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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
almost home

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noise dept.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
One Nice Bug Per Day
Not today Justin

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Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained 😭
That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
just gonna leave these here
oh and this fan art
1 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7123389]
2 [https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7204896]
Guys if senshi wins sabertoothwalrus is drawing free nsfw of him.
I’ve already drawn it 🤓
I’ll only post the full uncensored version on my sideblog @velocistraptor if Senshi wins, though 👀
I fell a little bit asleep and dreamt that I could hear my cat's thoughts. I heard him just think, "I'm a pretty little man" and then start kneading my ribs, and I laughed so hard I woke up to him on my ribs
This tickled me!
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you put those tags on this post where they belong
"SURVIVING"
I love yall. Whoever you are. I'll always love you person reading this.
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my house is scary at night
Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications
I don't see what the-- oh gosh
certified door post
@ominous-signs I feel like this sign would be more accurate if it said "AREA WILL BE KEPT CLEAR"
Official ominous sign
ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style
"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me
"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself
“Pie, serves 8” yes I 8 it all
"Cake, serves 10" yes I in10d to finish it
My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
Legolas please gain a sense of urgency
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."
stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.
everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius