bonks you on the head with a cardboard tube

goose / she/her / USA / adult

[flimflix]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[fruitsoftheape100]

Clear Liquor = We Fuckin

Brown Loquor = We Fuckin, AGGRESSIVELY 😁

[perkwunos]

I used to run this blog back in 2015, but I lost it that summer in a night of gambling in a small port town in Maine. My gambling addiction had gotten so bad at that point that only a couple weeks later I had to sell my house and I even ended up betting on and losing the copyright to the vast corpus of dating simulation games I'd made a fortune off of. I was definitely at my lowest. Since then I've heard this blog has passed through a few people's hands and it's actually being run by a tattoo artist who gives people tattoos of magical sigils that legit work, like people will get hired for great jobs after getting theirs. I won the lottery in 2022 and tried to buy this account back but it was so expensive I couldn't even do it. Oh well.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

[shining-latios]

am I late to this meme

[wiittyusername]

[rainbrella]

how is the cat ‘No’ ?

he just Is

[gemini-enthusiast]

Hilariously funny that they let the guy known for wandering off without warning to look at birds was allowed to do this

[songofsaraneth]

#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him

[railroadreverie]

found this on reddit you know what i have to do

[railroadreverie]

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[hangsawoman]

it’s so evil when you have a beverage and you drink it and then there’s no beverage anymore

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[crazysodomite]

i like drawing and playing *giant cinder block falls on me*

[sizhens-deactivated20250610]

"We're living thru the collapse of the US library system" "We're living thru the collapse of the US games industry" "We're living thru the collapse of US higher education" "We're living thru the collapse of the US industrial base" chyeah man it's almost as if the empire is in decline or something

[sizhens-deactivated20250610]

Amuses me greatly when people in their own little niches are like "you ever notice things seem to be getting worse in our niche?" And I'm like lol yeah man that's because it's all ending :^) and not a day too soon! the west shall burn 🔥🔥🔥🎉🎉🎉

[dorkhellbside]

*kisses you directly on the lips* That doesn’t mean anything. *tries to walk away but my ankle rolls and i break it so now you have to put me down for ethical reasons*

[lakesbian]

ive just seen the american psycho characters drawn as my little ponies and honestly i dont think patrick should have been given that cd as his cutie mark. i think you're doing it wrong if you're not making him a perpetual blank flank

[lakesbian]

look if you're gonna draw characters as my little ponies you have to remember that the cutie mark can't just be any old imagery you associate with them. it has to be Representative. it's their Unique Characteristic. to quote the pony wiki page i just googled, "Twilight and Applejack point out in Call of the Cutie how lacking a mark means that ponies still get to experience 'the thrill of discovering who they are and what they're meant to be'." there's narrative shit going on here there's Themes. and patrick bateman is NOT unique. he has NOT discovered who he is or what he's meant to be. the end monologue of the book is literally about how he has absolutely nothing going for him in this regard & is simply a vacant, hollow person merely vacuously gesturing at the idea of having depth. and when he rants about music, that's what he's doing there, too. his lyrical analysis is shallow/vaguely inaccurate summaries at best and completely warped at worst. everything he has to say about music--and in general--is intensely fixated on commodities and on appearing normal and intelligent while being entirely devoid of any intelligent or individual thought. so no, his cutie mark is not music. mr "missing that hip to be square is about making fun of conformist squares & proudly proclaiming that its actually about how fucking Awesome it is to be conformist and consumerist" does NOT have a fucking cd cutie mark. He's a blank flank. He has no unique identity. There is no future for him. There is no self identity. He's a fucking blank flank. okay? sorry i got a little passionate about this. there is no exit and he has no cutie mark

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i just know in my bones that i will somehow make a beautiful life for myself no matter what the world throws at me

[pukicho]

I am taking draw requests on this post. Tell me what to draw

[bogibruh]

Draw a little creature. Make it as miserable as possible by your twisted mind

[pukicho]

Here's five

[the-cheese-man]

Draw a big creature, make him as jolly as possible with that twisted mind of yours.

[pukicho]

Thank you for letting me create something so joyous

[neomidnght]

please give him a friend

[pukicho]

Here's five

[very-much]

Now give him an enemy

[pukicho]

Why would release this guy from his prison???

[ides-of-not-march]

now make them do battle in the flames of war

[pukicho]

We should probably stop this before the eclipse brings him to full power

[quoteunquoteskeleton]

can you kill him

[pukicho]

Oh okay!

[please-be-nice-im-sensitivee]

Duck with a top hat?

[pukicho]