local cryptid makes bad decisions

Leo, 23, any pronouns

[lord-cryptid]

name’s Leo Cryptid

post tags will be in order of “personal tags, fandom/relevant tags and tw, then my commentary”

my personal tags are:

- #crypt rb

- #crypt talks

- #crypt art

- #crypt sona

asks and submissions are open if you want to make friends or send an art request

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[talking-fox-actual-deactivated2]

I upset a few people in my intro to western philosophy class with this one.

[missouriangothic]

[furbearingbrick]

[freelyunder]

[novahazard24]

get your medals everyone

[fishermod]

For those who don't remember, here's the lawsuit two years ago where Tumblr (or specifically Automattic) settled with the New York City Commission on Human Rights regarding Tumblr's terribly implemented porn ban targeting LGBTQ folk more than it should. Here's an excerpt detailing what the NYCCHR ordered Tumblr to do:

The settlement gives Tumblr 180 days to hire an expert on sexual orientation and gender identity (SOGI) issues and provide related training to moderators. It must also hire someone with experience in this area as well as expertise in image classification, who will review Tumblr’s moderation algorithms to see if they’re more likely to flag LGBTQ content. As part of an overall review, Tumblr will reexamine 3,000 old cases where a user successfully appealed a takedown, looking for patterns that could indicate bias.

Now, on a totally unrelated note, here's the complaint page for reporting discrimination to the NYCCHR. Completely unrelated to what's going on right now or the rest of this post, I swear.

[lord-cryptid]

"for any reason or not at all"

NOTHING AT ALL IS NOT A REASON, YOU ARE JUST BANNING TRANSFEMMES FOR ACTUALLY /GEN NO FUCKING REASON.

this happens EVERY time we stage a coup for their Shit From Ass updates, they sneakily ban people DIRECTLY after they roll the update back because they are RETALIATING against us because we don't like their horsefuckery.

three accounts of transfem users have already been banned (and maybe more considering), this is transphobic, unfair and morally bankrupt.

[jackiefour]

Okay, so according to this post, @staff says they're listening to us, so...

Sound off, Tumblr! How do you feel about the latest update to the reblog and notes?

Hate it. 👎

Like it. 👍

Voting ended onMar 19

No nuance. Go ahead and reblog the crap out of this.

[lord-cryptid]

I have no idea that anyone is talking abt with the fuckshit notes, cause I turned off auto updates but holy shit, I saw a post detailing what they did to it and??? my brother in moronity, you are shooting a lich, you cannot kill this site in a way that matters, this change will Not Survive The Week

[crispys-records]

Ok I know this is kind of risqué buuuuuut about Cesare and fluids ….what if everything is black and gooey because well….magic and fungus from space …

oh my goodness...

honestly thats kind of funny as hell to imagine. im gonna. try and not say anything too explicit. actually maybe ill just hide it. we're gonna get a little suggestive here.

imagining that his. fluid. is like. black. magical. fungal. gloop. my god its horrifying. something straight out of a horror movie. allen drinks that shit like its water because hes a freak and hes a loser and i hate him

thing where allen pulls away from cesares crotch after a. good time. and cesare's like "jesus christ, you look like you just devoured a night creature." because theres like black goop seeping from allen's mouth and theres some on other parts of his face. and allens like "oh, cool" like guys i think theres bigger issues at hand like why are his fluids BLACK???

or like after allen bites him so hard he draws blood (its a kink thing) he starts mixing cesares blood with his other fluids cause he likes the mix of red and black and cesare tells him to stop doing gross shit. and i agree allen what the fuck is wrong with you

i think his fluids being black fucks weirdly hard. just the gnarliest monster movie type shit. i know allen would eat it up (certified monster movie lover) but im not so sure that cesare himself would. i mean if i was jacking my shit and i looked down and the tar from the pits of hell was in my hands i dont know if id ever jack my shit again.

[jooqlz]

oh no he's pretty

[notgilderoylockhart]

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

[valdevia]

Deadly infections with what has become known as "hatemold" (Jacare rowlii) are on the rise this year. This parasitic black mold is thought to be attracted to individuals who fill their life with hatred towards their fellow humans, weakening their immune system. It has been known to affect people in the TERF community, among other bigots.

[valdevia]

lmao made it real

[lord-cryptid]

[valdevia]

Please apollo don't hit me with the mold I swear I've been good

[lord-cryptid]

pfft didn’t mean it like that Apollo would never, he’s just beating your ass with prophecy

[valdevia]

Deadly infections with what has become known as "hatemold" (Jacare rowlii) are on the rise this year. This parasitic black mold is thought to be attracted to individuals who fill their life with hatred towards their fellow humans, weakening their immune system. It has been known to affect people in the TERF community, among other bigots.

[valdevia]

lmao made it real

[lord-cryptid]

[caspercryptid]

Hey kids here's a piece of actual for real experienced adult advice: don't make songs you like your alarm. Ever. You're gonna Pavlov yourself into hating it or sleep through it and have weird dreams. Don't do that to yourself. Seriously.

[caspercryptid]

I'm glad the notes on this post have turned around from people going "I am the exception I love music I will never die" but some of you have made some truly unhinged choices about what to set your alarm. Why was it the Seinfeld theme in the first place.

[caspercryptid]

Your experiences are not universal but I wish they were. You're adorable. I want your life.

[caspercryptid]

So many people have responded to this tagging "Heat of the Moment" that I almost added a poll to this post to see what PERCENTAGE of this website had had that song as their alarm at some point because whatever percentage it is it is Statistically Significant

[shinelikethunder]

i'm almost afraid of the answer but

how many of you fuckers were at the devil's sacrament

i have had my alarm set to "heat of the moment" at some point

hey, i understood that reference!

i live in blissful ignorance of whatever the fuck this is about

Voting ended onSep 20, 2024

if your answer is "well NOW i'm gonna," pick option 1 but please reconsider your life choices

[phishtickz]

If I ever made a webcomic

[simandthedimbulbv2-0]

so my friend gayattorney is super up with the hype for these people and also loves the AA so I offered to draw some SUPER A+ AU/CROSSOVER

i saw this show a total of half-a-time when i was a very small child so i apologize if anything is… wrong

also, bonus: 

[durbikins]

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

[eggtuna]

what the fuck

[ebsbestlife]

I just….?

[elusiveandincognito]

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

[poisonousquinzel]

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

[clementimetodie]

what the fuck did I just watch

[elgringo300-deactivated20260512]

I felt like this after watching The Lighthouse

[literalee-just-a-guy]

my new favourite movie

[totallytesco]

what did i just watch

[yep-definitely-savers]

I’ve seen this so many times by now and I STILL do not have a single clue what’s happening here.

[yahooo-official]

what did i just witness

[the-red-planet-mars-deactivated]

new life cuts off a part of older life- creation and destruction are the rivals that can only dance when the other dances.

[the-lovely-planet-earth-deactiv]

what did i just witness-

[shawn-spencestar]

Oh my God this is a sign if it appears on your dash reblog it

[the-haiku-bot]

Oh my God this is

a sign if it appears on

your dash reblog it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[valdevia]

Argillosis is a rare autoimmune disorder. The soft tissues of those affected degenerate through saponification, progressively rendering them into a malleable texture similar to clay.

It ultimately leads to infectious complications that may become fatal.