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*finally got tumblr* she/they, 22, queer Christian, AUDHD, multifandom, chronically ill, reader

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preparing for the world cup final by watching cheetah girls 2

[drowninginmytbr]

this moment in six of crows is a direct parallel to the story of orpheus and eurydice where instead of orpheus turning around rather than continuing to walk, kaz turns to look at inej because he thinks she’s in danger

in this essay i will-

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just got my copy of A Darker Shore: Letters From Ketterdam in the mail. apologies in advance for the person I'm about to become

[momoscat3748]

“Our true forms would melt your minds…” Some more lords in black artttt!! Hope y’all like it!

[momoscat3748]

MORE BLACK FRIDAY!!! I love John McNamara sm AGGHGAHAGAGAH… I’m totally normal about him guys!

[zavier-is-coolio]

here he is, as promised

please tell me you recognized him marauders era tumblr 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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I was thinking about how NPMD is like Starkid's equivalent of Heather's. Which made me think that Dirty Girl is their equivalent of Dead Girl Walking

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I always forget how naturally anxious and neurotic I am until I have to run errands while unmendicated

[celaeno377]

I hate when people talk about the canon shit, we literally have a dude named hornkus binglefuck dont even start with canon lad nobody fucking cares anymore

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[starcliffenthusiast]

so what is hornkus binglefuck's nickname? horny?

[longlaegs]

Yes

[electricheart]

a little reminder! by annalaura_art

[intothepast9]

we've been calling capitalism late stage capitalism since, like, at least the 1930s. We keep thinking that capitalism has expanded into every facet of life that it can, and that because it relies upon growth, it will therefore inevitably collapse soon. And while I hold out hope for the emergence of socialism, this is a post about the marauders fandom. We keep thinking that this fandom has expanded into any and all possibility that it could occupy, but now it's not just that i'm writing fan fiction about pandora rosier as a christian homeschooler losing her faith and falling in love with lily evans, and that's somehow counts as marauders fan fiction, even though neither of them is a marauder. No, now hornkus binglefuck exists, and there's fan fiction about how he's a hamster who adopted a human form in transfiguration class

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[charmed-rosaries]

i love saying Deo volente (God willing) to things. i use it very generously, like a catholic version of insh'Allah almost. Deo volente it won't rain today. Deo volente my bus will be on time. Deo volente this hallucination won't freak me out. but ☝️

the downside of this is that people confuse it for Deus vult (God wills it), and I'm like noooooo don't associate me with the US Marines !!!!! i'm not even american!!!!! also the Marines are fucking murderers and Deus does not vult that!!!!!!

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I will be using Deus does not vult that! from now on (especially as an american)

[moonyisnotonfire]

Drunk Sirius is Regulus

Drunk Regulus is Sirius

Drunk Remus is James

Drunk James is James squared

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And drunk hornkus binglefuck is an international emergency

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she Windows on my Microsoft until I Excel