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toastgull

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

screamingatsquirrels

I’m gonna kick this workouts ass then!

atreemakestheforest

This therapy session about to change me for the better!!! ❤️

treefrog203

this quiz that’s due by midnight that i haven’t read any of the readings for yet

teatops

Welp! Time to write!!! ^^

composerinprogress

Hey now, you’re an all star

listen to what I orchestrated

SoundCloud

architectofimagination

THIS IS FUKING AMAZING WHY CANT I SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE I WANNA SHOW IT TO EVERYONE. LITERAL GOOSEBUMPS

eltrolodecadadia

zekthesans

composer IN progress????

NO, YOU ARE READY FOR THE WORLD. IN FACT, THE WORLD IS NOT READY FOR YOU

storm-is-cool

this is real talent

agentfrostbite

This is oddly stirring and inspiring and we stand and applaud you, dear composer, for maming a MASTERPIECE

simpsons-latino

say-prettyy-pleasee

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

jenny-jinya

Short comic, while I work on something bigger on the side. It is nevertheless a very important topic. A lot of seabirds die because they eat plastic. They feed their chicks with the waste. It’s really tragic.

zamisriza-the-resurrection

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

real-life-pine-tree

“Keep the change.”

valykas-deactivated20190916

I got a college deposit to hand in. Money come find me!

harrys-place

I would just like some money thanks

rontieremodeled-deactivated2023

Three months from now I will be better, happier, wealthier, and more stable than I have ever been.

heartbreakhur

nemmiewemmie

Father in law: You should put your loose tooth under your pillow for the tooth fairy.

6yo kid: My mommy said we don’t summon entities we’re unfamiliar with.

aelfcynn

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

writetheworldfree

can’t pass up this kinda karma

iridessence

and in your size

moonlitsaiyan

definitely cant pass it up now jeez

illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

codyslipring-deactivated2015060

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.

isamaegreenleaf

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

nnfirnid

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this

modelinterrupted

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

latenightsugar

WHyyyy

badgyal-k-deactivated20190901

Sorry everyone

just-jay25

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

kixgbear

Shiddd

angiebkxo-deactivated20180626

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

manynamedshe

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

glamhoeour-deactivated20251207

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

venusians

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

edge-of-great

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

mrjapsgedudel

I'm so sorry guys

disasterbisexual-moved

🔘 male

🔘 female

✔️ small angry gay sleep deprived gremlin

suspend

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

jeesusperse

half of the notes on this post are people going “um i think you meant girls and also i hate boys they are disgusting” and the other half is boys going “this isnt about me nobody could ever feel that way about me” like do you maybe see a connection here?? and also could you stop??

darling-cannibal

Boys are so cute!!! Small soft boys! Big buff boys! Tall skinny boys! In between boys! Boys are adorable!!!!!!!!!!!

coyotl-io

i’m not even attracted to boys but yes??? can confirm???

shlitoris

Boys are amazing, especially nice ones who sympathize with you and make you feel beautiful even if you look like shit.

benegesserwitch

Soft boys! Trans boys! Boys with chubby cheeks! Skinny boys! Lanky boys! Boys with acne scars! Boys who run! Boys who draw! Boys who cuddle! Asian boys! Black boys! Brown boys! Pale boys! Short boys! Quiet boys! Funny boys! Boys with anxiety! Boys with autism! Dyslexic boys! ADHD boys! Athletic boys! Math boys! Boys who grew up watching history documentaries! Gamer boys! Fashion boys! ALL THE BOYS!

peridot-loves-all-star

👏👏👏 GOOD POST

universesinhermind

BOYS!!!!!

audi0medic

After all the boy-dragging that goes on on this hellsite, thank you

emphatically-enthusiastic

Appreciate boys with good souls

pancake-reports-deactivated2022

Ah yes! Boys need more appreciation on this hellsite!!

melencoliia

Why is almost everyone on this post deactivated

burnt-and-crispy

Cause they ascended into heaven by making this heavenly post

stegosoreus

B O Y S

friendlyneighborhoodtwink-deact

Thank you?? Sksksk you guys made my day I love you all

blueowen

LOVE ALL THE LADS OUT THERE

but-the-library-of-alexandria

Easy-ish Ways to Help The Planet For Free or Cheap

I’m aiming to make sure everything on this list is either free, very cheap or saves you money in the long run. I also don’t want to include anything that requires owning a house because this is 2017 and we’re all millennials here

Cheap/Financially Beneficial:

You’ve heard this one before but if you menstruate, buy reusable products. The average person uses tens of thousands of pads and tampons in their menstruating life, which is not only wasteful but expensive.

If you wear makeup, use cloth pads instead of disposable wipes. You can even make your own makeup remover using olive or coconut oil and water.

The same goes for cleaning supplies: use washable cloths and for extra brownie points buy non toxic or eco cleaning supplies such as Ecover brand supplies or castille soap.

Buy bar soaps in paper instead of gels in plastic bottles. It’s usually as cheap if not cheaper, although it’s harder to find bar face soaps.

Support local small businesses!

Try indulging your online shopping cravings and/or doing some groceries on EthicalSuperstore.com or EthicalShop.org if you’re in the british isles. If anyone knows any equivalents in the USA or anywhere else please add it below!

If you have bulk stores nearby, bring your own containers and buy unpackaged bulk items.

If you can use public transport to get somewhere, always choose this over using your car. Try to nurture a ‘driving is my last resort’ mentality.

If you’re planning a holiday (lucky you!) consider exploring the beauty spots in your own country instead of going abroad to avoid air travel. I know you want to be ‘cultured’, but why not get to know your own culture a little better? Plus, the tourist industry can often be really damaging to some beautiful countries.

Buy a stainless steel reusable water bottle and stop buying bottled water if your tap water is drinkable. If it isn’t, look into filters.

Replace some of your meat with meat-free alternatives and/or try to eat less meat. Regardless of your stance on animal rights, livestock farming is bad for climate change.

Loan $25 to small business owners struggling with poverty all over the world with Kiva.com. Not only is a $25 microloan fairly affordable when it comes to potentially pulling someone out of poverty, but if and when they start earning, they’ll pay you back! And the site pays your second loan for free! Plus you can claim to be an investor on your CV. Look out for causes where a lender is matching your donations to make maximum impact.

Watch documentaries (legally) to support people who are spreading the word/doing something about issues, and to educate yourself and get more ideas on how to help.

Stop buying new clothes and start buying vintage or second-hand. I’ll let you off for shoes an underwear.

Look for products in glass or metal not plastic. Not only are you more likely to reuse them, but they’re much easier to recycle and are more often made from recycled materials.

Buy metal safety razors and razorblades instead of disposable plastic ones.

Free:

Set Ecosia as your homepage and default search engine. It’s a search engine that uses its profits to plant trees! You plant about one tree every forty searches

For both the planet and the people, go to GreaterGood.com and click a button to donate to a different cause on each tab. You can do it once a day.

Recycle. Even if they don’t have home collection where you live, there should at least be a collection point you can go to.

Don’t throw away empty jars and bottles. Use them to fill with other things, especially homemade food, drink and toiletries.

Use your vote to support politicians, locally and nationally, who prioritise the environment.

Share your eco-doings on social media. Give local small businesses a shout-out by by posting pics of your delicious meal or pretty soap and tagging them, or let people know that you took your old furniture to the recycling place at [address].

Get new furniture from Freecycle or similar sites to save money, prevent those things from going to landfill, and avoid using up new resources on new furniture. Also, donate your own old stuff.

If you have free time, try volunteering. If you can’t commit to a regular shift, look for local beach cleans or similar events.

Watch YouTube videos by people living zero waste, low energy or eco-food lifestyles. You’re not only supporting them and spreading their message, you can pick up some tips. You don’t have to go vegan or zero waste or whatever, but just one or two changes can help. I recommend trashisfortossers especially as a starting point!

Stick seeds or roots of your vegetables into pots and grow your own vegetables from it. Some of these are super easy, some might need a bit more effort. Celery really takes off.

If you have the confidence, ask your boss if you can pitch some ideas on making your workplace/company more sustainable. If you hint that it could save money, they’ll probably go for it.

Turn the heat settings on your heating and hot water down. You don’t need your water scalding, and if it’s coming out cooler from the boiler, you need less cold water from the cold water tap.

Get wildflower seeds for free from Grow Wild and sprinkle them anywhere, be it your garden or a roadside verge (out of a car window, don’t walk on roadside verges).

Support your local park, library and other services that provide free stuff for the public. Libraries = less books being bought while still supporting writers, and parks = green spaces.

That’s all I can think of right now - I’ll add more if I think of more. Add your tips below!