The Assiest of Butts @magicpooloftittysprinkles-blog - Tumblr Blog

fun studying tip: if you’re a procrastinator, play tom jones’s “what’s new pussycat” on repeat while writing your papers and do not turn it off until you are finished, it will motivate you to finish that essay as quickly as possible

riverboatfrogs-deactivated20181

make sure to throw one “it’s not unusual” in the middle while u take ur quick snack break

strangesmallbard

salad, or as i call it, expensive leaf nonsense

damianmcgintleman

satanfictive-old

Nice legs. Daisy dukes. Makes a man go. There he goes. He’s gone.

euph-emism

French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year - American Friend: THOUSAND? French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

horn-for-life

littlekingtrashboy

WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

#that would get one maybe two textbooks here #wtf

zatannazatarstiel

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

ogress

Sexism doesn’t exist in comics

in case you don’t know, Gail Simone wrote Deadpool

in fact she relaunched Deadpool

sideraclara

do u ever feel like ur pulling an academic icarus flying too close to your deadlines on wings of deeply flawed time management

kisu-no-hi

Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created

aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated

Did you mean: PARENTS

darcydecapitatesshrubbery

When your youngest sister runs off with Mr. Wickham

fenriss

@softlyfrank

armandyke

“do you have a boyfriend yet?”

“when are you gonna get a job?”

“what are you gonna do with your life?”

foryourhell

trapcard

one of the worst things about having mental disorders and dating is the constant fear of your significant other giving up on you. like its this lingering cloud of “how long can they deal with my crazy ass”

farorez-deactivated20201017

cnoonr-deactivated20170211

this is astounding. it’s the polar opposite of what rick roll is, and yet you still feel rick roll’d because you ended up with something that you didn’t expect and are slightly frustrated by. truly a great twist on a classic meme, we have reached full meta-meme with this.