Brie Is So Tired.

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[marukissnack]

HOI! It’s Brie!

Writer | VTuber | Occasional Art

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Monophobia - RotTMNT

[Fic Link]

Leonardo should be dead. Why isn’t he dead? He fought for over twenty years in an unfair war. Lost his family, his friends, everything he had ever loved. Sent his protégé to the past to fix his own mistakes, and prevent another world’s end. Felt the heat of The Krang’s lasers scorching his skin…

So why is he now being used as a jungle gym for four rambunctious children?! And smaller versions of his own brothers, no less?

Guess “Uncle Green’s” story is not yet finished.

[Ao3 summary]

(F!)Leonardo- & (P!)Splinter-centric; heavy focus on emotional trauma & mental health exploration, with fluff & comfort in the form of child growth & family dynamics/silliness.

General tag - #tmnt monophobia au

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"My Turtles” AU - Fan Iteration

[COMING SOON]

Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, & Raphael Hamato don’t know much about their mutation day; why it happened, how it happened...They’re told they were originally pets of Yoshi Hamato’s little sister Miwa, who passed away 12 years prior. Yoshi doesn’t like to talk about back then, making excuses or leaving out details, but apparently they have lived with their “uncle” ever since.

Yoshi teaches them ninjutsu, too, at the dojo that’s been passed down the Hamato line since their Great-Great-Grandfather opened its doors. They’re not sure why they’re learning --Yoshi’s avoiding that answer, too-- but it’s fun, so who cares?

But what’s the point in knowing super cool martial arts skills if you never get to go out and use them?? NYC is full of crime, so maybe it’s about time these mutant ninja turtle teens put their training to good use!

[Concept]

Official Reference Sheets:

Donatello | Leonardo | Michelangelo | Raphael | April | Yoshi

PLEASE NOTE: This fan iteration will have an overall darker tone. However, all topics, events, experiences, etc. will be canon-typical. As an example, the closest canon iteration would likely be 2012. If you are curious/worried about a specific trigger, please do not hesitate to send an ask. Otherwise, please understand that by reading my iteration you are doing so at your own risk, just as you would by consuming an official piece of TMNT media.🐢💜💙🧡❤️

General Tag - #my turtles au Art Tag - #my turtles au art

Content: Turtle Tot Mikey & Leatherhead

Writing/Fic updates - #my turtles au fic

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More AUs TBA

[correctopinionhaver]

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

[silly-activites]

THE ORIGINAL??

[dduane]

(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

[browniejeane]

always gotta reblog the ‘breasted boobily’ post

[thuriweaver]

[malama-art]

faito dayo!!!!!

[dogpuppy]

[irishironclad]

With it being holiday season I wanna remind everyone that the Christian commandment of honouring your mother and father does not and never has meant forcing yourself to interact with and play nice with abusers or people who harm your mental health.

[lesbian-separatist]

If this commandment wasn't specifically about tolerating abuse from your elders they wouldn't have put it in The Book.

The Book Is Bad.

Find A New Book.

[irishironclad]

The commandment is not about that, its about loving your parents.

Also

Ireland was never colonized by Rome and was Catholic before the Anglo-Normans or anyone else invaded. Catholicsm is a fundamental part of Irish culture and identity. You lack basic knowledge of this subject.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

What never seems to get mentioned or acknowledged in these gottchas (of either the 'Bible bad' or 'I can do whatever I want to my kids' varieties) is that the next—literally the very next verse (Ephesians 6:4)—is "Parents, do not provoke [parorgizete: anger/degrade/demean/push the buttons of] your children, but bring them up in the discipline [paideia: training, correction, education] and instruction [nouthesia: verbal instruction/warning/admonition/encouragement] of the Lord."

The issue is not that scripture promotes or permits abuse and neglect, it's that abusive parents who try to justify themselves using religion see a big flashing "DON'T ABUSE YOUR KIDS, ASSHOLE" sign attached to the bit about children loving their parents and go

[sherlocking-out-loud]

for anyone in the UK, needing to access discord and unable or unwilling to provide an ID:

[pokemonheartgold]

cannot vouch for this personally but copyable vers for anyone who needs it:

Object.values(webpackChunkdiscord_app.push([[Symbol()],{},r=>r.c])).find(x => x?.exports?.default?._proto_?.getCurrentUser).exports.default.getCurrentUser().ageVerificationStatus = 3;

[i-add-sources]

Tested this with a VPN set to the uk and turning a channel in my personal test-discord nsfw. Before code:

CTRL+SHIFT+i does not initially work, you need to turn on developer tools:

How to Open the Discord Console

In this guide, you'll learn how to open the Discord console (also known as the developer console), use it, and why is it not opening.

^the article does use the wrong quotes, use this: "DANGEROUS_ENABLE_DEVTOOLS_ONLY_ENABLE_IF_YOU_KNOW_WHAT_YOURE_DOING": true

Paste this above "ChromiumSwitches":

Then go to console, type "allow pasting", press enter, and paste the below text (@pokemonheartgold used one _ too litle on either side):

Object.values(webpackChunkdiscord_app.push([[Symbol()],{},r=>r.c])).find(x=>x?.exports?.default?.__proto__?.getCurrentUser).exports.default.getCurrentUser().ageVerificationStatus = 3;

Click away from the channel, back into it, press continue, voila:

^as you can see it took a few tries to get the code right

Close devtools, possibly remove the line of code from settings.json again, done!

This is correct.

[penandinkprincess]

"cooking with heat is the breakthrough technology" is a phrase that made me fucking CACKLE

[weirdreindeer]

[lydiardbell]

[robbie-is-a-bug]

“Are you saying that Jesus isn’t fully man” he’s literally not. He’s half deity. Why did you word it like that?

[creature-wizard]

“Jesus was fully human and fully divine” is conventionally accepted doctrine. It’s called the hypostatic union. It’s in the Athanasian creed.

[mcgravin]

Sounds like wormnoodless is recapitulating Eutychianism (Christ exists in one nature and of two), which was rejected by the Fourth Ecumenical Council in 451, instead adopting Dyophysitism (Jesus Christ is one person of one substance and one hypostasis, with two distinct, inseparable natures: divine and human), which is still the main belief of most major denominations.

Sorry, wormnoodless, you’re a heretic.

@apocrypals, do I have it (mostly) right?

[apocrypals]

Correct

Anything other than “fully God, fully man” is heretical

[squidspawn]

#sometimes the nature of tumblr is that someone accidentally reinvents the great schism (1054) all over again

[cheetochild989]

yeah we tend to do that sometimes

[fma-facts]

Happy Meat Day everyone!

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[watercolormagicalgirl]

[uhuh100]

up next, the triangle.

we know what hole that goes in, right?

[uhuh100]

that's right, the square hole!

[wickedcriminal]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: Customer service wants video proof that my rice cooker is giving electric shocks

[phuijl]

[maythray]

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

[maythray]

im gonna say it now so everyone in my notes stops arguing over this. meatballs menu is three dots side-by-side. kebab menu is three dots up and down. bento menu is an array of 9 dots in a square shape. hamburger menu is three lines horizontally. Yes there are others but none of them are nearly as prevalent so i dont care enough to list them. goot bye

[gauntletqueen]

Literally what they're called btw this post isn't a bit

[ailurinae]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

Computer programmers are perpetually famished

[squiddemons-deactivated20210324]

happy electric feel friday

[calder]

happy electric feel friday

[run-of-the-milf]

I highly recommend watching this testimony from Aliya Rahman, the disabled woman who was dragged out of her car and kidnapped by ICE on her way to a doctor appointment in Minneapolis a few weeks ago.

Truly my worst nightmare.

[liitohauki]

Transcript of Aliya Rahman's speech:

Thank you members, for taking the time to be here today, and thank you staff for making this happen.

My name is Aliya Rahman, and I am a resident of South Minneapolis. I am a Bangladeshi American born in Northern Wisconsin. And I’m a disabled person with autism and a traumatic brain injury.

Not all autistic brains do this, but mine fixates on sounds, numbers, and patterns. And while what the world saw happen to me exactly three weeks ago today on video was a terrible violation it is still nothing compared to the horrific practices I saw inside the Whipple center.

So I am here today with a duty to the people who have not had the privilege of coming home, and I offer this data because these practices must end now.

On January 13th on the way to my 39th appointment at Hennepin County’s traumatic brain injury center, I encountered a traffic jam caused by ICE vehicles and no signs indicating how to get around it. I had not wanted to pull in to a blocked, chaotic intersection, but verbally agreed to do so and rolled down my window after an agent yelled, “Move! I will break your f-ing window!”

His first instruction.

Agents on all sides of my vehicle yelled conflicting threats and instructions that I could not process while watching for pedestrians.

Then, the glass of the passenger side window flew across my face.

I yelled, “I’m disabled!” at the hands grabbing at me and an agent said, “Too late.”

I felt immersed in a pattern, and I thought of Jenoah Donald, an autistic black man killed by the police during a traffic stop in 2021.

I remembered mister Silverio Villegas González, who was killed by ICE in his vehicle last year.

An agent pulled a large combat knife in front of my face, which I thought was for cutting me, and later learned was used to cut off my seat belt. Shooting pain went through my head, neck, and wrists when I hit the ground face first and people leaned on my back.

I felt the pattern, and I thought of mister George Floyd, who was killed four blocks away.

I was carried face down through the street by my cuffed arms and legs while yelling that I had a brain injury and was disabled. I now cannot lift my arms normally.

I was never asked for ID.

Never told I was under arrest.

Never read my rights.

And never charged with a crime.

Approaching the Whipple center, I saw black and brown bodies shackled together, chained together, being marched by yelling agents outdoors. I continued to hear the word “bodies”, because that is how agents referred to us:

“We’re bringing in a body.”

“They’re bringing in bodies 7, 8 at a time, where do I put ‘em?”

“We can’t use that room, there’s already a body in there.”

You have no reason to believe you will make it out alive if you’re already being called a body.

Agents repeatedly had to stop and ask how to do tasks. I received no medical screening, phone call, or access to a lawyer. I was denied a communication navigator when my speech began to slur. Agents laughed as I tried to immobilize my own neck. I asked for my cane and was told no, pulled up by my arms and prodded forward in leg irons by agents laughing and saying, “Walk! You can do it, walk.”

Agents did not know if the facility had a wheelchair.

When I was finally placed in one to be taken to interrogation an agent taunted, “You were driving, right? So your legs do work.”

I pleaded for emergency medical care for over an hour after my vision had become blurry, my heart rate went through the roof, and the pain in my neck and head became unbearable.

It was denied.

When I became unable to speak my cellmate pleaded for me.

The last sounds I remember before I blacked out on the cell floor were my cellmate banging on the door, pleading for a medic, and a voice outside saying, “We don’t wanna step on ICE’s toes.”

When I opened my eyes at Hennepin County’s emergency room, I learned I was brought there to be treated for assault.

The impacts of DHS detention on my physical, mental and financial well-being and safety have been very severe, but I do not deserve more humane treatment than anyone else, US citizen or not. And I am here today with a strong spirit and a duty to the many people who haven’t had the privilege to tell their stories or see their loved ones come home. I am extremely distressed by the pattern that violence from law enforcement has been happening to black and indigenous communities for centuries, and to DHS survivors for over 20 years.

We call ourselves a civilized nation, but we lack rules and accountability around what a person claiming to be law enforcement is permitted to do to another human being.

I am not afraid, and I’m not afraid to keep working on this problem even after ICE is gone. Thank you for your time.

[feathery-dreamer]

"You were driving, right? So your legs do work." Motherfucker has never heard of vehicles having accessibility, with controls on the steering wheel or dashboard?

That's like saying, "You were texting, right? So your eyes do work." to someone who's visually impaired, when TTS and vocal commands have existed for years.

Oh and, calling an alive person "a body" is basically just... bringing the actual period of slavery back.

And speaking of alive, let's not be afraid to say it - those who didn't make it out alive, were actively murdered. It wasn't just "dead while in detention", or even "involuntary"; those people were slaughtered, in the first degree, with intent.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

If you had to scroll away from this, it’s because you couldn’t bear to look and I don’t blame you. I just wanted this here.

[stonelions]

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.