Martini Original

[mahrrtini]

[mahrrtini]

[mahrrtini]

When I wake up from a nap after only one hour

Me: no no no, we can do better than that

Me: [ goes back to sleep ]

[thegoodvybe]

[mahrrtini]

Beetlejuice... Beetlejuice... 

[nourepinephrine]

They can’t say no to me 😊

[danisnotofire]

“how much coffee do you drink?”

“oh, not much,” i say, taking a sip of coffee. my hands are shaking. i haven’t slept in 3 days. i can hear colors

[kushnstyle]

[thegoodvybe]

[thechosenjuan]

[fightmeinthepurplerain-deactiva]

Dragon Ball is a national treasure.

[hell-homer]

[plasticpunx]

relationship goals

[rejecters]

[golgibodies]

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

[mahrrtini]

[mahrrtini]

[mahrrtini]

[mahrrtini]