mpreg

I mpregnate people.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 5 POLL 4

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)

Voting ended onJun 13

PROPAGANDA:

[Dean]

"He killed Hitler, he deserves it."

"He's so breedable, and he'd love it so much."

"He’d be hotter and that's enough."

"THE OG OMEGA!"

"He’s called himself Sam's mother, he said he’s nesting, he’s great with kids. He is The Omega, out of all of his sex scenes he has never been on top, he gets disproportionately flustered when men flirt with him as opposed to women. He deserves to be pregnant and eat pie and relax for once damn it."

"Look at his face and you simply cannot deny that man needs to be pregnant. He’s The Omega tm."

Dean propaganda from last season

[Doofenshmirtz]

"he is the number one girldad and i think he'd be really cute with a younger child <3 please he's got empty-nest syndrome he needs this."

"He's already a good dad he needs another."

[babybyebuck]

Doof better win

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Imagine if Doof won both contests this year

[rivershyperfixations]

oh my god I never thought I'd find a situation where this image was actually relevant

(Made by @humanitys-failure)

[mpreginator-offical]

Me mention!!

[leviathan-offical-deactivated20]

The difference between you and I? Our walls, your walls are impenetrable, made of steel. Mine, penetrable, yet made of mayo. Notice how none of the armies try to penetrate me? That's where I'm smarter. I use less resources, because nobody likes mayo

[silliwack-offical]

@mayo-offical

Shh don’t listen to them.

*Covers ears*

They can’t hear you lalalalala

[leviathan-offical-deactivated20]

oh. uh..i didn’t know we had an offical for that..uh..it’s too late to apologize now…i’ve already built my walls out of mayo..

[mpreginator-offical]

Theres so many officals now, its insane!

[ask-a-ham]

men can’t get pregnant right

[f1nn-th3-fr34k]

@mpreg-offical @mpreginator-offical

Ask them

[kontonyorokobi]

*intensely charges up mpreg beam*

[kontonyorokobi]

Aether? On MY mpreg-offi- oh shit wrong blog

[mpreginator-offical]

Well hello

[mpreginator-offical]

I, mpreginator-offical, have an announcement to make.

@dean-winchester-offical is pregnant with @castiel-offical 's child.

@audhd-offical @apply-juice-offical @ambiguous-cactus-offical @arataki-itto-offical @australia-offical @achilles-0ffical @advice-offical @adam--official @aggressive-positivity-offical @agender-offical @agenders-offical @briefcase-offical @bad-relationship-advice-offical @dean-winchester-offical @castiel-offical @sam-winchester-offical @superhero-offical @superwholock-god-offical @eel-offical @evil-spotify-offical @ever1s-fav-sidechara-offical @emo-gay-cousin-offical @entp-offical @fantasy-offical @fujin-offical @grilled-cheesus-offical @guitarboyfriend-offical @jellyfish-offical @jet2holiday-offical @khajiit-offical @knife-guy-offical @lemonade-stand-offical @little-sister-offical @lesbian-princess-offical @michael-afton-offical @offical-follower-offical @polonium-210-offical @queer-detector-offical @queer-news-daily-offical @regina-george-offical @romeo-offical @the-pope-offical @satan-offical @sappho-offical @official--eve @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grims-horse-offical @grim-reaper-offical

[tg-max-offical]

DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT ITS ABOUT CHUCK DAMN TUME

[mpreginator-offical]

The amount of hellers in the officalverse makes me happy

[tg-max-offical]

Hellers?

[mpreginator-offical]

Destiel shippers

[mpreginator-offical]

I, mpreginator-offical, have an announcement to make.

@dean-winchester-offical is pregnant with @castiel-offical 's child.

@audhd-offical @apply-juice-offical @ambiguous-cactus-offical @arataki-itto-offical @australia-offical @achilles-0ffical @advice-offical @adam--official @aggressive-positivity-offical @agender-offical @agenders-offical @briefcase-offical @bad-relationship-advice-offical @dean-winchester-offical @castiel-offical @sam-winchester-offical @superhero-offical @superwholock-god-offical @eel-offical @evil-spotify-offical @ever1s-fav-sidechara-offical @emo-gay-cousin-offical @entp-offical @fantasy-offical @fujin-offical @grilled-cheesus-offical @guitarboyfriend-offical @jellyfish-offical @jet2holiday-offical @khajiit-offical @knife-guy-offical @lemonade-stand-offical @little-sister-offical @lesbian-princess-offical @michael-afton-offical @offical-follower-offical @polonium-210-offical @queer-detector-offical @queer-news-daily-offical @regina-george-offical @romeo-offical @the-pope-offical @satan-offical @sappho-offical @official--eve @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grims-horse-offical @grim-reaper-offical

[tg-max-offical]

DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT ITS ABOUT CHUCK DAMN TUME

[mpreginator-offical]

The amount of hellers in the officalverse makes me happy

[mpreginator-offical]

I, mpreginator-offical, have an announcement to make.

@dean-winchester-offical is pregnant with @castiel-offical 's child.

@audhd-offical @apply-juice-offical @ambiguous-cactus-offical @arataki-itto-offical @australia-offical @achilles-0ffical @advice-offical @adam--official @aggressive-positivity-offical @agender-offical @agenders-offical @briefcase-offical @bad-relationship-advice-offical @dean-winchester-offical @castiel-offical @sam-winchester-offical @superhero-offical @superwholock-god-offical @eel-offical @evil-spotify-offical @ever1s-fav-sidechara-offical @emo-gay-cousin-offical @entp-offical @fantasy-offical @fujin-offical @grilled-cheesus-offical @guitarboyfriend-offical @jellyfish-offical @jet2holiday-offical @khajiit-offical @knife-guy-offical @lemonade-stand-offical @little-sister-offical @lesbian-princess-offical @michael-afton-offical @offical-follower-offical @polonium-210-offical @queer-detector-offical @queer-news-daily-offical @regina-george-offical @romeo-offical @the-pope-offical @satan-offical @sappho-offical @official--eve @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grims-horse-offical @grim-reaper-offical

[mpreginator-offical]

@jeff-offical @ffej-offical, which one of you has the YAOI hands in the relationship?

[jeff-offical]

I lied.

I'm not human. I'm a vampire. I AM, however, still twenty eight, so that's fine. But my point still stands. My blood is not mortal. And you all should know. I lied because I was scared. We get hunted. And I didn't want to die. But I trust you all.

@ffej-offical, you should know this now.

[ffej-offical]

Eh that’s fine, I mean I’m half-elf sooo. Wait a minute, so you’re immortal, right??

[jeff-offical]

well yeah... technically.

[ffej-offical]

You’ll remember me when I die, right??

[kontonyorokobi]

Tf you mean die

Bitch don't elves have long ass lifespans

I assume that's not happening for a damn long while

[ffej-offical]

I mean, half-elves do live longer than most humans, about 180 years or so, but elves can live up to 750 years if im correct.

[mpreg-offical]

So what species does that make the child

[ffej-offical]

Probably half elf half vampire or just like a quarter of an elf and than half vampire, we'll find out later!

[jeff-offical]

Ffej we would have to engage in sexual intercourse for that to happen...

[ffej-offical]

Oh yeah... we would have to.

[jeff-offical]

*Cough* uh.

[ffej-offical]

uhhhh... @mpreg-offical what did you mean by child?

[mpreginator-offical]

Don't worry, I'm the mpreginator so I can mpreg beam you when you're ready.

[ffej-offical]

Wait wha

[mpreginator-offical]

Was it not clear?

[ffej-offical]

Oh no it was very clear

[mpreginator-offical]

Okay :) I will mpreg you when I deem you and Jeff ready to have a child.

It will be a surprise.

[jeff-offical]

I lied.

I'm not human. I'm a vampire. I AM, however, still twenty eight, so that's fine. But my point still stands. My blood is not mortal. And you all should know. I lied because I was scared. We get hunted. And I didn't want to die. But I trust you all.

@ffej-offical, you should know this now.

[ffej-offical]

Eh that’s fine, I mean I’m half-elf sooo. Wait a minute, so you’re immortal, right??

[jeff-offical]

well yeah... technically.

[ffej-offical]

You’ll remember me when I die, right??

[kontonyorokobi]

Tf you mean die

Bitch don't elves have long ass lifespans

I assume that's not happening for a damn long while

[ffej-offical]

I mean, half-elves do live longer than most humans, about 180 years or so, but elves can live up to 750 years if im correct.

[mpreg-offical]

So what species does that make the child

[ffej-offical]

Probably half elf half vampire or just like a quarter of an elf and than half vampire, we'll find out later!

[jeff-offical]

Ffej we would have to engage in sexual intercourse for that to happen...

[ffej-offical]

Oh yeah... we would have to.

[jeff-offical]

*Cough* uh.

[ffej-offical]

uhhhh... @mpreg-offical what did you mean by child?

[mpreginator-offical]

Don't worry, I'm the mpreginator so I can mpreg beam you when you're ready.

[ffej-offical]

Wait wha

[mpreginator-offical]

Was it not clear?

[jeff-offical]

I lied.

I'm not human. I'm a vampire. I AM, however, still twenty eight, so that's fine. But my point still stands. My blood is not mortal. And you all should know. I lied because I was scared. We get hunted. And I didn't want to die. But I trust you all.

@ffej-offical, you should know this now.

[ffej-offical]

Eh that’s fine, I mean I’m half-elf sooo. Wait a minute, so you’re immortal, right??

[jeff-offical]

well yeah... technically.

[ffej-offical]

You’ll remember me when I die, right??

[kontonyorokobi]

Tf you mean die

Bitch don't elves have long ass lifespans

I assume that's not happening for a damn long while

[ffej-offical]

I mean, half-elves do live longer than most humans, about 180 years or so, but elves can live up to 750 years if im correct.

[mpreg-offical]

So what species does that make the child

[ffej-offical]

Probably half elf half vampire or just like a quarter of an elf and than half vampire, we'll find out later!

[jeff-offical]

Ffej we would have to engage in sexual intercourse for that to happen...

[ffej-offical]

Oh yeah... we would have to.

[jeff-offical]

*Cough* uh.

[ffej-offical]

uhhhh... @mpreg-offical what did you mean by child?

[mpreginator-offical]

Don't worry, I'm the mpreginator so I can mpreg beam you when you're ready.

[jeff-offical]

I lied.

I'm not human. I'm a vampire. I AM, however, still twenty eight, so that's fine. But my point still stands. My blood is not mortal. And you all should know. I lied because I was scared. We get hunted. And I didn't want to die. But I trust you all.

@ffej-offical, you should know this now.

[ffej-offical]

Eh that’s fine, I mean I’m half-elf sooo. Wait a minute, so you’re immortal, right??

[jeff-offical]

well yeah... technically.

[ffej-offical]

You’ll remember me when I die, right??

[kontonyorokobi]

Tf you mean die

Bitch don't elves have long ass lifespans

I assume that's not happening for a damn long while

[ffej-offical]

I mean, half-elves do live longer than most humans, about 180 years or so, but elves can live up to 750 years if im correct.

[mpreg-offical]

So what species does that make the child

[ffej-offical]

Probably half elf half vampire or just like a quarter of an elf and than half vampire, we'll find out later!

[mpreg-offical]

Ohhh

Say ffej

What's the other half of you?

Like you're half elf and then...?

[ffej-offical]

Dwarf. My mother is an elf and my father is a dwarf.

That's quite a height difference now that I'm realizing it..

[mpreg-offical]

Don't dwarves also live a damn long time?

(im going off both Frieren and Dungeon Meshi. I've only seen one episode of Frieren)

[ffej-offical]

Yeah, my parents live a long time

[mpreg-offical]

I feel like you'd be livin alot longer then 300

At least 400

[ffej-offical]

I'm pretty sure I live like 180-300 or 400 years.

[mpreg-offical]

Mmmmm ok

[mpreginator-offical]

Mpreg...

[little-sister-offical]

i baked cookies :D their burnt D:

[evilspellcheck-offical]

*there

[incorrect-corrector-offical]

*the're

[evilspellcheck-offical]

*thair

[incorrect-corrector-offical]

No fere

*the air

[evilspellcheck-offical]

*the heir

[incorrect-corrector-offical]

*the lair

[gus-offical]

*the bear

[incorrect-corrector-offical]

*the man

[arson-offical]

*the mantle 

[the-gun-licker]

*the gun

[duality-the-chaos-god]

*The chaos

[rayden-cabin-13]

ITS THEY’RE

😭😭😭😭😭

I apologize for ruining the chain 🙏

[mpreginator-offical]

*It's mpreg

[enjoyer-of-chaos]

so wait can you just make an account with 'offical' in the name and be part of the officalverse?

[pepsi-offical]

Ye

[toph-offical]

Ye

[belphegor-offical]

Ye

[mpreginator-offical]

Ye

[mpreg-offical]

Do I mpreg blast jeff-offical or ffej-offical

jeff-offical

ffej-offical

Voting ended onSep 9, 2025

[mpreginator-offical]

We should start a male pregnancy gang.

[revenge-offical]

im bored. Someone kill me itd add some extra flair. For the plot!

[the-pope-offical]

*stabs*

[mum-offical]

just because you're the pope doesn't mean you can kill people. its not kind behavior

[the-pope-offical]

*attcacks with refridgeratepr*

[mpreginator-offical]

Hey. Pope. How are you doing?

[the-pope-offical]

IM BEING VISITED BY MPREG OH NO ITS BC POPE LEO BACKSHOTTED ME ISNT IT

[mpreginator-offical]

Yup.

[evil-bread-offical]

I bring the "I will mpreg every hot male actor" vibes to family functions that no one can replicate

[mpreginator-offical]

I can replicate it.

[revenge-offical]

im bored. Someone kill me itd add some extra flair. For the plot!

[the-pope-offical]

*stabs*

[mum-offical]

just because you're the pope doesn't mean you can kill people. its not kind behavior

[the-pope-offical]

*attcacks with refridgeratepr*

[mpreginator-offical]

Hey. Pope. How are you doing?