Meh.

Lots of aesthetic, a bit political, some randomness and just a sprinkle of fanfare. Okay maybe a handful (or five) of fandom stuff. Not sure exactly what I'm doing with my life but when I find out, I'll let you know.

[bellemoon1105]

[tearsovercaprisuns-deactivated2]

how is the kentucky derby not trending on here?? the horse with the lowest odds wins and immediately starts biting everything in its sight, that sounds like a tumblr legend to me

[sneakyspades]

oh my fucking god

[phantom-cosmos]

This horse wasn’t even supposed to be in the race. Horse number 20 (can’t remember it’s name) dropped out the day before for whatever reason, and Rich Strike was just barely able to sneak a spot into the derby before the deadline. Not to mention that this was just some garbage $30,000 horse that didn’t have any kind of impressive breeding (yes I am aware $30k is still a lot, but for a Kentucky Derby horse, that’s chump change). He was the second biggest upset in the history of the Derby, with one other horse (Donerail) winning with 91-1 odds before in 1913 (Which, for reference, I’m pretty sure Donerail with his 91-1 odds still holds the record for the worst odds in the history of the race. Just for context of how shit Rich Strike’s 80-1 odds were. Not THE worst, but definitely up there).

I am in love with this shit horse who wasn’t even supposed to be there, had some of the worst odds in the history of the race, and had the worst starting position who completely destroyed all of the favorites to win. Watching him come up to first right at the last second was THRILLING.

[hyperspacial]

how are you not going to post Rich Strike Chomping Leg.

[furbearingbrick]

me when i fucking GET you

[trainstationdweller]

[bettyrightnow]

anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach

[charlesoberonn]

Your stomach is connected to the mental illness glob with lots of tiny soggy strings.

[ilovecharts]

[masterlukeskywalker]

Beethoven just doesn’t care.

[anunituinuruk]

I’ve reblogged it before, and it still makes me giggle every time.

[lonelymountainson]

Haydn tried.

[lilias-amell]

Schubert is pitch perfect

[stimman4000]

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[viostormcaller]

NOW THIS IS MY AESTHETIC

[athenafg26]

Me at the beginning of this: oh these chocolate art videos are always pretty cool

Me halfway through this video: …wait, is this a chocolate castle, that’s pretty neat

And then: is thAT A DRAGON?! OH MY GOD

[lesbianshepard]

"This is my cat Missy. It's short for Missile Launcher."

[satirizing]

i just want to say this is 1) excellent and 2) not uncommon…i work at a vet clinic and some of the names are so fuckin weird but i love it???? clients will be like “we call her stevie. it’s short for death metal steve” or “this is turkey but his LEGAL name is scarecrow jones” thank u

[reimenaashelyee]

Based on this

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[formerprincewille]

This is my favorite post

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

Tag yourself I’m naked chonk

[iwannabeadored]

Floof chonk Sun, Naked Goblin Moon, Yeah Normal Rising

[succubusboyfriend]

[BARRELS IN] THE STRAY MAMA CAT WE FEED BROUGHT US HER KITTENS

Y’ALL

[todaysbird]

[securityunit-ese]

These are hilarious! NGL major preference for adults here. Other adult bonuses:

Don’t need naps

Can go on hikes for longer

Can be left alone for longer

Less fragile

Teeth don’t randomly fall out

Majority of teenage hormonal bullshit is over

Surprise fear periods done with

No more growing in size or coat

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.

[totallysilvergirl]

I want this on a bumper sticker

[breeeliss]

i feel like people are missing the point of this whole notre dame debate: no one is saying that we shouldn’t try to fix the church or that it’s not worth fixing. 

it’s just funny that there is such near-universal outrage over its destruction when churches in black neighborhoods are burned down by white supremacists in the US and that gets no coverage. centuries old churches in puerto rico were battered by the hurricane and the white house didn’t rush to help restore those. 

it’s also funny that millionaires can pull together hundreds of millions of dollars in a couple of days to renovate a building meanwhile millions of people worldwide are sick, starving, and dying. 

it’s worth paying attention to the selective empathy that the rich and privileged hold and whose suffering successfully prompts them to part with their wealth. because it certainly isn’t the suffering of people of color and i feel like that should at least be something we take note of amidst all this. 

[officialunitedstates]

“but this one was in a disney movie and ive heard of it before”

[gaphic]

‘pop’ is pretty heinous but like, I’ll accept it, yknow? it’s just the other half of ‘soda-pop,’ like how ‘cab’ and ‘taxi’ are the two halves of ‘taxicab.’ it’s fine. it’s chill.

but coke? that’s a fucking brand name! of a specific drink with a specific flavor! that shits RUDE, it’s CONFUSING, it’s DOWNRIGHT NONSENSICAL! fuckin misusing the art of language to confound your fellow man! the gall! learn some fucking respect

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No one tell OP that the Scottish call it Juice

[seriously-though-wtf]

[doctorwho]

COMPETITION TIME! Your artwork could win you intergalactic fame. Create the winning artwork for your chance to see your design printed on a Doctor Who T-shirt to be revealed at San Diego Comic-Con in July 2019.* 

ENTER NOW! [x]

[jobeeart]

don’t do this

seriously, just don’t. i know the idea of your art being official merch is exciting, especially if you’re a young/unknown artist but like

this is a merchandise license for TWO YEARS. they will be selling your art on t-shirts and god knows what else, and you get NO ACTUAL MONEY for it in exchange. a trip to london or some swag is nice and all, but it is absolutely not sufficient compensation for what is, in essence, you DESIGNING THEIR ACTUAL MERCH THAT THEY WILL SELL FOR ACTUAL MONEY

and maybe you don’t care about that, maybe you’re just a hobbyist, but consider this:

they could have hired an actual artist

actual artists miss out on actual, paying jobs because of bullshit competitions like this. this isn’t some fun little thing where they display your art somewhere, they will be making Actual Real Money from this. they could have done a competition where you just send in your portfolio and they choose someone to work with from that. they could have actually commissioned an artist and paid them appropriately. but no, they’re asking you to do spec work and then sign away your artwork so they can make money off of it for two years.

it’s bullshit

don’t do it. don’t make this acceptable.

[whiskybravo]

So apparently the data used to recreate Notre Dame in Assassin’s Creed: Unity, such as surgically accurate laser scans and research by one of the developers, will now be used to restore the cathedral itself.

Not gonna lie, it’s kinda amazing how video games, still so often perceived as something childish and meaningless, will now contribute to restoring one of the most famous pieces of European history.

[jehovahhthickness]

Y’all almost beat my ass when I said this awhile ago but it’s true!

[yungnefertiti]

this is actually the primary reason me and my ex broke up. as an only child I’m very used to being alone and he didn’t grow up that way so it reqlly bothered him. whenever I wanted alone time he worried that that really meant I wanted time with other people and I’m just like what????? people need space. period. a relationship is not a contract for ownership. your partner is a whole person with their own shit before, after, and during your relationship.

[jehovahhthickness]

The tags killed me

[ambris]

This is especially important when like, couples doesn’t share every interest (which is plenty common).

Like, I do understand trying to be involved in your SO’s interest, but moderation is everything, and sometimes you just wanna play your new video game that your SO has zero interest in, and there’s no need to drag them along through it.

They’ll still be there when your done, probably doing their own thing you have no interest in–then you both can go out and get dinner together, and talk about your day. Your time away from them will honestly make you appreciate your time with them more.

[liightfyre]

My ex made me spend every minute of my free time with him. If I asked for time to myself, he would throw a tantrum crying and screaming about how I didn’t love him. It was ridiculous and it made me miserable. Demanding that your s/o spend every second with you is controlling and abusive. 

[hydro-homies]

Point blank period