hey quick question would you have gone with me to the end? to the very fires of mordor?
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hey quick question would you have gone with me to the end? to the very fires of mordor?
Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight
Guy & Brad Gilchrist, 1984
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if you’ve never played a pokémon game you’re missing out on the insane things npcs will say to you unprompted. like you’ll be walking down a path and a total stranger will see you and immediately run up to you and trap you in place and say something like ‘the divorce is getting rough but me and my pokémon are getting tough!’ and then start a battle and after you beat their single rat they’ll be like ‘i wasn’t worthy of her…’ or something
hope this explains it
it does and I hate it, thank you
important update
we finally all know what the prophets meant by “the years start coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming”
adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision. On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me. i know that fucker’s weaknesses. i could totally take me in a fight.”
frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive
the monsterfucker website has yet to let me down
online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches
Tranch
Tranch
im sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and i dont expect either of you to return
mr migraine. my me a grain
make it the hurtest of my stupid brain
Comments did not disappoint
I’m never going to leave this website
weird vibes aren't exactly rare at an antique mall but this one stall w/haunted energy had a sign with phrasing that has been stuck in my head for days lol
GIRLY STUFF FOR THE DAMSEL
BITS OF GLAMOUR FOR MADEMOISELLE
Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?
!cursedoak
did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest
the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"
shouldve called his ass hilarious
"At that time they say that the Emperor Honorius in Ravenna received the message from one of the eunuchs, evidently a keeper of the poultry, that Rome had perished. And he cried out and said, 'And yet it has just eaten from my hands!' For he had a very large cock, Rome by name; and the eunuch comprehending his words said that it was the city of Rome which had perished at the hands of Alaric, and the emperor with a sigh of relief answered quickly: 'But I thought that my fowl Rome had perished.' So great, they say, was the folly with which this emperor was possessed." —Procopius, The Vandalic War (III.2.25–26)
He had a what?!?!
Some other art I’ve done the last few days as well as my end of an art trade with RoyalPrat on Bluesky !
I’ll be getting my commissions info updated and posted soon if anyone is interested! In the meantime feel free to shoot me a message if you’re interested!
i’m online and ready to look at a picture!
why dont you look at THIS picture
shit that’s a good one
I’m alive and I still draw I sWEAR
reopening my commissions actively so shoot me a message if you’re interested ✌️
(Above image done for RoyalPrat on Bluesky)
Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.
BOTH I MEANT
BOTH