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we're not kids anymore.
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*a sign on the wall says "DON'T FEED THE KOBOLDS"*
Triton Warlock: That feels extremely racist.
NPC: No. I hear if you feed a kobold, they won't leave.
Dragonborn Barbarian: Can confirm.
Kobold Rogue: *pops out of Barbarian's backpack* Yeah! Barbarian fed me seven years ago. Good luck getting rid of me, bitches!
I really feel this.
Or maybe...
when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao
Transylvania approved defense. I know Dracula was SHAKING in fear when he tried climbing through my window that night.
dissertation writing advice
@chaotic-archaeologist
I do this for my creative writing too. It's saved my life a couple of times
Settle a bet.
Who wins in a fight?
Kronk
Gaston
soooo true bestie
You invented a machine. Paper bills get dropped in, seeds dispense from the top. The local crows quickly discovered the wondrous vending machine and youve been getting an easy 500 a week in passive income. The police haven’t caught on yet, but today there was 500k in the machine.
Why does this sound like it would work?
Because it does. It just causes adverse incentives where the corvids (and some other birds) will attack people for money.
So if that works, could you train them to pick up litter and put it in a thing for seeds?
Yes, but once again: then they will sometimes start attacking humans for it.
god forbid corvids do anything
elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus
I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X
OH SON OF A BITCH
I haven't been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby
imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora
you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he’s on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out
I said what I said!
an-eighth-of-faith submitted: My aunt’s wizard lizard. You know what to do. (P.s. I love you very much)
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
…you know what to do.
you know what to do
it keeps getting better
Let's have the conversation about UBI.
Let the actual data and facts end the bad faith arguments.
I was a participant of the now cancelled UBI pilot in Ontario Canada. I was happier, safer, was able to move and work at better jobs.
And oops there it is. Better jobs.
Better jobs
It's a class barrier. They need a poverty class to function
#people being able to leave jobs that maltreat them is a threat to capitalism
Being able to force every last job in existence to make itself sufficiently respectful, acceptable, and worthwhile to the worker that someone will choose to do it when NOT goaded by the threat of starvation is probably both the greatest positive effect UBI would accomplish AND the real reason it faces so much opposition.
#people being able to leave jobs that maltreat them is a threat to capitalism
So Prismo got recast in the Fionna and Cake show cuz Kumail Nanjiani's agents didn't let him know the crew was trying to get him back to reprise the role
I remember back in 2011 there was a little flap caused when Weird Al put out his song “Perform This Way” for free online because Lady Gaga had denied permission to put it on his album (permission he never needed, but always got anyway). He’d been asked to supply not just lyrics but a recorded version before being denied, hence putting it out online. Fans of both artists were surprised and upset by this news.
One Weird Al fan who was massively surprised by all this was Stefani Germanotta, better known as Lady Gaga. It turns out that her manager had been the one handling the situation and never actually played the song for her. She quickly OK’ed it, and the song was still the lead-off single for the Alpocalypse.
And just makes me wonder how many of these “we actually asked but your team said no without consulting you” things happen.
@ the terrified old couple that had to pass me, holding disembodied mannequin arms, to get in the mall : Sorry
@ THE EXTREMELY EXCITED MILLENIAL WJO RAN UP TO ME AND WENT “ID ASK IF YOU NEED A HAND BUT IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE ENOUGH” : THANK YOU
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My butch and I are both lesbians. We are, neither of us, men.
But I call him my boyfriend. I call him my boytoy, my boy, sir, Mr., guy. Cause this language makes him happy. It supports his gender and expression, and it makes him happy.
Butches of all flavors and types have been using he/him pronouns and masculine language forever. Butches have been called boy, guy, boyfriend. Butches have used "traditionally masculine" names like Mitch, Ed, Mac, Joe.
Cause guess what?
Language is fake! It's all made up! If it makes you happy, use it! Wanna call yourself "boy," even if you're not a man? Do it! Wanna be called "boyfriend," even if you're not a guy? Go for it!
official anti terf post
