I like tetris and bees alot

there are many and they are delightful

[skarchomp]

girls when they're hungry and it's a picture of like a gun or something. i don't know i haven't had lunch yet.

[crossroadsbishounen]

[shikiimisaki]

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[theonion]

[marbirds]

peace and love on planet earth

[imjustexistingtbh]

let’s bonk with mama

[spacemancharisma]

a spiritual successor to “is there cannibalism in hannibal?”, my new favorite comment on does the dog die, found in the entry for Cronenberg’s Crash:

[thekidsfromyestergay]

Tumblr 2015: omsqueeeeee *ovaries exploding*

Tumblr 2025: OUGHHH MY PENITS EXPLODED

[ashbelero]

On account of the gender transition

[transhuman-priestess]

On account of the gender transition

[s]

where is the superb owl

I want to see him

[fit-loki]

[fernicenty]

a star of the ocean ✨🦭

[transfemme-shelterdog]

Man, I sure wish I had some bait to catch some fish

The trustworthy worm:

[theonion]

Warning that any attempt to spend time inside a personal residence constituted hostile interference with federal operations, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials announced Thursday that being in the privacy of one’s own home would now be deemed an obstruction of justice. “When an individual enters their residence, conceals themselves behind a closed door, and attempts to go about their everyday life, they are willfully impeding the important work of law enforcement officers and engaging in domestic terrorism,” said Department of Homeland Security spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin, adding that the agency had updated internal guidelines to classify such aggressive forms of noncompliance as standing around in one’s kitchen, asking why agents are there, or harboring loved ones around a dinner table as Class D felonies.

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[clementine-kesh]

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

[nikomedes]

[darkaviarymc]

Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.

[mikkeneko]

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

[mynameisrocks]

[phillip-bankss]

ko-fi req: “I would like to request Vegeta eating an order of Blazin hot wings at Buffalo Wild Wings because he heard that Kakarot can easily eat them but hes clearly having trouble eating them but he wont stop because of his Saiyan pride and has this really intensely angry face”

[velociraptrix]

women in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades, and mischief)

[pngblog]