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Gay shiz

[artofzue]

[unbearable-lightness-of-ink]

dear smut writers,

to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever

a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes

so when you say things like this:

I am imagining things like this:

[abalidoth]

Is this what they mean by CNC kink?

[milothepantran]

Probably that and CBT also

[pastel-pink-psycho]

[microraptorhours]

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

[moringmark]

[depsidase]

[gaslit-dipshits]

[appalachian-werewolf]

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[jmtorres]

“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:

imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

[headspace-hotel]

Yes, the pink one above is Oenothera speciosa.

Common names can be a bitch.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I mean this so genuinely, download the iNaturalist app or visit the website.

if you’ve never heard of it, it’s like a pokedex for real life. each of those green markers is someone’s observation. You don’t even need to take pictures of “cool” organisms, you can take a picture of that spider in your bathroom, that little brown moth on your front door, that bird on your neighbor’s fence, and the flowers no one can agree on the name of, and if you upload them to iNaturalist other people can help identify them for you. You can also obscure the precise location of your observation so you don’t doxx yourself.

It’s fun to learn the names of the things that live around you! Don’t be someone’s mom who doesn’t know what a dandelion is!

[milothepantran]

I beg thee to buy or borrow a wildflowers book and just read through it a bit. There are a lot of plants and animals that have the same common name and that is why scientific names are so important!

❗️Arachnophobia Warning❗️

Picture and talk of Spiders ahead

Not a flower, but something I now very well. The term Daddy Long Legs can mean at least 3 different creatures:

The order Opiliones (also referred to as harvestman. They are arachnids, but not spiders. They do produce venom and can bite, but it is not medically significant).

The Family Pholcidae (also referred to as cellar spiders, due to where they usually make their home. They are very good to have around. Especially in brown recluse territory as Pholcidae are one of the few things that eat them).

And The Superfamily Tipuloidea (also known as Mosquito Eaters. Though mosquitoes share similar breeding grounds, Tipuloidea’s food source is plant matter).

[isbergillustration]

Saw a rat fucking around with the disembodied wings of a pigeon in a puddle on my way home. Now I don’t know that this was its endgoal, but the metaphor possibilities in the mundanely grotesque are vast I feel.

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[milothepantran]

Hilarious and Cute AF

[escuerzoresucitado]

[typhus-andronicus]

[slorty]

The fact that this is completely incomprehensible to me makes it funnier than if I could understand it

[silver-tongues-blog]

skill issue. i understand it completely

[milothepantran]

We’ve finally reached the point where the next generation does not know of this glorious video. This is your sign to share with your younger family members and other people in your life, who have not heard the good words.

I’ve left it down here just for the occasion ⬇️

[kianamaiart]

purple is the new black 💜

"hey.": an adult-animated sitcom pilot

insecure meets bob's burgers. your new favorite couple.

Coming soon: The Three Tomes: Episode 2 - A Vampire Romantasy Animatic

A queer YA coming-of-age story about a black teen witch girl in the 2010s, fighting monsters and falling in love with vampires.

[pondnaravit]

[milothepantran]

Al-Tariq Harris is finally planning to get his series out there! The video above is the animation/artwork promoting the project. This had been a few years in the making now and lot of people you may know through YouTube (and other places) have helped work on this.

These are some of the names of the lovely people involved in this project:

Peyton Rowe, Ransford James, Ellis Rodz, Empress Layla, Symba Luna, Alaya Richardson, Veridis Joe, Kay Bebop, Foreign Man in a Foreign Land, Breana Navickas, Victor Villaverde-Graham, Joanna Davidorvich, Dan Haskett, Stevenhendrxx, Blake Showers, DeAngelo Edwards, Eddie Mead, Blakeobk, Voice Memos of the Void, F.D. Signifier, Cheran Rush & Jakeneutron

Please support the amazing work they are doin’ in any way you can!

Kickstarter Page:

"hey.": an adult-animated sitcom pilot

insecure meets bob's burgers. your new favorite couple.

YouTube Channel:

hey.

insecure meets bob's burgers. created by toonrifictariq. the story of two people who really love each other, trying to figure out how. comin

Twitter:

hey. 💜 (@theheycartoon) on X

the story of two people who really love each other, trying to figure out how. coming soon. 💜💚 (created by @ToonrificTariq)

PayPal:

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Go to paypal.me/AHarris353 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

Venmo:

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[snoopyhalfreturn]

so fond of these two dumb (gay af) vampires telling each other exactlyyyyyyyyy