because how dare he show any emotion that is not traditionally related to power or dominance because then how will he ever be worthy if he is not perceived as powerful
Odin: Everything has a price. Nothing in life is free.
Baldr: Well, love is free.
Heimdallr: Friendship is free.
Thor: Adventure is free.
Loki: Everything is free is you run fast enough.