Time In A Bottle

A blog I’ve had since I was probably 14

[vee-dmsr]

[inthesensethat]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[snippit-crickit]

gordon behaviour ive been thinking about the og vid all day so i animated it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

They’re more deserving of the uniform than most generals.

[mens-rights-activia]

Heroes

[memewhore]

Society couldn’t function without them.

[kaijutegu]

Society really couldn’t function without them. Anthropologist Robin Nagel did this fabulous ethnography of NYC sanitation workers called Picking Up where she actually became a sanitation worker herself. In NYC alone, there’s fewer than 10,000 sanitation workers dealing with a daily load of about 11,000 tons of garbage and 2,000 tons of recycling. It’s a more dangerous profession than firefighting or police work (cops and fire aren’t even in the top ten most dangerous jobs in the US), and if the sanitation workers aren’t able to do their jobs, cities become unlivable overnight.

(Also you should read that Robin Nagel book, it’s really fascinating. Even if you don’t live in a city, it’s a great read.)

[enriquemzn262]

[transgenderer]

what the fuck

[argumate]

sweet, might base an agricultural civilisation on this river, hope it behaves itself

[theaudientvoid]

[argumate]

might just fuck around and find out

[andmaybegayer]

Diversity win! This river has ADHD

[kragehund-est]

did you memorize the 5 species of salmon in the pacific-northwest using a mnemonic on your hand? or do i gotta teach you?

[kragehund-est]

ok listen up, i'm only gonna say this once:

PINKY is PINK SALMON (self explanatory)

RING FINGER is SILVER SALMON (like a silver wedding ring)

MIDDLE FINGER is KING SALMON (longest finger is the king)

INDEX FINGER is SOCKEYE SALMON (because when you point, you can jab someone in the eye)

THUMB is CHUM SALMON (because it rhymes

good, now that we've cleared that up, go forth and conquer.

[successionsunday]

november vibe

[pissvortex]

minneapolis is an insane city. a man on the street asking for change assumed i was a lesbian completely unprompted

[pissvortex]

and what the hell kind of a strip club advertisement is this

[eternal-fractal]

imagine you get a job there and you come out the next day to see someone painting a 4 on the sign

[guerrillatech]

[simariethehawk]

and hilariously that is not why it is called that.

It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky.

We lucked right into that one....

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places

[team-bear-arms-deactivated20220]

Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be

[the-tired-tenor]

Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

I've seen this post before but it only just occurred to me that there might be some sort of underlying reason that "places where bears are" and "places where people name stars after bears" overlap.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

Reblogging for that last comment.

[marshallmigraine]

I think I can say my goodbyes now I’ve made the funniest joke possible

[anonymous-nicholas]

[itstimetomotivate]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[non-existent-1895]

Target audience

[kosmogrl]

[cheese24k]

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

[arewefadingout-deactivated20170]

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

[mandopony]

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

[sylfire-deactivated20181203]

May you never be forgotten, magical forest accordion man

[xenobium-deactivated20180227]

He’s playing the Lost Woods song from Zelda that’s the important part

[tygermama]

Thank you for making real life a little more surreal

[stinkypantsthe1st]

Everytime I see this it always make my day a thousand times better

[ankle-beez]

[brandb]