Matson

She/Her. 🇧🇷 🏳️‍⚧️. Mechanical Engineer. PFP by @tarotoro0

[pancakeke]

this is a joke with no audience but I really wish there was a Wii U game that told you to look at the gamepad but then the gamepad just said "psyche" while simultaneously an enemy on the TV screen attacked you

[heyitspizzaking]

[yamujiburo]

Boss

[All comics in order here]

[camo-thy]

mlp g4 redesigns of apple family + cutiemark crusaders In my version Applejack is the oldest out of the siblings, also Big Mac is transfemme in this so please refer to her with she/her prns : ]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[ankle-beez]

garten of banban is so awesome. you walk around agonizingly slow for 5 hours and then you do mind-numbing pushing puzzles for 3, and inbetween those you get to listen to the worst fucking dialogue every concocted

[ankle-beez]

[depsidase]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[softboyshaven]

Thinking about the Holmes story where a blind girl goes to him and is like "My fiancé is missing and he kept telling me the week leading up to his disappearance that he would always love me and come back for me,were anything to happen so I think he knew he was in trouble and I love him so much and I'm going to wait for him but I'd like to find him faster,ya know?" And Holmes figures out that it was this girl's parents to scam her out of money she was owed from an estate which she gave to them because she was still living at home,which she wouldn't be if she ever married,so her step father PRETENDED TO DATE HER for MONTHS to keep her from ever getting engaged to a real person and when Holmes finds out he confronts this man and this man is like "Well,you caught me! But it wasn't illegal:) so:)" and Holmes is like "No,but it was sickening and cruel and if she had a brother or good male friend he should post you up and whip you but she doesn't." And the man is like "No,she doesn't." And does the Victorian version of sticking his tongue out and Holmes is like "Well,I guess I'll do then!" And HE PULLS OUT HIS HUNTING WHIP.

[darthlenaplant]

Holmes really went:

[getvalentined]

This is what we mean when we say everyone should support people with disabilities

[burnbrighterthanever]

Be the Sherlock Holmes chasing domestic abusers with a riding crop that you wish to see in the world.

[charlesoberonn]

I should point out that her fake fiance "disappeared" on their wedding day on the way to the church.

[flightlessbirdboy]

I made AM

[chamiryokuroi]

MEXICO WIN!!! FUCK AI!!!

[lastoneout]

[comrade-ashenov]

Target audience.

[monkeysky]

Minotaur is not a species

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[wintersoldierfell]

hang on i gotta google something

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I am so sorry.

[jilted-love]

So who was the Cen that got cucked by a horse?

[hoshizoralone]

reflection

[elliespectacular]

anyone know if rubik is like, problematic? do we still fw his cube?

[clowncarfullofrats]

[mimiadraws]

im late but happy birthday twilight princess 🐺🗡️

[dragongirlsnout]

The spirit is weak the flesh is weak and me also I feel not so willing

[redstonedust]

extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

[haunting-kind-of-high]

I have some very good news for you about Black Bolt's real name

[redstonedust]

NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT