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Rob Zombie making brownies
EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA
I love it when I click on a recipe link because it sounds yummy and instead of a recipe I get a several page dissertation on a food blogger’s boredom with her marriage and lies she was told in childhood
this ending in a recipe literally changed my fucking life i thought i was being spread some fucking truisms abt the ugliness of marriage but it was literally a preamble to creme brulee brownies. writing is fake
As someone around for 9-11 and the "NEVER FORGET NUMBER #1 GREATEST TRAGEDY EVER IN HISTURY" response to it I am in thrilled and invigorated by the fact that younger people just make amogus memes and TikTok nonsense about it. A huge chunk of America cared more about it than any entire genocide and thought you would cry learning about it. They hoped it'd make every generation patriotically angry forever and ever and want to join the military. Instead you Photoshop the towers into squidwards house and shit. Never stop lol
I’m physically unable to take 9/11 seriously, entirely because my grade 9 english teacher was bizarrely obsessed with it. We basically had an entire unit on 9/11. We watched that documentary from those students that were doing a documentary of firefighters and wound up getting the only footage of the first plane hitting. We did a novel study of a book about some kid being in one of the towers for take your kid to work day and him and his dad squeezing past the wreckage of the plane to escape in time. We watched that Nic Cage movie of him being a firefighter during 9/11 that gets stuck in an elevator shaft when the place collapses. I am dead fucking serious, we had to make up fictional people that died in the attack, write an obituary for our 9/11sona’s, and then write and deliver a eulogy as their grief-stricken parent. At one point in the unit the teacher clarified that she hadn’t personally lost anyone to the attack, nor was she anywhere near New York when it happened. She never bothered to ask if any of us had actually lost someone in the attack, which kind of seems like a thing you should do before making us invent fictional victims to give eulogies for. The unit began with her demanding to know where we all were on the day of the attack and what we remembered, and she started crying when we told her that 1. we were two years old at the time and couldn’t remember shit fuck, the closest thing was one of the older kids kind of thought they remembered being very confused at adults freaking out over the TV but that could have been literally anything, and so this meant that 2. we were the last class she would ever teach that could possibly remember 9/11. Probably didn’t help that someone pointed out that we were the class born in 1999, so in two years she’d have students that hadn’t even been born during 9/11. That may have contributed to the teacher crying over the whole thing.
We’re Canadian.
That last sentence KILLED me. Jesus fuck.
That's the only thing that bugs me about US cryptids. Only a few of them are really old, as in just after the Revolution old.
So many times I'll see a picture of some... dog-man from Idaho or some shit like that and it's all like "The first sightings of the Idaho Dog-Man were in the 1960s."
How does it go? Europe is Spooky because of how old it is and US is Spooky because of how big it is.
I don't feel that works for stuff like cryptids and such because... so many of them come about in the 20th century, almost specifically around the 60s and the 70s in the US.
Hmm I wonder if it had anything to do with hippies getting high and seeing weird shit...
Could be.
Sasquatch/Bigfoot is the only one I would legit call a folklore cryptid since so many of the Native American groups in the US tell of a similar being in their stories.
El chupacabra?
Ah. 1995. Nvm
First sighting and story related to it was from 1995.
I wanted to say jackalope, but no, that's also 20th century.
Oh, but Jersey Devil was supposedly born in 1735
Supposedly, although stories about it did appear in the late 18th/early 19th century, so I would call the Jersey Devil a genuine American folkloric creature.
Might I suggest this book written in 1910. It has a bunch of old school American folklore creatures. Personally love the slide rock bolter. Also the rise of urban legends in the 1960s is complicated and fascinating.
"you wouldnt steal a car" but its "you wouldnt repost a tumblr to pinterest"
no cause like i wasn't allowed to have anything but pinterest from 2019 to around 2022 when my parents downloaded tiktok on my phone for me so that i could see whatever cat video they sent me in messages
i lived on pinterest tumblr.
but NO THIS IS NOT A PRO PINTEREST POST BECAUSE
in 2020!! my entire home page was pictures of posts from
2012-2016 tumblr.
i thought SUPERWHOLOCK was a CURRENT THING happening in 2020.
SUPER. FUCKING. WHOLOCK.
AND I DIDNT EVEN LIKE ANY OF THOSE SHOWS!! I JUST THOUGHT "oh huh this is a thing that's happening right now this second."
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE EMBARRASSMENT OF ME MEETING A FRIEND WHO WAS INTO SUPERNATURAL AND ASKING THEM IF THEY LIKED SUPERWHOLOCK OR WHATEVER THE CURRENT THING WAS TO ME?
YEAH.
Yeah.
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born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital
stop thinking about "glades" and cross your "glaive" with mine boy. a traveller approaches
*sigh* who goes there..
every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking
it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.
Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends
every time i see this post i’m reminded of the video of 65,000 people singing bohemian rhapsody in near-perfect harmony
like, what other song can make that claim?
Some of the highlights of that video include:
The crowd cheering after the first stanza when they realize what they’re all doing
So many people audibly ‘doing the guitar parts’… like ya do
The sheer number of voices joining the rediculous falsetto (thanks, Roger)
How they all start jumping at the ramp-up “so you think you can stomp me”
Hands up, hundreds, thousands deep for the final “ooooo”s and the last line to close the song
Only days before my state went into lockdown, “Bohemian Rhapsody” came on in the restaurant kitchen I’d just been hired at and, no shit, every single worker in that little diner started singing along. Me (the only queer afaik), the manager, all the other kitchen workers, the dishwasher up front, the two people on the counter, all but two of the men over 30. Just belting out Freddie Mercury at the top of their lungs. And you can bet when “sometimes I wish I’d never been born at all” came around, we every single one of us ramped up the intensity and basically made sure Freddie could hear us in the afterlife.
In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.
Stan's Twin Theory
Hey, this is a new blog dedicated to Gravity Falls, and specifically to theories about Gravity Falls. We have some interesting (possibly far-fetched) theories. This is one of them.
Stan’s Twin Theory:
Stan has to have a brother (although not necessarily a twin), because he’s Dipper and Mabel’s Great-Uncle, and they all share the same last name, therefore he must have a brother. However, we believe he has a twin. Here’s why:
twins are genetic (and the gene can skip generations)
There are some pieces of evidence found in the show that supports our claim
We also believe that Stan’s twin may be the Author. Here’s why:
1. The Hiding Spot
Look, a hole in the ground
In Tourist Trapped, Dipper found the 3rd book in the forest near the Mystery Shack. This may seem like a stretch, but think about it! where would you hide something important that you might want to access easily? By your house.
Gideon’s factory
In The Hand that Rocks the Mabel it is shown that Gideon’s family factory is located on Gopher Road, the same street as the Mystery Shack.
The Mystery Shack’s address via the Deed is 618 Gopher Road.
This could explain how Gideon found the 2nd Journal.
And it’s interesting to note that Gideon was searching for the 1st Journal at the Mystery Shack.
Possible hiding spots
There are possible hiding spots listed in the 2nd Journal, they seem to be located around a building similar to the Mystery Shack.
2. The Bunker
The Bunker is located underground, in the forest near the Mystery Shack.
There is a sign on the wall of the bunker that says that it is a nuclear fallout shelter. Now, where would you build a fallout shelter? Near your house of course! During times of bomb scares people would build fallout shelters in their backyard.
And since the Author did experiments in the bunker and was observing a shapeshifter, it would be more convenient for him to have the bunker close to the place where he lived.
3. The Glasses
In Carpet Diem, a secret room is discovered in the Mystery Shack, and Stan finds a pair of glasses.
Stan finds the glasses
Later he is seen staring at the glasses, and he frowns at them in both scenes.
Stan contemplating the glasses
This could possibly represent an old memory of a friend or *cough* brother. It is obvious that someone lived in that room at some point, so why would Stan want to cover it up?
!!!
In Dreamscapers, it is shown in the 2nd Journal that the Author was surprised to see glasses on the Bill Cipher wheel, possibly because those are his glasses.Take a look at the glasses, they are similar to the ones found in the secret room.
We don’t think these are Stan’s glasses because his glasses are square with rims at the bottom, while the glasses found in the room and on the wheel don’t have rims at the bottom and are rounded.
Also in Dreamscapers, is a flash back of Stan when he was just a wee lad.
Notice his glasses are square and have rims at the bottom.
Here is Stan a little bit older. Notice that he still has square rimmed glasses.
But, in The Time Traveler's Pig, a younger “Stan” is shown with round glasses without rims at the bottom. His glasses look exactly like the one’s found in the secret room.
Is this really Stan?
Also, this “Stan” has a cleft chin, whereas we have never ever once seen Stan with a cleft chin (not even in flashbacks).
4. The Calender
Another small point: the calendar in the secret room has the date July 4, 1982 circled. It can be assumed that 1982 is the year the room was abandoned.
The room definitely looks like it hasn’t been touched since the 80’s
However, in the Author’s bunker, there is a calendar on the wall. Guess what year is on the calendar. 1982.
The calendar in the Mystery Shack and the calendar in the Author’s Bunker are from the same year, 1982.
This suggests that both the room in the Shack and the Bunker were abandoned around the same time.
5. Wrestling Match Flashback
In a brief scene in Stan’s flashback in Dreamscapers, we see young Stan at a wrestling match. There is a kid reading a book in the stands that looks very similar to child Stan, he even seems to be wearing the same clothing.
Could this be Stan’s twin?
6. The Swing-set
In Dreamscapers, Stan’s mindscape is very creepy. One notable object in Stan’s mind is a dilapidated swing-set. This is the stuff of horror movies.
Good times
Since we can assume everything in the mind is a symbol of a significant part of Stan’s life, then this swing-set is very telling. It likely symbolizes a broken childhood. Since it is a two swing swing-set, it could symbolize another person, likely from Stan’s childhood. A close friend… or sibling…
The fact that only one of the swings is broken is also interesting. In Into the Bunker, the Shapeshifter states that the Author “hasn’t been himself in 30 years” suggesting that he probably went crazy.
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Are all these merely coincidences? Maybe… But this is Gravity Falls we’re talking about. This show is filled with foreshadowing, plot twists, and secrets. There is just no way that all of this could be a coincidence.
So, what do you think? Is this a stretch? Or are we on to something? Feel free to comment with your own theories. The more the merrier! :)
FRIENDS, look at this beautiful relic of a time long past. A time before Ford. A time where this was all speculation. Wow… what was it even like to live then? I can’t even fathom it, haha
It was amazing guys. I freaking LOST IT. It was just WE WERE RIGHT WE WERE RIGHT OMG WE WERE RIGHT
[ID: Screencaps from Gravity Falls.
1. “Look, a hole in the ground”: Dipper looks from the panel in the fake tree to the bunker Journal 3 was hidden in.
2. “Gideon’s factory”: Someone holds a notepad that says “412 Gopher Road” with Gideon’s factory in the distance.
3. “ The Mystery Shack’s address via the Deed is 618 Gopher Road.”: Gideon holds the deed to the Shack, which has the signature of Stanford Pines on it and the address 618 Gopher Road.
4. “Possible hiding spots”: Journal 2 open to pages titled “Possible Hiding Places,” which has marked spots around a wooden house and diagrams including the metal tree.
5. “The Bunker is located underground, in the forest near the Mystery Shack.”: The bunker, which has a fallout shelter poster in it.
6 and 7. “Stan finds the glasses. / Stan contemplating the glasses.”: Stan picks up the rounded glasses in the spare room and then looks at them consideringly in the living room.
8. “!!!”: Gideon’s hand rests on the page containing the Zodiac to summon Bill. The glasses symbol is labeled with an arrow and three exclamation marks.
9 and 10. “Notice his glasses are square and have rims at the bottom. / Here is Stan a little bit older. Notice that he still has square rimmed glasses.”: Stan as a child with the described glasses.
11. “Is this really Stan?”: The flashback to the Shack in “The Time Traveler’s Pig,” which shows “Stan” as described.
12. “The room definitely looks like it hasn’t been touched since the 80’s”: The calendar in the extra bedroom, as described.
13. “The calendar in the Mystery Shack and the calendar in the Author’s Bunker are from the same year, 1982.”: A calendar in the bunker also open to 1982.
14. “Could this be Stan’s twin?”: A flashback of young Stan in a boxing ring. A red arrow points out a kid with similar hair reading in the audience.
15. “Good times.” The grayscale, broken swingset in Stan’s mindscape.
I want everyone to appreciate that the date on the original theory post here is October 6, 2014.
For reference, that was a couple of days after “Little Shop of Horrors” had just aired, and a couple of weeks before “Society of the Blind Eye” would premiere.
Fantastic round-up of the thinking at the time!
Careful! This right here is a piece of history!!
what a fucking coward
average "i want an autistic gf" person when they meet an actual autistic girl
"what do i do now" reject the weakness of your flesh and become a robot? duh???
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on todays edition of "we need to legally require people to google words before using them": there is a girl on tiktok doing a diet where she only eats slavic food to "connect with her ancestors" and she is calling it an "ethnic cleanse"
Who is Leandros and why do we hates him
Young Ultramarine side character from the Space Marine game who spends chunks of the game berating the main character for not following the codex astartes to the letter. He later decides that the main character, who is Leandros' captain, mind you, might have been corrupted by the influence of chaos. Because he's doing radical things like thinking outside of the box (the codex).
So, in a moment of hypocrisy that is frankly impressive, Leandros goes to the fucking Inquisition and reports Titus, resulting in him being taken away by them for testing/interrogation/cbt at the end of the game.
The reason this is so very bad, especially if you're like Leandros and spend your early morning hours snorting ground up pages of the codex, is that the codex itself dictates what to do if you're worried about corruption or odd behaviour in a squad member; you tell a chaplain. You absolutely do not involve the separate, private organisation that 8 out of 10 marine chapters would pick a fight with, given the advantage.
Leandros basically backflipped on all of his beliefs the minute his captain told him to grow up, and went crying to the people infamous for involving themselves in space marine affairs and disappearing chapters who upset them.
Dude is basically a narc.
The first thing Leandros bitches about is using a jump pack to jump out of a thunderhawk.
That is standard assault procedure, as listed IN THE CODEX!
In slight (very slight) defence of Leandros, iirc by that point Titus had killed a Warboss and a Daemon Prince without breaking a sweat, and there wasn't exactly a chaplain nearby. He's still a dickhead but by a certain logic it makes sense.
He went to the Inquisition before the incident with the Daemon Prince. They were there after Titus returned from killing it, which means Leandros contacted them beforehand. Also, your battle brother and superior officer killing a warboss and “behaving strangely” should not be grounds for siccing the Inquisition on him.
It still doesn’t make sense by Leandros’ own logic, because if he was concerned about corruption as a codex compliance-obsessed member of THE codex compliant chapter, he would have contacted a chaplain. Anyone with relevant seniority in his chapter who could come and collect Titus. If you, as a marine, invite the Inquisition to go over your chapter’s head and take one of your members because “he’s acting weird and I’m suspicious of it”, you are an idiot and your chapter will hate you.
Wizard Tip of the Day: Color code your outfit, but use a color NOT associated with your main elemental domain to confuse your enemies. No one expect a rock in the face from a dude in blue robes
OP I hope you realize this is a REAL strategy in PVP for the hit online mmorpg Wizard101
Oh this one is also good, happy pride
Keep up the great work everyone
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