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@margomeleon
it’s funny because those are basically the lyrics anyway
original gifs : x and x
THIS IS IT
THIS IS THE ONLY VERSION OF THIS GIF THAT I WILL ACCEPT
i cant even begin to describe how perfect this is
fucking christ
OH MY GOD THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED
I mean the lyrics are literally
Why so silent, good monsieurs? Did you think that I had left you for good?
just
@pinkedalink
poppybottle:
Luke Skywalker running away but leaving a map like
spock is becoming self aware
me: [cleans glasses] [puts them back on]
glasses: [are dirtier than before]
me: what the fukc
shut the fuck up brock
HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH
i laugh whenever people make mr. darcy out to be the ultimate heartthrob, because let me remind you this man’s talents amount to gushing about his little sister when literally no one asked, not socializing at parties, insulting the people he likes as well as their loved ones, probably saying “thank you” to the bus driver (that one’s good, at least), randomly jumping into lakes whenever he’s in a particularly angsty mood, sulking in the background while his one friend socializes with someone else, ruining his and everyone else’s personal relationships, and making what should go down in history as the Worst Marriage Proposal Ever™
do you understand how great this scene is it doesn’t even need editing
I’m green lantern
tony: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
rhodey: tony plz
tony: ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
rhodey: *sighs*
rhodey: ᕕ(ಠ_ಠ)ᕗ
i feel like Bucky Barnes is someone that will buy things in advance just so that he can use them to make a joke at some point in the future
Sam asks him to bring him some food, Bucky’s like “sure thing man, i got you” and comes back with a birdfeeder he bought 2 weeks prior
T'Challa comes over for movie night and it’s really late so Bucky’s like “Hey man, just crash here, we got a spare bed it’s chill” and then brings out a cat bed that he bought a month ago
It’s Steve’s birthday and he spends the night covering everything they own in Star Spangled Banner wrapping paper that he bought the moment he discovered it existed
and everyone but Steve struggles to match this Bucky with the first impression they got of him ie, TWS, but Steve knows Bucky has been a little shit since he knew how to talk
this is the best thing i’ve ever made
This is hands down one of my favorite gif sets on this site.
The holy trinity
I wanted to do some pinup inspired Pokemon trainer pics. Here’s Bulbasaur.
Alfred: Master Bruce, you can’t adopt Barry. He is a 25-year-old man
Bruce:
incorrect star wars quotes
Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And here's why.
Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.
But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.
While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.
He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry the princess because he’s in love.
No. Other. Reason. He rides in and is just like, “I met the girl I’m going to marry. Now I’ve got a birthday party to be at. Bye Dad.”
Now how much do you think his dad weighs? That short fat little man? Probably pretty heavy.Not a problem for Prince Philip.
And then he gets jumped by goblins, both hands tied behind his back
But that’s not enough to stop Prince Philip.Oh no.
He breaks his hands free and starts chucking goblins.
Look at that face. That face. The “BITCH JUST YOU WAIT” face. He may be tied down by a dozen goblins but he’s not gonna take no shit from this witch.
In fact, he’s so strong, she ends up keeping him chained to the wall, but he still fights back.
Now when he finally does get free–
He’s ready to go into battle UNARMED. He don’t need no shield or sword, he’s going to go punch Maleficent’s face in with his fist. If Flora didn’t stop him, he probably would have, too.
Backed up against a cliff edge, nowhere to go. Fighting off goblins. But there’s so many and just one Philip.
NBD I’LL JUST JUMP AND SLIDE DOWN THE ROCK PILE IN MY SKIN-TIGHT TIGHTS.
Gate closing?
who gives a fuck? certainly not prince philip.
Lighting hitting rocks around me?
NBD BRO
Giant forest of thorns?
Bitch, get out of my way. I’ve got a princess to save.
Giant dragon of hell?
CHARGE HEAD ON.
Fire? Dragon? Burning dry twigs? No. Fucking. Problem.
Just smack that bitch on the nose.
Sheer cliff face? Fire burning behind me? Back to a wall?
Calm down guys, I got this.
I’LL JUST FUCKING SCALE IT ONE-HANDED.
And fight the bloody beast from 500 feet high, with literally nothing to save me if I fall.
Lose the shield off the cliff?
JUST STAND THERE AND SMILE ‘CAUSE I’VE GOT A FUCKING MAGIC SWORD THAT’S GOING THROUGH YOUR HEART BITCH.
Just chuck it. Straight through.
Then jump out of the way…
And survive. That’s what happens to bitches who mess with the woman I love.
Get the horse.
Get the girl.
EXPLAIN NOTHING.
that’s how he EARNED his happily ever after.
Srsly. The most bad. ass. prince. disney ever wrote.
I 1,000% never thought of it from this point of view before and am now screaming Too Hot, Hot Damn, Made that dragon wanna retire man.
“EXPLAIN NOTHING”
