welcome to the shit show

Sara, to old to be trapped on this hellish fucking website, her/she/unholy apparition. This blog is a fandom/anything goes/shit show blog. quality 0% guaranteed. I have a food blog (221-baker) and a witchy blog (yarbcraft) as well. but abandon hope all who enter here~

[dweebspace]

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[thousandfoottallowl]

there’s more

[snenby-with-two-daggers]

[0palite]

[hulking-godless-child-beast]

[augustdementhe]

SIGH

[i-restuff]

[sangononya-kokomeow]

here’s another one

[daeva-agas]

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

[elamikaaa]

how does this get even worse

[moontideempress]

I think about once in a while…

[chamomiletea-baggins]

We have another one…

[notemily]

[zenon-karr]

This is the internet now tho 😭💀

[sigridlaufeyson]

@lifeistooshorttowasteyourtime @marril96 @latent-thoughts @suometar

😂😂😂

[latent-thoughts]

Omg so many additions since I last saw this post! 😂😂😂

[rosalysaoirse]

It’s funny but incredibly telling how entitled/ignorant/insensitive some of these people are… idk if it’s an education gap or purposeful ignorance.

[mastreworld]

The really bewildering thing to me is that I remember when you needed to get up and pull a dictionary off the shelf, or visit a library to look up the facts you needed. Now people have all kinds of information literally at their fingertips and they can’t be bothered to use it.

[wolfpawn]

[malicemismanager]

Oh dear gods, it’s gotten worse

[fierceawakening]

When you know politics but no facts

[anarchistmemedistro]

don’t take people too seriously on the internet

[captaindibbzy]

This hits different when combined with that “Americans don’t learn other countries exist till they’re in 5th Grade” post from the other day.

[dzamie]

Demily recently got another one lads

Also, I love that, in the sign language one, it seems like the last image might’ve been a gif of “fuck you,” screenshot at the perfect time to let you know they were about to sign “fuck you”

[rickhunolt-deactivated20260329]

As a romanian person I gotta add this one too

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is my favourite post on this website

[unsolids-your-snake]

I have literally had people tell me that I’m a gross appropriator for learning sign language while not deaf.

I sometimes cannot speak, but leaving that aside, what the FUCK lol

[ohnoitstbskyen]

I still remember the guy who got mad at me because I spoke about the cultural role of the Norse gods in my life and my culture and insisted that I should be “proud of my Christian heritage instead” and quite simply would not believe me when I told him I was from Scandinavia because “that doesn’t exist anymore.”

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

someone please edit that map of europe with the spain void to also have a void for the whole of scandinavia

[dduane]

Every now and then I just have to reblog this.

(while particularly loving: “Gender of the Day: Wales”)

(also “Port O’Rico”)

[communistkenobi]

disliking a character not because I actually find them annoying or whatever but because the people who like that character are insufferable

[bitegore]

[flagellant]

i will take a hammer and FIX the papacy

[flagellant]

fuck all of you this punchline is genius and my "reference the hammer that literally exists to kill the pope" post would be doing numbers if all of you weren't goddamn heretics and blasphemers

[thegaymertrainer]

This guy is really going to regret sitting down with Jon

[radicalgraff]

"This button gets people killed"

Sticker seen on a police emergency button in NYC

[albatris]

today’s gender of the day is unfortunate time loop accidents

[gingerly-writing]

IM CRYING this is the best gender ever

[ohh-lover]

This says "Megalodon Alive?" in German but I'm so sleep deprived I read it as Megalodon LGBT?

[vulnerary-prince]

Do not bury this in the tags I am losing my mind

[shiftythrifting]

Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada.

[tiddybearcomfortstrap]

Everyone in the notes forgetting about the concept of pregnancy you’re so valid never change

[hammers-spaced]

Yeah I did not think pregnancy….

[guitarbeard]

Guy who hates magic so much, I mean absolutely fucking detests it with all his heart, that it just has no effect when used on him

[guitarbeard]

"Magic is fucking stupid, you've gotta be the lamest dork alive to use it" *Wizard on the verge of tears after failing 8 consecutive times to cast a lightning bolt on this guy* "No it's.... no it's not...."

[reginaofdoctorwho]

[tigerkat24]

[Image description: a tumblr tag. Tag reads: #harry houdini]

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[thecupsmith]

You know that Neil Gaiman is a great writer and storyteller, because he approaches this question seriously from a logistic, linguistic, and character level

Source

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Keep reading

[gayrandalgraves]

*flirtatiously* bleeding out all by yourself, handsome?

[speckled-jim]

[secondlina]

Three Vibes.

[en-theos]

When you have a kitty cat and never share pictures or videos of that kitty cat that's a crime. There is no ethical hoarding of kitty cat under capitalism. Share the love.

[maverax42]

You're right...

[wilwheaton]

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[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[gas-station-dick-pill]

reblog to kill your landlord with a sword

[vaspider]

This wasn't the first time the guy had threatened his tenants or broken into their house. I'm really glad this was the outcome of the court bullshit.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Sword death of Portland landlord in slasher mask ruled self-defense

Police and prosecutors determined no crime was committed after a man fatally stabbed a Northeast Portland landlord, who ran into the rental

Good heavens, this is not a fake post.

[vaspider]

No, it's very, very real.