A Day in DottiLand

Panromantic, Demisexual, Fat, Leftist, Nonbinary, she/her/they/them

[catsbeaversandducks]

Amazing Snow Chonkers

Photos by Sämpy

[starkmaiden]

Mary and Kitty Bennet alone at home after their sisters get married.

[mini-wrants]

“Why aren’t we allowed on the wall?”

“BECAUSE WE’RE NOT BETROTHED TO MEN!”

[xekstrin]

the delivery on these lines, the music in the background..... I had to watch this several times

[tastefullyoffensive]

[changan-moon]

How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard. 

cr: 承启 建水紫陶

[missdotti]

😮😮😮

[electronicgallery]

Museum Asks People To Recreate Paintings At Home, Gets 30 New Impressive Photos

It appears that boredom lies behind the most creative ideas. That's why quarantine has produced some of the most entertaining activities. One of them is the Getty Museum challenge, that so many of you have already seen in our previous article here.

[delphinidin4]

Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.

[snyderly]

[moniquill]

This goes not just fore white folks, but also nonblack poc.

[arandomthot]

Got to make up for lost time after not being angry enough earlier

[arrghigiveup]

OH NO MY HEART :’)

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[the-tired-tenor]

The kids are alright

[camillesaroyan]

[missdotti]

I’m in the middle of binge watching Criminal Minds and I just love Derek and Penelope’s relationship. It’s so wholesome.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So March lasted ten years and April just kinda passed instantaneously like we’re in a coma and yet I’m trapped in it eternally

[justagaygoosehoard]

holy shit youre right

[hunoncall]

True. What's May gonna be like?

[ruffboi-mags]

...how. How is it already the 22nd. WTF.

[prismatic-bell]

Not a single person on my dash has posted the “It’s gonna be May” meme and I feel like that says a lot about what it’s gonna be like.

[runcibility]

Honestly what May coming up feels like right now

[jennaflare]

This is amaaaaazing advice

[gburanddragons]

Well, guess I have a new trick for my bag (of tricks).

[jedimagnus]

Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

[kayliemalinza]

because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

[barlowstreet]

Have you ever seen someone who opens one of these by slamming it on a counter?

They don’t fear death.

[darkshrimpemotions]

But…how else are you supposed to open them?

[heyjudeberry]

It’s in the picture friend, you peel the paper and press a spoon to the seam.

[missdotti]

These are jack-in-the-boxes for adults.

[under-the-arch]

[for-k-is-king]

@under-palemoonlight

[awakecorgi704-deactivated202007]

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

[figmentof]

can confirm that is legit what that says lmaooo

[oikawas]

It is my duty to fight.

MULAN (2020) dir. Niki Caro

[missdotti]

I haven’t been able to work for a year and am in need of some help. I have several specialist appointments coming up and they come with $40 copays. I also need to get my medications for the month ($300), and renew my MMJ card ($150), and my electric bill is due ($199).

I could really use some help, and every little bit counts. My spouse is already working close to 80 hours a week to support our entire family, and he’s talking about a second job. He’s my main caregiver, so him getting a second job wouldnbe detrimental to the whole family.

My PayPal is down and I don’t know when or if I’ll get it back. My CashApp is $missdotti and my Venmo is @missdotti

Please reblog if you can’t donate. 💕

[msnbcpundit]

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

[apjvff]

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

[almostvivian]

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

[allisquish]

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

[riskpig]

I’ll allow it.

[sensitive-inferno]

I have but two words:

[durnesque-esque]

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

[kaleymonster]

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

[riskpig]

Perfection.

[medinaquirin]

@anotherspecter

[biglawbear]

I ride into battle on one of these

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

Animal Companions

[techcat]

Fresh combat

[themetaisawesome]

Monks have to use these

[ariassong]

Wizard’s Spell book

[ariassong]

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

[kalkris]

THE B A R D

[bardicknowledgeblogger]

It got better since I last saw it

[unfortunatelyimaginary]

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

[thegirlinthebyakko]

Currency

[bfleuter]

Dungeon:

[katedrawscomics]

the party embarks upon a laser quest

[crantzypants]

Ok who wants me to DM this campaign because WOWZERS I’m into this

[catshapedcookie]

oh my god @first-officer-banana

[danhumphrey]

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

[northstarthembo]

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

[magical-awesome-kid]

Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…

Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people