It says Internet Jester on my CV

Hi! I'm Rach, 24, bi, fly, and ready to mcfreakin die! I've been here too long and it's delta airlines

[everythingstarstuff]

[realitymonster]

Forever delighted by this.

[animentality]

[writingdose]

fanfic writers who type their works directly onto ao3 instead of copy-and-pasting from elsewhere have no fear. fear fears them.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[brattylikestoeat]

[queenqueso]

[narwhalsarefalling]

just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

[narwhalsarefalling]

in my defense:

and:

its very hard to tell for someone who only kind-of reads Japanese and just saw the component for "sake flask" (酉) and, rightfully assumed, that the bottle that said sake was probably sake.

[squirrelstone]

No no, you don’t get to hide this in the tags

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Summary: no one involved was drinking sake.

[beardedmrbean]

Congratulations on the cat

[morganbritton132]

I really just like the concept of Eddie being Steve and Robin's boss. I think about it all the time and it's funny every goddamn time.

They do not respect his authority at all. They're asking him when he became the authority? They're asking, "What happened to fighting the system, man? You sold out."

They're calling him a corporate shill now.

Eddie needs to lay down.

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[fellkyd]

My son. Look at my son.

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[dogpuppy]

[minmos]

this reddit post isgoing to make me cry literally let's bask in the sun

[dogpuppy]